Yo Pabel Writing A Yearning Poem Under A Pseudonym Is The Biggest Give Away That He Is A Flagrant Homosexual

bts of Suzerain posting, I am foaming at the mouth to make a Symon Holl finance bro aesthetic grid

they tried to bring me down and I came back cuntier

if there's at least one note at this post, I'll start writing a Symon Holl/OC (me) smooshin booties

having grown up money is so great because when your bestie has a car crash, you can just buy her a Sephora gift card. it's ok queen your vibes are safe with me

my pronouns are U S P (my name is Tarquin Soll and my pronouns are kiss my ass)

this post has been ruining my life for the last week or whatever

This is my ot3 manifesto

Czechia - 🤨 displeased

Luxembourg - this is weird (compliment). also catchy. approved

Israel - whats the etiquette on talking about Israel now. abstain

Germany - kinda giving charli xcx. epilepsy warning

Serbia - i think it's a love song, I don't approve of love songs in Eurovision purely because they lack the insaniy

Finland - (pre watching: extremely high expectation ater Cha Cha, the Finnish are always on their bullshit) I don't know. I think they might have fallen victim to my high expectations.

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

Kesaro Kibener made that post

communist Chris Martin was not on my bingo

tagged by @vice-president-galade and @wokeupandchoseviolence - thank you! ❤️

last song: Blue Hotel by Chris Isaak (gym playlist, nothing like deadlifting to moody 80s)

last film: Conclave (yesterday!)

last book: Tell Me An Ending by Jo Harkin - for my book club, picked after finishing Severance S2 with the girls

last tv show: for myself - Forever on Netflix (needed something chill), with people - Severance (obsessed)

sweet/savory/spicy: I have an insane sweet tooth, I could live on pastries only

relationship status: 💖💖 married 💖💖

last thing i googled: "pov you are water" for a dumb cat meme hehe

looking forward to: tonight! cinema (The Surfer, Nick Cage supremacy) and taco bowls for dinner + eurovision

current obsession: my OC who I keep inventing head canons for lol

Tagging! @poetikat @chavatangakwunua @act-iv