Don't Need To Call Me Out Like That, I Have TWO HOURS To Finish A FUCKING PAPER And I Scroll Tmbler And

Don't need to call me out like that, I have TWO HOURS to finish a FUCKING PAPER and I scroll tmbler and twitter and SCREAM on myself instead

not relaxing, not doing work, but a secret third thing (screaming in my head while doomscrolling)

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1 year ago
Charlie Saving Angel Dust Or If She Was More Demonic Ahahah
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Charlie Saving Angel Dust Or If She Was More Demonic Ahahah
Charlie Saving Angel Dust Or If She Was More Demonic Ahahah
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Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash

6 months ago

Momo: Living my best life with my BF! :P

Seiko: Jiji, Aira, Kinta, Vamola, Rin, Unji and Kouki are dying

Momo: This isn't about them

DanDaDan should have a chapter where Okarun and Momo finally properly confess and go out on an actual, proper date together. Maybe even the perfect date. Etc

And then an immediate chapter afterwards where it's the entire extended cast following Okarun and Momo on their date, and they're fighting a bunch of aliens and yokai and whatever else, keeping their date from going wrong


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1 year ago

Ode to Misato Katsuragi (sorry Shinji)

1 year ago

It's a shame that N didn't get one, so I am gonna fix it this year (very poorly)

I Already Figured But...

I already figured but...


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5 months ago

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

1 year ago
You've Been Salmonsharked Reblog To Salmonshark Someone Else

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

1 year ago
Filipino AU of Daniil, Artemy and Clara
Filipino AU of Lara, Stakh and Bad Grief
Filipino AU of Peter and Andrey
Filipino AU of the Saburovs
Filipino AU of Eva and Yulia
Filipino AU of Block and Aglaya
Filipino AU of Aspity and Oyun
Filipino AU of the Termites

my complete filipino pathologic (PHathologic) au! design notes + farkhad below

My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below
My Complete Filipino Pathologic (PHathologic) Au! Design Notes + Farkhad Below

note: my AU is mostly northern luzon based, probably somewhere in modern-day baguio or around that area. this was mostly just a self-indulgent design project so i played around with a lot of historical aspects that are not accurate so apologies for any mistakes on my end :P

also these were done in early 2023 and i lost the drive to do the other characters. if i have time again i might draw them and add them to this post :)


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3 months ago
Have A Great Day Everybody

Have a great day everybody

1 year ago

my ideal makorrasami imagines are always like

asami comes home to her girlfriend and boyfriend after a long day of being a genius engineer and fortune 500 ceo

she picks up bolin on the way because it's mako's birthday so they're having a little get-together

they head to the pool because that's usually where korra can be found when the weather is super warm, and obviously mako will be there too keeping her company

she and bolin hear raised voices as they approach. omg the girlfriend and boyfriend are fightinggggg

it's a very sophisticated argument. they're just saying, over and over, "nuh-uh!" "uh-huh!" "NUH-UH!" "YEAH-HUH!"

asami and bolin round the corner to see korra and mako glaring at each other, cheeks flushed, eyes glassy, absolutely drunk off their gourd

asami's just like "pregaming, are we? i hope you left some alcohol for the rest of us" and raises one devastating eyebrow

korra and mako turn to her and their faces light up immediately. "asami!! you're here!!!"

(the eyebrow does nothing to dampen their enthusiasm, which is fine, because they're very endearing drunks and she is very much enjoying this)

then they turn back to each other and are like "SHE'LL agree with me. THEN you'll see. i'm right and you're wrong. you're the wrongest forever and ever. no YOU are" etc. etc.

this of course quickly devolves into good ol rough and tumble rasslin

bolin's like "ooh ooh ooh! what are we talking about? i love being part of conversations! i want to have an opinion!!!"

by which point korra has mako in a headlock and they turn in tandem to look at asami (bolin's input is not required) and very earnestly ask her who the best kisser is

they're looking at her so expectantly and korra has forgotten about the headlock so now they're just hugging as they wait with baited breath for asami's verdict

and asami's like oh well uh guys i can't really...that's not...apples oranges et cetera, you're both extremely good kissers, really top notch, full marks for everyone, i uh always love any sort of kissing that we get to do, um, together,

just digging herself into this awkward hole, right. because no one expects that question

mako's mouth drops open. "woah," he says

"yeah," says korra

as one, their heads swivel toward each other

"the BEST kisser...is ASAMI!!!!!" they say in unison

they stare into each other's eyes for a beat

suddenly their mouths are colliding as they LAUNCH themselves toward each other and begin making out frantically and with great fervor

occasionally coming up for air to say such things as "you're so smart" "no YOU" "no ASAMI is" "asami's the smartest" "i love asami" "she's the best ever for always" amidst the most embarrassingly sloppy kissing known to man

bolin's like "soooo. just to make sure i'm getting this straight"

asami: uh-huh

bolin: the reason korra and my brother are kissing in front of us so enthusiastically...

asami: yeah

bolin: ...is because they are in SUCH complete agreement...

asami: right

bolin: ...that YOU are good at kissing?

asami: that appears to be the case, yes

asami can hear bolin facepalm somewhere off to the side, but she only has eyes for the ridiculously adorable and uncoordinated makeout session taking place in front of her

cousin tu's voice comes from the direction of the house. "oh dude they're done arguing? right on"

bolin: how long have they been arguing?

tu: idk, like half an hour? for a while they were just arm-wrestling but korra let mako win because it's his birthday, and he got all cranky about it

bolin: uh-huh. so how did they get from that...to this?

tu: well obviously then korra said it doesn't matter if she's the best arm-wrestler because mako's the best kisser

bolin: wait

tu: and mako was all, "no YOU'RE the best kisser" and korra went "no YOU are"

bolin: so you mean to tell me...

tu: and i got bored after like, five minutes of that so i went back inside

bolin: ...all this time they were fighting because they each think the OTHER person is better at kissing?

tu: well, yeah. i mean if you ask me they both seem to be pretty bad at kissing lol. but whatever, it's not my problem. no offense, asami!

bolin: they're probably better at kissing when they're sober. i mean, this is just embarrassing. right, asami? please tell me this is not what you're working with on a daily basis. asami? hello? asami?

but asami isn't listening. she's gazing at korra and mako with the goofiest smile on her face. her pupils have turned into heart shapes. without conscious decision on her part she clasps her hands and presses them sappily to her bosom

tu: dude, maybe we should, like, give them a minute

bolin: is this even safe? what if they bite each other's lips off?

tu: korra's a healer, right? like, i'm not worried about it

asami doesn't notice them leave. she's so full of love for these two ridiculous idiots that it's spilling out of her in the form of literal tears. she's crying from how much she loves them

this continues until korra and mako in their clumsy enthusiasm actually fall into the pool. korra bends the water away from mako before he can drown and then immediately tries to punch it for endangering him. asami runs over to get them out and they both see that she's been crying. this is followed by a five-minute sequence of mako frantically petting her hair while she tries to convince korra to put away the fire-dagger, no one has been mean to her, everything is all right, korra, no wait, don't go into the avatar state, you're going to suck the cake into the element vortex -

mako thinks it's very unfair that the day after his birthday, he's the only one who wakes up with a hangover. apparently the avatar, who's been up since the buttcrack of dawn merrily inventing the new field of batterbending to replace the cake she and her past lives destroyed, is above such concerns. asami kisses his nose with great affection and, it must be said, terrible morning breath. "how about this," she says. "on my birthday, korra and i will get drunk and attempt to eat each other's faces and you can babysit. sound good?"

yes, that sounds good, he thinks. after all, taking turns has served them pretty well so far.

1 year ago

So true it's scary

having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

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