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”But have you tried my bacon? My bacon is to die for, everyone loves my bacon.”
That’s cool, that a lot of people enjoy your bacon that is. But I don’t like pork, so it probably won’t be nice for me.
“What if I snuck little pork bits inside your kale, you’d probably like it than right?”
No. I don’t like pork so it’d just kind of ruin what’d otherwise be a good meal for me.
“You like chicken with your kale and that’s practically the same as pork!”
… No. Chicken is chicken. They’re both meats I guess but chicken isn’t pork.
“I think everyone secretly likes pork, they just haven’t had it cooked the right way.”
Then your ideas about the world are wrong, because I don’t like pork.
“I totally get what you mean, I’m a Muslim and I’m 100 percent against eating pork! I do crave bacon and pork chops all the time though I mean who doesn’t? Don’t get how you’re into kale though I mostly live on chicken and lettuce.
I don’t crave pork. Because I don’t like it, I do like kale though- it honestly doesn’t seem like you get what I mean at all.
“Oh yeah, I ate pork and found it pretty okay, but than I had kale and it was the bomb! It was so good it made me realize I never liked pork!”
I don’t think kale is just… Better than pork, I straight up don’t like it.
“You know I experimented with kale when I was younger than realized-“
I’m going to blow up the world.