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I don’t like Pork, I like kale

”But have you tried my bacon? My bacon is to die for, everyone loves my bacon.”

That’s cool, that a lot of people enjoy your bacon that is. But I don’t like pork, so it probably won’t be nice for me.

“What if I snuck little pork bits inside your kale, you’d probably like it than right?”

No. I don’t like pork so it’d just kind of ruin what’d otherwise be a good meal for me.

“You like chicken with your kale and that’s practically the same as pork!”

… No. Chicken is chicken. They’re both meats I guess but chicken isn’t pork.

“I think everyone secretly likes pork, they just haven’t had it cooked the right way.”

Then your ideas about the world are wrong, because I don’t like pork.

“I totally get what you mean, I’m a Muslim and I’m 100 percent against eating pork! I do crave bacon and pork chops all the time though I mean who doesn’t? Don’t get how you’re into kale though I mostly live on chicken and lettuce.

I don’t crave pork. Because I don’t like it, I do like kale though- it honestly doesn’t seem like you get what I mean at all.

“Oh yeah, I ate pork and found it pretty okay, but than I had kale and it was the bomb! It was so good it made me realize I never liked pork!”

I don’t think kale is just… Better than pork, I straight up don’t like it.

“You know I experimented with kale when I was younger than realized-“

I’m going to blow up the world.


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