Some Guy At Work: I Didn't Like Sweets Until After 40, But Now *pats Gut* You Can See How Much I Like

sorry that i ate all of your rations and rubbed my cartoonishly distended belly and burped really loudly that was my bad

Reblog this if you like goopy, painless digestion! Y’all are my people

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

cortisolmaxxing victimcel

i’m a horny asexual - of course im into vore

having an attack dog pred. A pred where you can point at someone and be like 🫵 eat them

Working non-stop with no time to exercise got a tanuk looking like this…