Varric: Great, We’re In The Deep Roads. I Feel Myself Getting Dwarfier By The Minute. Did I Just Sprout

Varric - Attention

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Varric: If there's one thing I know, it's how to get an asshole's attention!

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Dragon Age Inquisition

So I can’t be the only varric lover that has recently gone from “are they finally going to let me fuck that dwarf” to “oh they’re killing him” in the last few days and is feeling unreasonable levels of grief, right

Post-prologue scene. Varric was supposed to be in Harding's room.

Harding: It wasn't supposed to go this way. What do we do now? What do we do? Varric: One thing at a time, Harding. Harding: (Sighs) Varric: I let you down. I'm sorry. Varric: Talk to her. She could use a friend.

DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION | REPLAY ➤ “I know how much you hated leaving Kirkwall.”

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Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

...is now available on Nexus Mods!

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

Nexus Mods :: Dragon Age: Inquisition

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

patreon request for Audrey - an interpretation of The Thing Whose Name Sounds Like Horned Head, But Is Not 🦌

Nah cuz how dare varric STILL BE TALLER THAN ME EXCUSE THE FUCK

Heights Based off Official Model Scales, Dev Words, or Lore specified

Here to ruin everyone's day with this because honestly I find it delightful and fits into the feral and desperate need I have for Thedas to be experiencing mega fauna and flora.

Update: Just to clarify, the only height that is canon is Bull's. I realize that the wording for some was not entirely clear enough on that. That's why I didn't tag this as lore.

Going from shortest to tallest we have this:

Varric - 5'3 (160.02cm) [Source]

Morrigan - 5'8 (172.72cm)*

Alistair - 6' (182.88cm) [Source]

Dorian - 6' - 6'2 (182.88-187.96cm)*

Solas - 6'5 (195.58cm) [Source]

The Iron Bull - 8' (243.84cm)*

Elaboration (Below the Cut)

Morrigan:

Morrigan's figure isn't listed anymore, but I grabbed a screenshot and with the help of a friend who has her statue, Morrigan is 5'8 sans heels.

Dorian:

When asked about Dorian's height, David Gaider specified that: "He is as tall as the character artists made him." [Source]

So, without giving bias, I put Dorian's height at a range due to the fact he is the ideal proportions at 8 heads tall which by modern industry standard means he's 6'2, but by earlier standards means he's 6'. Since we can't really tell which height the artist is going for, I put the range. But considering current standards I would say he's 6'2.

The Iron Bull:

In World of Thedas vol. 2 p. 255 they have the description that he is 8' tall.

Everyone in the Chargers is someone who can look at an eight-foot horned giant and say, 'Yes, I trust that man with my life.'

If you're wondering if that includes the horns? Up to you, its not specified. If you want to do sans horns, they math out to adding roughly 5" to his had according to his gaming heads model. Which would make him 7'5 (226.06cm).

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