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Head empty just arisu getting fucjing smashed at a bar and being an annoying person who climbs on a table but it being one of those sticky shitty bar tables so it fucjing topples over and arisu crashes to the floor in pain covered in beer.
Kuina and usagi by the bar recording him cuss they know it’s gonna be fucking helarious tomorrow and chishiya and pissed screaming at arisu for spilling his drink again
Kuina: Toes would make a cute necklace :)
Last boss: so true want me to get you some?
Arisu: I fucking hate this friendship and wished they stayed in that weird dance battle
Arisu woukd be adicted to true crime podcasts to the point they’d take over his life and he’d spend hours joining face book groups about either old cold case files or missing ppl cases and shit and he was a damn well known acount on these things and was like featured on a couple podcasts and shit.
Arisu and Usagi Carrousel date where they sit on like the ponies next to each other and hold hands and laugh as their hands are stretched apart where one horse goes up and the other comes down. Maybe Usagi steps off for the next turn and leaves a reluctant Arisu to stay sat on the horse and she takes photos of him on a polaroid camera and laughs because he's sorta grumpy at being left alone buy then carrousels are SUPER fun so he's still smiling and shit.
Lowkey wanna write a fic where like Chishiya knows magic tricks and either uses them to flirt continuously with Arisu OR uses them to like trick people into giving him their cards (including hatter and or Aguni). except I don't write so this shall forever stay a forgotten thought never expanded upon lmao
Chishiya flirting: ya know from all the games you’ve won your brain must be extra wrinkly. Wink
Arisu:…. Thank you. Your brain would also be wrinkly and most likely a fantastic display in a jar
Kuina: this bitch is never gonna get laid Jesus fuck
Usagi: hang on I think Arisu is actually catching on that it’s flirting holy shit
Arisus: talking to a random guy who imagines it’s you and him in fury porn ain’t that bad right? Right?
Usagi: love we’ve talked about this. Stop talking to weird men on the internet
Chishiya: unless your getting money for feet pics
Usagi: not helping you stupid mother fucker
Chishiya can play the french horn and can play it incredibly and definitely got dared to try seduce the game masters by playing it ‘sexily’ by kuina
So I remembered frozen exists and now can only picture Arisu passionately singing love is an open door with chishiya (arisu is clearly Anna and chishiya is…. Hans? What the fuck is that ginger bastards name). Oh and kuina is clearly going to be forced (and low-key enjoy) singing let it go. Usagi sung all of christoffs lines (low-key forgot the boys names ) and then idk hatter sung Olaf’s summer cuss honestly in a frozen au hatter would be olaf.
Last boss seems like the kinda guy to be obsessed with smoking meat. Dude probably spends his time either gathering meat and wood and seeing how different wood affect the taste and shit.
Sometimes I guess he hands them out for others to taste. And so I propose: kuina and last boss bonding over meat and sometimes they invite Arisus and chishiya to taste it but both have the taste pallets of a Labrador. That is to say they couldn’t give a crap if it’s the most fine dining food ever made or actual crap, they will wolf it down in 10 seconds flat
I’m up at way to early and I hate it so here
Usagi on the first day of her and Arisu working together tried to wake him up and this dude most definitely punched her, shot up looked at her, muttered a soft “sorry” before promptly flopping back down and sleeping.
Hatter wears a Burger King crown as his proclamation of being the ruler of the beach.
When a new person is raised to executive status he also does like the having them kneel at his feet and does the shoulder tap on either side with like a mop handle.
He has a beach chair for a thrown near the pool and no ones allowed to sit in it. You know it’s his becuse it has a #1 sprayed onto ut messily
What if hatter has like a secrete brewery in the beach basement. I mean like with how much they drink and how many bottles probably got smashed not to mention how long they might have been there odds are alcohol will eventually become somewhat harder to come buy. Pretty bad for business when the business is like giving ppl addictions to use as your puppets or whatever the beach is.
So yeah he just brews his own alcohol cuss he’s awesome and weird and it’s amazing
I like to believe that the stars in borderland are diffrent to the normal world. Like yeah the most obvious difference is all the people gone, but if you look close enough the stars are different to. Kinda creapy considering there’s always one constant in life for me and that’s the stars (even if they change you know next year you’ll see the same stars in the same position).
But it also means that contestants can create their own story’s and constellations. And this time it will be personal story’s. And so Arisus like lays on the pool chairs with a usagi one day at the beach and stare up at the sky. Slowly talking and joking about what they see. And Arisus finding two shapes that vaguely relate to karube and chouta so he starts telling her about a random thing they did together back in the normal world.
And then he like cries or whatever and she holds him becuse she’s really kind to him and he’s a big baby and yeah. Or maybe I’m the one crying but either way someone is crying
Usagi painting stars across Arisus cheeks, some bigger than others, becuse he wants to remember all those that died in games with him and wants them on his skin (but tattoos hurrrrrrt and low-key probs arnt great to get in borderland) so paintitn them on in white face paint is what he has to do.
Just her softly holding his chin in one hand as she slowly angles his head to the side to get a better view. Chewing on her lip slightly as she concentrates on getting the lines right. The well used brush like ticking Arisus nose because yall have you ever been face painted??? Fucjing tickle hell.
drag queen Arisu. drag queen Arisu. drag queen Arisu drag. queen. Arisu