DRAG HIM, DR. CUNT
I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.
you can pretend i don’t exist but i still made you cum
i want this etched into my gravestone (via unclefather)