Bearding - Blog Posts

*insert calvin harris's deleted twitter posts about losing a big old beard*

Actual footage of me seeing this come up on TikTok…..

"The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo" quotes (Gaylor's Version)

"She and I had been taking great pains not to be seen together. It was one thing when we really were just friends, but now that we had something to hide, we had to start hiding it."

But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout

"Fortunately, painting me as some woman who couldn't keep a husband sold more papers … than outing me. […] All I had to do was make sure that my romantic scandals felt like a story that would keep making headlines."

Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane But I've got a blank space, baby And I'll write your name

Ideas for more? 🤔

I'd be just like Leo

I didn't even know Gigi+ Leo dated, but it reminded me of our man Taylor...

I'd be just like Leo In Saint-Tropez

Taylor would definitely be THE MAN with all of her famous ex boyfriends (/ beards *cough*)

"We were talking to a company that wanted to produce the film. They had a record label. And the woman who ran the record label suggested to my manager [..] 'you know if Stephen wants, we can get him a girlfriend like they do it for Leonardo DiCaprio.'" Stephen Trask

Spot the difference

This is such an interesting point because why would we be seeing so much of him if it wasnt for publicity????? I have quite literally never seen this man in the public eye more than like twice and those times were only because he was being a weirdo creep at his concerts

Taylor hid Joe from us like buried treasure for 6 YEARS and I’ve seen more Matty Healy in the last 3 days than I’ve ever seen of him in my whole life. What happened to Mrs. “romance is not dead if you keep it just yours”?

Taylor Allison Swift — you are a liar and a deceiver and a witch. You intoxicate me. I love you.

THIS! Before I started getting into the gaylor fan theories I remember thinking to myself that The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo reminded me of Taylor Swift. One of the most incredible books I read and this post is the best representation of the parallels I’ve seen so far!!

Masterpost: Taylor Swift & The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

Since I think the book The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo (TSHOEH) helps in understanding bearding, lavender marriages and PR stunts, I thought I’d combine all the parallels I have found to Taylor’s life. Before I start, I want to point out that I could not have done this without various anons and other tumblr users (listed at the end of this post). I’m sure there are still some parallels missing, but I will try and update this post whenever I come across something new. If you have any questions or want to add something, just message me or add in the comments of this post. Now… sit back, grab a glass of wine and enjoy this deep dive. [Obviously this contains spoilers.]

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