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they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding
@Geoastrocat
poor little guy is hungry.. surely you'll let him take a sip?
ouugh I love tiny vampire guy.. I have 2 more parts (4 panels) planned but perhaps if there are lovely kofi tippers I'll add some more :>
part 1 (you are here) || part 2 || part 3
Taking care of a feedee involves:
- Unbuttoning their jeans for them when they are to stuffed to do it themselves
- Rubbing their full belly until they drift to sleep
- Kissing their stretch marks, fat rolls and specially their overfed tummy to show how much you appreciate their effort (forehead kissies too)
- Bringing them their favorite snacks just to see that happy look on their face
- Hugging/cuddling them from behind and playing with their tummy
- Pulling them into your lap (if possible) and hand feeding them their favorite dessert to show them that they'll never be too big for you
feedism is hilarious because it sounds so wildly wholesome in some regards. like oh you like making sure your partner eats well? or you like it when your partner does the same for you? you like eating together? what a fucking deviant. what a perv. i bet you probably like hand-making little cards that say "i love you" too, don't you, you absolute sex freak. wait no post cancelled i just thought about a feeder slipping romantic notes into generous packed lunches for their feedee every day and now i'm getting hard
idk where all of this weed-smoke discourse erupted from, but “weed is fine and you shouldn’t be a snitch about it” and “don’t burn plant matter in public spaces where someone you don’t know might have, like, a lung condition” are two sentiments that can and do coexist. i have asthma and i hang out with stoners pretty much constantly. i’ve never felt the urge to snitch and no one has ever blatantly disrespected my avoidance of smoke. they’re always eager to help keep it away from me when needed, which isn’t difficult to do. i hate to say this, but my only takeaway from a hypothetical scenario in which a stoner is blasting weed smoke in public like a dragon and an asthmatic feels the need to involve the cops is that both individuals are unpleasant and i don’t want to be around either of them lmao
Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.
Part 1 of the stuffing challenge
He still has a LOT more to go.