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klavier is so fucking funny he straight up walks up to a short man that put his brother in jail, bends down à la how not to talk to short ppl manner, and is immediately like "do you want me carnally. in a gay way"
im still on vacation but ive been playing more ace attorney with callie and the opening to apollo justice is haunting me. vastly different parenting tactics
id under cut (by @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend)
[I.D: Two simple drawings, pen on paper, of Ace Attorney characters. First one shows Miles Edgeworth with a solemn expression talking to Sebastian Debeste, who has comically big teary eyes. He says "Belive in yourself, Sebastian. You can do this."
Second one shows Phoenix Wright, in his AA4 design, talking to Apollo Justice. He has a calm knowing smile as he holds up something labeled "weed brownie", and says "Eat this." Apollo has a shocked, very disgusted expression and just says "What", to which Phoenix replies "Trust me." End I.D]
Fellas, what's gayer name dropping and putting your rivals voice in a song about prioritising work over relationships or becoming a lawyer for your rival, not one, but twice.
I prefer the idea that Apollo’s real name is Apple and that he was named that by Datz since his favourite food was apples and he didn’t know what Jove’s baby’s name was when he died so Dhurke just let him do whatever. Also meaning the pun name in Apollo Justice is Apple Juice.
This is actually the funniest fucking thing I've read all day 💀💀💀
Phoenix fathered so hard that the universe dropped an eight year old in his lap
"I think Phoenix is trans" "I think Apollo is trans"
You fools. Literally every single character in Ace Attorney is trans, that's why they all have the weirdest fucking names
asexual klapollo art i shouldve kept in drafts
bringing this one over from twitter
Step aside, Phoenix Wright. Trucy is MY daughter now
very loose and messy ohshc au but i could only decide on three club members
apollo looks at his boyfriend's performance