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converting u w cookie propaganda,,, 😈🙏

in all seriousness HIIII !!!! hruuu !!! ive missed u sm !!! ive been so inactive lately omfgggg but im trying to get back into writing so ? 1/3 yippee ? but yea !! i miss u and hope ur doing well ! 🫶🫶🫶

HIIII ROSEEE!!!! omg i miss u too bae 😢💔 also i’ve been so inactive all year tooooo but i’m probably gonna lock in soon bc the cookie brainrot is eating at my soul 😊

and as per usual, the question stands… would he call you mommy?

OMG HIII I MISSED U !!!

OMG HIIIIIIII ROSE I MISSED YOU TOO BABES <3333333333 may not use tumblr much lately but i think about my mutuals like every day

YIPPEE i love that ur reblogging the hazbin fics from the old blog! -molly kisser

(im being lazy with my signoff thing lol)

YES!! I think i’m gonna build up a masterlist later today. Ugh… I miss tumblr.

How ya doing, Bimbo?

i’m doing okay! haven’t been on tumblr for eons and eons but, i wanted to check in so… here I am. I just went on a huge search for my old fics—everyone has wanted them back for literal months—and i found a BULK of them. Might make a masterlist or something!

In other news, i’ve been watching moral orel… yall KNOW clay puppington is my type.

sorry for dropping off the planet everyone, i’ve had a weird few months — as it turns out the fan fiction writer curse is real because what the fuck.

anyways, i’m probably still not gonna be posting because… i don’t really have anything to post about right now interests wise.

But watch out when stranger things season 4 drops; i’ll be lethal.

Hiii girlie!!! How are you ? I hope you're having a good day! 💖

I don't think they're weird theories, but I do have some theories about you! Here are some:

-You are really good at school, but you say that you aren't and that you don't study, when in fact you do. You say that you don't care about grades, that you didn't study, but you 100% do.

-Your style is more tomboyish and/or comfortable. You like sweatpants, big T-shirts and shoes like sneakers. I'm not sure why I think that, your blog just gives me this vibe (I could be wrong tho, my style is very girlie girl, coquette light academy, etc, you know the idea).

-You either live with your parents/family or with roommates, but you don't leave alone..

-You season your food with more than salt and pepper!

-You are into human sciences and not pure science.

-You speak more than one language (English)!

Taadaaam here are some hypothesis that I have about you. I hope you consider them fun!

I can't wait for more Fiddleford, Stanford and Brett Hand fics! Please take care of you! <3

-🌌

….. i think you clocked me.

correct i fear, DEFINITELY correct but i do like dresses girly sometimes, correct i have the best roommates ever, correct, CORRECT, and i speak a little german!

This was scary accurate!! LOL

My theory about you is that you prefer hot drinks over cold drinks

your correct!!!!! I don’t like a lot of cold drinks their kinda just ehh to me. Hot chocolate tho.. 🤤

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

i will literally devour your inside job fics i'm not kidding AHHH if you do reagan my heart is yours

begging for reagan and brett requests and for very different reasons. Reagan can do whatever she wants to me and i’d love it, and Brett would let me do whatever I want to him. Guys send asks!!!

would u ever write Reagan x reader??

YES I WOULD

omg you watched inside job?? lets gooo!!! what are your thoughts on my queens gigi and reagan?

I 🩷 gigi and reagan. SO MUCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Reagan like… does something to me; dear god, she’s fine. And gigi is so fun, I love her so much. She might actually be my favorite now that i’m stopping to think about it?🤔 Anyways, love them both!

oh hey!! It’s you!! I remember reading your Vox and Puzzles stuff. None of your current guys appeal to me but good to know you’re doing better.

side note Puzzles has gotten so much more deranged lately. Big event coming up soon he’ll probably get another musical number.

omggggg i miss mr puzzles so much. i was literally so sad i deleted all of my old account because i was yearning for my old mr puzzles stuff and also my old lucifer work…

But i’m glad you found me again! Lucky for you my interests change rapidly so stick around and maybe you’ll see something you like!

get behind me tumblr user bigfatbimbo I will guard you with my life !!!!!!!! !! !

men ‘round these parts sub and sub only, as all men should! seriously though, dom!male character content is annoyingly prevalent EVERYWHERE even for male characters it genuinely makes no sense for, I’m not understanding why they come to you for it? go to just about any other writer in the gf fandom there are so many people who would happily write/talk about it. let men be submissive losers in ONE blog! anyway ilyyyy thank you for also being a cool cat and being uncomfortable with dom!male characters too 🩵

- 🎩 anon

THIS IS WORDED SO WELLLLLLL this is honestly my exact issue with getting that kinda thing in my inbox… i’m really passionate about this topic but i’m very tired of late so i’m not explaining myself well 😭 but exactly!!!!

also top hat anon i love you, i have two of your requests in my drafts right now 🙏🙏

holy shit,, I'm so sorry for my last post, I got too carried away with my request and I didn't really read the rules, please just ignore my stupidness, I'll make sure to read your rules next time, my apologies 😭

aww babes it’s okay, but for future reference always read a writers rules before requesting, it’s really really important.

hi! I constantly check your blog for more updates and love the more powerful reader x bill stories you've done!

have you considered how interesting the handyman bill au could be?

bc imagine how humiliating it is for bill to not only be defeated by some lowly humans, but to be stripped of his power and forced to work for them as a handyman???

imagine the reader is just a human and is a worker or friend of the pines and comes to the mystery shack often and messes with Bill bc they love how easy it is to piss him off

imagine one day he acts really pissy back and says something that actually makes the reader mad (maybe about hurting their family or smth

imagine they slap him and uh oh did he like that? I think he liked that

imagine they pull him aside and make fun of how pathetic he is now, how he's getting horny from a human slapping him

imagine they edge him till he begs, then eat his pussy out till his legs are shaking too much to hold himself up

imagine him getting back to work, unable to look ford/Stan in the eyes while making up an excuse for why he's being so clumsy and can't seem to walk straight

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HOLY SHIT??????

I did not consider this, but now I am.

Because he would be at his absolute lowest at this point, and adding the cherry on top, he has the reader messes with him every day. He’d be so easy to piss off it’s insane, but it’s not like he could do anything about it.

And then the escalation? He says something over the line in response to the readers taunting, i’m guessing something along the lines of what he “would do to everyone here if he could,” and in mild detail. And when the reader slaps him, he’s into it? Like visibly, his face flushed red and he doesn’t look up at you, legs kinda turning into face each other.

Thank god it’s only you two there, because the make out scene would be absolutely insane on the way to the back room. WHOOO, and what you said after that?

”imagine they edge him till he begs, then eat his pussy out till his legs are shaking too much to hold himself up”

Have I considered boypussy!Bill Cipher? No. Do I love it? Uhm, YES!! And imagine being so cruel to him this entire process, nitpicking his every little character trait, and breaking him down. Obviously, contrasting with the way you were sinking to your knees, and unbuttoning his pants. Going on to devour his pussy, and tease his clit into oblivion, definitely leaving bruises on his thighs from how hard your holding him in place.

Yeah so… I like this idea. I think I like it a lot.

Lets say for the sake of argument that Bill could get massages. Would he like them? I think we've agreed that he is super touch starved, plus if you've gone long enough without a massage the process of kneading out the knots and kinks can be painful at first, which might be something he'd enjoy, on top of the whole Having Someone Service Him Like That. But on the other hand, getting a massage puts you in an inherently vulnerable position, so would he want to do that?

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Ooooh, this is an interesting idea. Because like, Bill would love the idea of someone serving him like that, as long as that’s what it is. He would enjoy this if he’s under the impression he still had the power, which unless your a like an intergalactic god, he would. And especially if he’s experimenting with a human body, he’d think the sensations were really funny and even enjoyable. Yes, I think he’d be into it!

fluff requests? 😁

OI just realized we're short on Stanley headcanon! Please feed us more of this strangely hot old man.

ooooo i do not have nearly enough stanley pines requests, send some in! I already have a smut one in drafts sooo fluff?? i feel like i’ve been doing to much smut and stan is my comfort character

cant write, only college, no joy for bimbo

the fiddleford requests are absolutely delicious thank you everyone 😁

Have you seen Bill as a human from @Reikiryn?

I have! And it’s really goood, I like how imperfect he is. I think all Bill designs are better that way. Honestly, I like my Bill to be plus-sized, I just think it’s a cool detail. But yeah! I really liked the design. I firmly believe Bill would be an uglier looking human.

@hazbinhotelmollykisser hi yeah me again, so our hyperfixations have lined up yet again and i need to hear more words about that stupid country boy (fiddleford) ehhehehdhdhebehhe

Hes so silly! Silly and funny!!! Silly! (Also the idea of him moaning very country pharses is just the funniest thing ive ever heard)

Oh and also the love for stanford (and stanley too actually) is so real, ☺️

I’ll talk about bill cipher in another ask dw, but yeah 👍 basically this ask is just me saying “we have the same opinions! (What else is new)”

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU BABES!!!! I’m so glad you liked the fiddleford post, he’s not a popular character so it didn’t do that well. But i’m literaly more upset about that fact literally no one cares about this guy like HE’S A CUTIE, TRUST!!

Also yeah i’m more of a stanley guy but stanford is great 😁!

Great to have you back, anon. Hope to see you in my inbox more 🙏

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@hazbinhotelmollykisser (aka that one Molly anon aka me)

YIPPIE! Glad to know you didn't like didn't or smth :) hope your doing well!!!

OMG YOUR BACK!!!!!! THE WAY IM OVERJOYED WHEN MY OLD ANONS FIND MY NEW BLOG.

Thanks babes!! I hope to see you in my inbox <3

Wanted to say I love your writing! I loved your Stanley fluff fic and I'm excited to see what you'll do for Bill (regarding the fluff thing you mentioned)! Again- love your writing!

Aw, thank you!!! You’re to sweet! Also yeah, I’m probably finishing the Bill fic within the next two days. I haven’t had much time to write with work and starting classes but i’ve always juggled fanfiction and college so it’s nothing new!

And the Bill fic is about helping him clean his exoskeleton by the way! 🙃

Imagine getting ma//ting pressed by canon human bill cipher so you’re forced to look at him which he finds absolutely hilarious.

there are lots of other blogs that write for dom male characters, sorry.

MROE MORE MORE MORE I I JSUT NEED MORE STANLEY BILL STANFORD AND FIDDLEFORD YOUR WIRIRNT IS SO FUCKIMG GOOD OH MY GOD KEEEP ON WRITING DONT STOP WHY R YOU SO TSENTEED!.!!,!,,, PIT ME IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF THEM AND I WONT BE THE ONE COMING OUT ORGENEATN OH MY FUKCJNG GODDD YOU AWTE SO AWRSOME

I love you and your writing, please do not suddenly disappear off the face of the earth. (ゝз○`)

I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM. Also I’m going to take this request, since you seem to be specifically excited at the thought of more content, to talk about things i’ve been wanting to write!

[lalala PLEASE SEND REQUESTS lalala]

Bill with equally/exeedingly powerful reader is so interesting to me, there’d be so much competition there and the fact it’d probably be one sided on his part.

ANYTHING with young fiddleford, he’s such a cutie!! From his little hillbilly town omgmgmgmg he’s such a cute little nerd, I love him.

A full Stanford fic, those headcanons did pretty well so if I get a specific enough request i’d literally be ON IT.

I also have a fluffy Bill fic in drafts and that’s all i’ll say about that!

Alternatively in drafts, I have princess bubblegum headcanons. STARVING for adventure time requests, that kept me fed.

Also I’d like to do more with Stanley.. maybe smut this time?

OH and aside from gravity falls, Diego Hargreaves. Would love to fuck him. Him as a sub? Literally, i’m busting.

Lastly… pegging bill? I have nothing planned or in mind, but maybe this could go with the powerful reader. Dunno, but have ideas!

Hello, dearest!

Bill with a partner that's on par with him regarding powers and strength??? HOT. A partner that exceeds that? FERAL.

He'd be so fucking mad about it, but he'd also be so curious about the strength that you possess. Does he respect you? A little. Will that stop him from mouthing off and being the world's biggest brat? No. In fact, that may even encourage it. Maybe he wants you to break him. Maybe he wants you angry at him. Maybe he wants you to let out your frustrations using his body.

Think about it, babe. He's bitching and whining about how weak you are. How you're not enough to him cause really how can he expect you to make him scream and moan if you can't even handle him? Maybe he'll even attempt to dom you instead. Imagine him being secretly so giddy inside watching you boil with anger? He wants it. Give it to him.

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STANLEY PINES! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!

Honestly? His vibes to me are he's either a brat or he's the best sub!guard dog. Hear me out on the latter, he's such a strong dude. He's making ends meet and underneath all that, I know he's tired. Thinking about taking care of him after a hard day? Make him empty his mind as soon as he's with you. He doesn't have to worry about anything. He doesn't have to think.

Maybe... he'll be even into collars? A more physical reminder underneath his collar that there's someone out there looking our for him and to take care of him. Praise him while you're at it. Tell him how much of a good boy he is for taking care of his niece and nephew. How good he is for helping his twin.

Also, sugar baby!Stanley? Let me give him money so all he can worry about next is how he's gonna wear for us ❤️ i wanna spoil that man to the next century.

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Hope you have/had a nice shift at work, babes!

xoxoxoxoxo

been ITCHING to answer this request because both topics are literally my jam, on my mind 24/7.

Bill with a s/o that meets or exceeds his power? That has been picking at my brain since it first crossed my mind. The tension it would cause because, in reality, he’d just be so resentful. I especially think he’d be curious about your power, as you said, and so purposely being a dick and insulting you beyond reason, just to see what you can do. That’s the reason, the nasty sex afterwards is just a bonus!

STANLEY PINES I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!!!11!1!1! I do not get enough Stanley requests. And him being a sub is so precious, like I really just want to tell him how good of a job he does for everyone, and make him feel appreciated :(

We don't know a lot about how Bill's species reproduces so breeding kink could be really confusing for all parties involves. Exhibit A: Bill w/ partner that ids as female and has a uterus. He attempts dirty talk along the lines of "If we keep this up I'm gonna make you a daddy!" and they're like wait what

HAHAHAHA NO STOP, THATS SO FUNNY. Bill drops that line and the reader just stops what they’re doing for a second and is like, “..what?” In all seriousness though, you’re so right, it would be so confusing.

Honestly, I don’t imagine Bill’s geometrical species reproduce even CLOSE to how humans do. That’s one of the reasons I don’t think a breeding kink would be very probable, but I guess if we’re just having fun, maybe that’s what makes him interested in the whole process of like “human procreation.” Which might lead him to get a few facts wrong!