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it works

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

i have no idea what the fuck happened there

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

come bbg let me bite you as a form of affection

me, everyday: the world is so fascinating and amazing and all these people i know are amazing and

me, the moment something goes off schedule (no one knows my internal schedule or doesnt care): the entire world will burn by my hand and i will laugh as children cry and buildings burn down. otherworldly witnesses will watch as a mere human brings an entire planet down and realize the extent of humanity's worst. i will stand upon the broken and charred earth and i will feel nothing but satisfaction and amusement.

well, lets try this (delulu as hell)

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

"The Mother never told me it would be this Lonely..."

(au info + fanfic under cut!)

tma au go brrrr lmao

basically og elias is the web's favoured avatar (like how jon is the beholdings special little boy) and unfortunately that does Not go well for him

so because hes the avatar best suited for this shit (hes not called the fateweaver for no reason) hes chosen to become jonah's next puppet and aid in the stopping of the apocalyse

at first he was like "alr man sure" but now he just wants Out

(also i headcanon that his consciousness forms into a semi corporeal in his mind so that he'd be able to actually, yk, do the web shit he has to do in order to change fate? so thats why he looks like a twink!)

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh