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i will take a small nap

Nikto.

i didn't feel like drawing hair, have nikto with reader instead, thank you everyone who has reached out to me during my absence, expect an image from me this new year

indonesia, i have to write a paper about you, i hope i will do you justice

If I ate you it would taste like strawberry milk methinks

ehhh!?? how did you know?????? if one is what one eats, i am strawberry milk. i drink strawberry milk/strawberry blended yogurt (with homemade strawberry syrup) almost daily waghhh

dear god-o-bees, do you think nikto would like strawberry milk? or would he be the radical orthodox non-pasteurized milk drinker?

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

i think that was one more near death experience added to the collection (there was an earthquake and i was in an elevator)

not like, online, but irl, the lord keeps testing me

the lord keeps sending me red flags with writing hobby man, please stop

Nikto checking their home security camera, in the living room. His wife is doing yoga. But only in her pullover sweater and underwear. Make it it even worse.

He’s got the BIGGEST hard-on! While on the cargo plane

Ahaha!! I can picture this too tho

He's literally staring at you as you do your yoga so calmly. Fuck, you're in a downward dog? And he gets to see your full ass from the camera's view? The way your underwear just get a little stuck makes him fucking hard, it makes your ass look big as hell.

And he's just there, watching his phone while everyone else prepped to jump from the plane. Nikto couldn't care less, getting to see your pretty bum all in the air, exposed legs moving slowly to adjust positions. Fuck, his pants were so tight on his groin 😩

Then he has to go through the whole mission with a boner, thinking of nothing but you as he risks his life for his job. Ah, but at least the money is going into getting you a new yoga membership :)

@fishsinsareacknowledged @zoloftwithdrawalnausea @frogcereal29 @puracatt @latinoid @xoxunhinged @simping4konig

Have i told you how much i love the eyelashes you put on nikto because 😚😚😚

waghhh, thank youuuuu dear fish, i could make them even more luscious!!!! (i need to inspect nikto's character model)

blond people scares me for some reason