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Pheoness! What's your favorite shenanigan you got up to with Phoenix?
“Darn, there were so many good ones. But my ABSOLUTE favorite started with just an ordinary mission to steal some things from a Zoraxis base. One item that we specifically stole was some non lethal laxatives. And there was an ex-Zoraxis employee I still needed to get my revenge on for poisoning me😈😈”
GIYSGUYSGUYS
LOOK WHOS BACK
THE IMFAMOUS
THE CUNTRESS
THE PHEONESS
I have some free time to spare since my other accounts aren’t that busy so if you send requests for her, I’ll make some art (Oh yea and phoenix too:)
I think it’s pretty obvious why this is my tumblr username
Cause of this silly baby!
I love Pheoness so much and is probably the best OC I’ve made.
@pandagobrr @wyvchard @stellar-collective
Tag game🎉
Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!
For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)
They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.
That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.
Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well
The best you’ll ever get to a reginess kiss
Pheonix (18 1/2) and Pheoness (18 2/2) Look at all of them
Pheonix: CUDDLE PILE! PHEE-PHEE, LETS JOIN!
Pheoness: Nah, I’m good-
Pheonix: Join or blackmail:)
Pheoness: OKAY OKAY FINE!
043, 13-12, and 014 all passed out on a couch and cuddling: 043's Reggie: *looking at the other Regs* ...Should we join them? 13-12's Reggie: I've got nothing else to do today. 014's Reggie, already in the cuddle pile: Way ahead of you.
@eod-agent-13-12 @the-one-and-only-043 Cuddle pile :D
Wait...........
How come I never realized this
IT'S REGINALD AND PHEONIX CORE
"Who lives"
"Who dies"
"Who tells your story."
First tome on discord could you pls explain how this works?
I Expect You To Date: REBOOTED
OOC: Well, you asked for it, and it's back! There's still a few things to work out, I need to figure out how to format it to avoid burnout, but the server's ready! So without further ado, welcome back to I Expect You To Date!
The way this works is a mix between a dating sim and freeform rp. I'll usually give the player one or more options to reply with, but they'll almost always also have a [Custom] option, which allows them to write their own response.
Basic plot is, the Agency finally discovered Zoraxis's main base, and there's no one better to send undercover than good old Agent Phoenix. There are 3 Acts in the game, and 8 routes, selected at the end of Act 1- 6 familiar faces and 2 secret routes.
With all that said, I hope you'll join me in foiling Zoraxis's top brass's most dastardly plot yet- remaining single.
Ta-ta, agents! Roz will resume posting soon.
Pheonix and Pheoness in a nutshell
Realized that setting up a whiteboard takes like no planning is very easy, and it's very fun, so
This text is the link to it!
Playing ieytd for the first time IN MONTHS
I swear I know I’m gonna cry just by hearing Reggie’s voice
It feels like forever since I was I this fandom 😭😭😭😭😭😭
”HINICETOMEETYOU!”
“Hey…”
They both look up in the tree, analyzing the situation
I Expect You To Party
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
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A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
”Well, sure. Why not?”
She pushes extroverted Pheonix in front of her who was vibrating with happiness
“13-12 has people, Firebird. Go talk to em.”
“OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY!”
I Expect You To Party
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
“Alright, that seems like a good advance.”
She takes another bottle of wine, twisting the cap off
“How have things been in your dimension while we were gone?”
I Expect You To Party
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
”WHAT DID YOU GET ME INTO PHOENIX I HAVE TO FIGHT REGINALD NOW?! OH GOSH, ID PROBABLY CRUSH HIM IN A FIGHT!”
“Woah, woah, Phee. You can do either. It’s your choice…”
Pheoness sighs
“I wanna kiss that idiots face so bad..and then punch him so I don’t seem to lovey dovey. Can I do both?”
I Expect You To Party
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
(Doing good! I’ve been in some more fandoms)
”Oh, hey 13-12! Long time no see!”
Pheoness says, chugging another champagne bottle
“This doofus wants me to use this.”
She holds up the mistletoe, examining it
“I’m not familiar with the tradition though. Is there really a binding spell that makes two people kiss? How does the holder trick the victim into stepping under their trap?”
Pheonix sighs
“Well, you know her. Romance is not her forte.”
I Expect You To Party
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
I haven't been on this account for weeks:(
Gonna change that now:D
Pheoness is stealing the wine from Juniper and chugging it all since her telekinetic abilities surgery had an impact on her alcohol tolerance so she can drink as much as she wants without any effects. Pheonix is cheering her on.
"Hey, I managed to snag ALL of John's alcohol, so let's get this party started!"
Pheonix throws a mistletoe at her
"It WILL once you get some guts and use this, Phee-Phee! You promised you would!"
"Well, maybe if I act wasted he might think I'm just doing it cause I'm drunk....Does our handler know i can't get drunk, firebird?"
"Nope."
"Perfect>:)"
I missed my ieytd moots how you guys doing:)
I Expect You To Party
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
I have 2 if you need any more<3
would anyone like to sacrifice their agent phoenix design for a slideshow thing im doing
OMG THIS CAME IUT IF NOWHERE AND ASCENDED MY SOUL😱😱
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ART
first victim muehehabahbhahahahah 😈😈😈 @agentpheoness
flipped the coin and got phoeness so here ya go, used @crazy-valley as a reference, muehwhehehehehehudehnssnuexundehj. Now time to find my next victim :3 mushahaha this is curing my artblock
Ieytd lore #8 (I think?) Descending into the next life Part 2
⚠️Warnings⚠️: Get out your tissues this is gonna be some heavy angst
Low power…..
LOW POWER?!
The agents’ stood there in utter disbelief and hopelessness No…no this can’t be it…Less than a minute was left. They gave it all they had…only to fail now?! Her success only a fickle illusion, she shoved her hands against her face, silently breaking down. How were they gonna find power in less than a minute. Both of them silently admitted it was safe to say it was over. They’d lost. Pheonix looked toward the briefcase…the abort button had familiar hooks. He couldn’t withhold the gasp that escaped him as it began to click….”….Pheoness…” Pheoness looked at him with teary eyes as he pointed at the power storage box and realization lit up in her eyes as well. Reginald also started to realize “No….no….Agents! You’ll fall to your deaths….! T-there’s gotta be another way…” His desperate plea ringing through their ears. The two agents looked at each other, a silent agreement as they took out one clip each. 30 seconds remaining. They had to do this. It was inevitable. The sacrifice had to be made, even if it meant death for both of them. If they’d have a choice to save themselves or the world, they’d choose the world. Every. Single. Time. “Together…?” Phoenix gently took her hand, caressing the back of her hand with the gentlest touch. For the first time ever, Pheoness saw tears run down Phoenix’s cheeks, leaving small trails down his face
“Together.”
They both plugged their clips in before pressing the abort button. It was done. No going back.
The elevator shook under their feet. There was only a few precious seconds left before it couldn’t hold them .“Well, I didn’t expect this…..” Zor sighed “I’ll be seeing you, agents. If you survive that is…” The snapping of elevator cords were audible above them. Pheoness took the earpiece she had, caressing the soft fabric of her mic. It was clear that Reginald was shocked silent from their decision. “Sorry, Reggie…” Pheoness responded, her voice grave but still full of affection. There was one thing she was dying to say, but she couldn’t do it. Not now “take care of the agency for us….” A few shaky breaths came from the other side before a small “Agents…” comes through the earpiece.
The final cord snaps and their fate is sealed
She remembers this part the most vividly. The feeling of stomach, along with her whole body, numbing. The sound of Reginald’s scream clashing with the explosions from the self destructing nuke. The only thing she would wish is to spend more time with her Reggie. She knew she’d have to part from him, though. It’s written in the contract of the agency. She hopes he’ll get over them after a while, the thought of seeing him cry killed her internally. But, other than that, she wouldn’t die any other way. The lighting of the explosions were actually kind of cool, like something from the movies. She looked at Pheonix, looking all around him in a panic. “Kid, it’s okay…” she says, causing Phoenix to look up at her. She glides over to him, taking him into a gentle embrace. “Is it really gonna be over…?” He whimpers, burying her head in his chest. She nods “But it all turns out good in the end, right? Reginald’s going to be fine without us…someday…and all of those lives will be saved from Zor’s wrath. Like super spies.” He laughs softly “We ARE super spies…” Phoenix wraps his arms around her waist, pulling her closer “….Love you, Phee-Phee.”
She tears up slightly, looking down at the agent who’s developed into her best friend and somewhat of a little brother. All of the adventures they had together, the laughs and blood and sweat and tears they shared together. But she’s glad she spent it with a family who loves her for her.
“Love you too, Pheonix….”
Those were her last words before they crashed into the Earth, departed to an infinite black void.
Until she hears sobbing
Pheoness groans softly, looking up. Nothing but debris and ashes remain of the building. That and Phoenix’s lifeless body, which the figure is kneeled in front of. No….not again.
“What are you doing here…?” Pheoness demands “W..wasn’t this how it’s supposed to end?” The figure turns around, its eyes stone cold, but obviously hiding vulnerability. “No…..he…he wasn’t supposed to die…..” “Well explain. Now.”
It sighs “Only Pheonix was supposed to be on that elevator, not you. You were supposed to be dead. TWICE! I thought even if you’re alive, you wouldn’t intervene, but no! You had to mess up everything! Now…I..I can’t revive him….I maybe able to help if….” It grabs her shoulders with an iron grip “Listen, punk. I’m going to give you one last chance. Go back in your body, and try your best to heal him. If he’s in a good enough condition, I can revive him. You better fix what you miss or else I’m making your life a living hell! You got that?” She nods, looking down at the body. His limbs were mangled and broken and his body was covered in countless injuries, but his lips were twisted upwards slightly.. he was smiling…? “Just get back in your body..I don’t want to see your face anymore…” Pheoness turned to it, nodding silently before hopping back in her own body. Before, she didn’t feel any pain, but now very much alive, every cut, wound, and broken bone felt like torture. Blood pooled and blinded one of her eyes, leaving only one to see with. Every step felt like dying all over again. But she had to carry on, she had to be strong for Phoenix. She picks him up on her back, holding back her moans of pain as she does so. Looking around, it was strangely quiet. Not like deafening silence, a peaceful kind. In the distance, about a mile from them, was a building. It wasn’t quite recognizable yet, but as they got closer, she was able to make out the shape, then the true size. It was a decently large building but it seemed to be abandoned. No window on the building was intact and no power seemed to be coming from it. Pheoness knocked on the door, just in case. No reply. After a minute, she was able to open the door that was barricaded by tons of spider webs. Not very roomy, but it’ll do. She sets him down on a nearby table. Only a few odd creaks came from it, but she was fairly certain it could hold him unlike that elevator . The bandages in her pocket were bloody, but could soak up a few more liters, so she wrapped them around his wounds. She collapsed next to him afterwards, exhaustion taking over her. “I’ll see you soon.” She whispered before slipping away from consciousness
Oh boy, what a night it’s been
Tags: @pandagobrr @wyvchard @juniperfan17
Ieytd lore #8 (I think?) Descending into the next life Part 1
(Sorry I haven’t posted in what feels like forever. I’m running on the little motivation I have left and a buncha caffeine)
Notes: This chapter is a little time skip from the last one. We’re in rising Phoenix now:0
⚠️Warnings⚠️: elevataphobia, blood, gun violence, mentions of incineration and death
Alarms are ringing throughout the building, indicating that Juniper’s plan is near its end. Pheoness can feel her friend squeeze her hand, her own trembling just the slightest bit as the elevator begins to ascend “Hey, we’re gonna be okay, kid.” She nudges him “Are you sure…? I mean if we fail this. It’s not just us that die, probably the whole agency will be under siege and-“ “Woah, woah. Calm down. Reginald doesn’t need another traumatized mess…” Pheoness puts an arm around his shoulder and ruffles its hair “We’ve stopped a laser of death while in space, while a pretty science lady was trying to kill us with radiation! I think we can handle one, annoying actor-“
As she’s about to finish her sentence, the sound of gunshots whistle through the elevator, causing small bullet holes. They could feel a halt in the elevator’s path of motion. “Agents, are you okay?!” Reginald’s voice from the earpiece exclaims, not even attempting to concede the hint of worry and panic. “We’re fine, Reggie…” Pheoness sighs, trying to loosen her muscles from their tensed position caused by the scare. “But this elevator isn’t working anymore…” Phoenix opened the elevator panel, a faulty battery leaping out of it. The electricity from the battery caused a small fire in the carpet of the elevator. “PHEONIX WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS!” Pheoness frantically steps of the flame, putting it out. “Sorry…” Phoenix sheepishly shrugs while looking at the elevator panel. “It definitely looks busted though…” Their heads jolt up as the elevator doors open, revealing the base of the nuke Zoraxis was planning to launch, along with a containment area. Muttered voices came from the entrapped center, they were oddly familiar but neither of them could put their finger on it. “Hold down the fort here…” she says, swinging off the elevator to an assortment of levers. She gripped a taser from nearby, just in case whoever was in there was dangerous. Perspiration from her palms left a small mark as she slowly pulled the lever down, opening one of the doors. After a few seconds of agonizing silence, an older woman peeks her head out of the door, fear evident on her face. It was one of the heads of state that Juniper was impersonating. She chuckled internally at the fact that Juniper had to impersonate women too, wondering how he would look in a dress…….Never mind that. She needed to stick to the tasks at hand “Go, I’ll release the other heads of state. When I do, tell them they need to get out of here.” The prime minister nodded, speaking in a heavy African accent “I will, thank you dearly, agent.” After she’s out of sight, she pulls the other three levers, letting all the other Heads of State escape. Taking one last look at the structure of the nuke, she realized Zor’s plan. Once they launched the nuke, the hot exhaust from it would incinerate the Prime Minister’s which were below it. “Disgusting.” Reginald growls “Zor is as cunning as they are evil.” Pheoness nods “Agreed.” How glad she is to foil Zor’s plan. As she was about to return to Phoenix, a loud thud made her jump and pull out her taser again, only to realize it was a power storing box. Her face dropped as she found out it was on empty. This was just what they needed if they could find power.
“PHEONESS, A LITTLE HELP HERE?!”
The amount of alarm in Pheonix’s voice sent adrenaline throughout her body, shoving the box in her arm and hopping up to the elevator. All Phoenix could do was point at the saw-blade above them that was brutally slicing through the elevator cords. “That Box…here…gimme it.” She passes him the power storing container. Using the alligator clips to connect them to similar attachments on the saw. It drained the energy from the machine till the saw was at a complete stop. “Never fail to surprise me….” Pheoness laughs, pulling back the clips in awe and connecting them to the elevator. The energy from the saw blade machine powering the elevator as it made its way up to the top floor. She peers around the elevator, tools scattered everywhere. “W..what’s all this…?” Pheoness gestures to the tools lying around “I found em. You never know when they’ll come in handy!” Phoenix responded with a smile, but it soon disappeared as they heard the voice they were oh so used to hearing.
All of the times Juniper betrayed them, attempted to trick them, to kill them. The memories linger in the back of their minds every time they hear the smooth purr of his voice and this time was no different. As they ascended higher and higher, his words became more clearer, more condescending. The two intertwined hands once again. They will face the enemy that plagued them. Together. The elevator doors open slowly, reluctant to show them the one, the only John Juniper. Standing on a metal bridge over the nuke. He hasn’t noticed them yet, his back turned as he gives his passionate speech to the millions of terrified people watching him. It wasn’t until the elevator bell dinged, that he turned around. His eyes narrowed in hatred, but also astonishment as he clutched the sacred suitcase in his hand “How did you…” He sighs, aggravated “Sorry, folks. I need to take care of something.” He suddenly pulls out a pistol from his pocket and starts shooting at them. Fortunately, they’re able to reflect most of his shots off the scattered tools from the floor. However, one pierces through Phoenix’s arm and he lets out a pained yell; blood spilling from the wound. They were in a terrible spot, only being able to deflect Juniper’s bullets “Why. Won’t. You. DIE?!” John shouts. Pheoness covered her injured friend “Don’t worry, kid. I could take another bullet for you.” She said, her voice strained from the pressure of the bullets going through whatever items she held up for protection. Even though the agonizing pain in his arm, Phoenix found something he couldn’t resist, a big, red, lever. “Kid?! What are you doing?!”
Impulsiveness getting to him, he used his TK to pull down the lever. Like clockwork, the bridge that Juniper was standing on began to separate. The unsuspecting Juniper began to teeter on the bridge lost his balance. His fingers desperately clinging onto the ledge for dear life “W-woah, Agents!” For the first time ever, his voice was cocky or arrogant, he was vulnerable. Scared. It kind of worried them despite him being their enemy “You don’t want me, you want Zor! I can tell you who Zor is! It’s-“ The only voice that’s scarier than Juniper’s becomes audible. Zor’s. “Is the cowardly actor trying to save his skin?” Juniper’s voice converted to its normal, annoying tone “Hah! What’re you gonna do to me?! I’m the one running things now!” Zor chuckles eerily, their voice a malicious tone “Mr, Juniper. You were never running the show. Fabricator? If you will…?” The Fabricator walks onto the ledge Juniper was standing on with a remote in hand. Her gentle, motherly smile Pheoness saw in the wine cellar completely replaced with a heartless smirk. “Bye, bye John.” With a push of a button, Fabricator uses his precious mimic mask against him, giving him a series of electric shocks. Junipers body tenses up as he screams in agony. His fingers finally slipped off the edge, making him plummet to the ground. The agents look with wide eyes as Fabricator turns her head in their direction, her eyes landing on Pheoness “Good luck, darling.” She said in a sweet tone before she exited the building. Pheoness really wanted to believe she was being genuine. But that look on her face said otherwise. Her thoughts were broken by Reginald “Agents! The briefcase!” And there it was. The briefcase that Juniper protected with his life, now lied on the platform without a carrier. Phoenix obtained it with his TK. When opened, a series of puzzles were inside, and a timer that was ticking down. 10 minutes till the nuke was launched “Phee-Phee…I..only have one working arm left..you have to do it…” Her eyes widened as she looks at the first puzzle, inspecting it carefully. After a second, she twists it to make a Z shape…one puzzle done, 2 more to go. The next one was harder, she had to hit the right series of buttons. All sounds were muffled, even the voice of the agent next to her. The only thing she could hear was the throbbing in her head, the sound of her shaky breaths, and every beep that signaled she was another second close from the end. 6 minutes…she pushed every button, each lighting up a certain set of lights, her hands shaking with every press. 5 minutes… “Pheoness, 8 o clock and 1 o clock!” She hears throughout the cluttered mess of her mind. She presses the button positioned at 8 o clock and 1 o clock, lighting up all the lights and successfully completing the second puzzle. One last puzzle Pheoness…you can do this….3 minutes left. In this last puzzle she had to slide a dial through every light without repetition. 2 minutes….the adrenaline was so intense it made her feel dizzy. Sliding the dial left, right, up, down. Every move could de ide the fate of the world. She had to do this. Everyone was relying on it. Just. Keep. Moving.
“YES!”
She was able to solve the last puzzle with a minute remaining. The big red abort button like an oasis in a desert of pain and death. Her ears start to take in the other sounds, one being the sound of Reginald’s delighted laughs “You did it, Agents!” Her breathing starts to stabilize, looking at Phoenix, who had an overjoyed look on his exhausted face. He holds his finger out, just brushing against the button. “Together?”
Pheoness nods “Together.”
And they both press the button, relieved that this could finally end.
…….but no end came
Tags: @pandagobrr @wyvchard
Art since Pheoness has a kid (Who’s an adult) now
I think she’s happy about it😎👌
Thank you @crazy-valley she will take good care of them
EASYYYY
*yoinks the lighter and runs*
Hehe
Agent Pheoness wanted me to tell you that she was thinking of signing the lighter adoption papers>:3
"Can she do that?? Like legally?? I'm 28, a full grown adult so I don't know if that's like..???"
Affectionately smashes this in your face
Drawer get drawed (@crazy-valley)
Absolutely love their dynamic and I’m hoping to make a silly animation with them:]
Oh. My. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LIGHTER PHEONIX CREAOTR MADE FANART?! OF PHEONESS?!
TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY!
🫶🖤🩶🤍💜
Fanart of @agentpheoness cause idk she's pretty and I let the impulsive thoughts win :]
![Fanart Of @agentpheoness Cause Idk She's Pretty And I Let The Impulsive Thoughts Win :]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/dd0ae7685676fb48fa6e99be7b1bec2b/6b3084a9aa871858-d5/s500x750/5f168dc080ebf959f0ddb9c158e015e6eddd66b6.png)
No background cause it's 3am and I'm lazy
Agent Pheonix: “Well how was I supposed to know?! If this dang mansion was put in the sea, people would mistake it for a whale!”
“What awards? Most likely to have a temper tantrum?”
Agent Pheoness: “If he gets hurt, you’re gonna be Handler and handless:)”
A fun writing game!
Share one of your characters' name and a quote from them with zero context and let your followers (or other people who stumble upon your post) make assumptions about said character. You can post about more than one character but only one quote for each one for things to stay out of context.
Thanks @rumeysawrites for the tag.
Here we go!
1. Neil Mehra
"Your actions are a real puzzle, Kian. I'm constantly amazed. You harbor such deep hatred toward me, yet you were prepared to die for me. Why? It’s baffling to see such a contradiction."
2. Kian Rathor
"Loyalty is earned, not demanded. You cannot force me to be loyal to you. I will strike at the first opportunity I get. I’m not hiding behind cowardice—I’m telling you this to your face."
3. Tanvi Thappar
"No, no. This isn’t about you—it’s about me. I was the fool for trusting you. I forgot that trust is a luxury, and people like you don’t deserve it. You betrayed me. I loved you, and this is the result."
4. Avni Thappar
"I always get what I want, by any means necessary. I don’t care what it takes to make Neil fall for me. I’ll turn him into a lovesick fool if that’s what it takes."
5. Zayan Sharma
"How dare you question and then defy my brother? You have the audacity to insult him right in front of me? In my presence? You must have a death wish to provoke me like this."
Tagging (with no pressure) @leahnardo-da-veggie @thatuselesshuman @ink-stains-and-constellations @the-ellia-west @writingdarkness @thebookishkiwi @nerdy-nessie @tito-sober @hyacinthslibrary @heycerulean and open tag!
T H E M 💙💜
I know people have talked about Roxana as a motherly figure but honestly, I really like this.
An sophisticated mother and her slightly less sophisticated, traumatized daughter (Who hate the same person)
Art
Sorry for the art shortages. Things have been very busy, but I got the time to make this. Hopefully I’ll be able to finish my ieytd fanfic lore thingy:)
Happy ace week to my favorite, traumatized queen 🖤🩶🤍💜
*Pheonix and Pheoness are just there been though their from a different dimension they are ALSO covered in blood*
Pheonix and Pheoness are just there been though their from a different dimension they are ALSO covered in blood Pheoness: *wiping blood of her lips* We can hear someone talking smack from different dimensions. Pheonix: *grinning like a maniac* Hehehe…violence is not the answer, it’s the question. The answer is HECK YEA!
Reginald: Why are you covered in blood?!?
Agent Phoenix: Someone was talking shit about you.
Reginald: ...So you-
Agent Phoenix: I fist fought them in a Wendy's parking lot.
Reginald: *looking at Prism and John, who are also covered in blood* ...and you...
Prism: We helped.
John: We regret nothing.
Omg I saw this and it made me think of Pheoness being trained at the EOD when she was very young🥺🥺🥺
"...Get up."
"I... can't..."
"Do you think that enemies will accept that?!? Do you think they'll let you go because you can't fight any longer?!?!"
"Papa, I..."
"Give me one good reason I should let you take a break right now."
"..."
"...You're pathetic."
"..."
"Five minutes. Then I expect you to be ready to learn again."
"Don't forget what you are."
"..."
"...I'm pathetic."
*years later*
"Phoenix! Are you okay? That was a ridiculous number of people to take on at once!"
"...Did any survive?"
"...Yes... One, I think."
"...Oh."
"You're lucky I managed to get you to a hospital in time. None of us expected you to die, of course, but you could have definitely sustained lasting damage."
"...Why would you do that for me? I didn't deserve it."
"What are you talking about?"
"I didn't deserve it. One of them escaped. I didn't deserve help because I couldn't finish the mission."
"That is very much not true, agent-"
"I know I'm pathetic, Reginald. You can just tell me."
"..."
"Who on earth told you that?"