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Brian Jacques - Blog Posts
The one thing I did not expect when showing my friends Redwall was them being indescribably horny for Friar Hugo
Mentally, I am there
SOMEONE DRAW THE SWORD LADY AS MARTIN THE WARRIOR OR LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER HOLDING HIS SWORD I AM BEGHING YOU THIS IDEA CAME TO ME THIS VERY MOMENT I WILL DO OT MYSELF IF I MUST
The Pearls of Lutra
“I am Lord Cayvear, High Chief of the dark places.”
Some Lonna Bowstripe for Inktober because I deserve to get back into Redwall art 😌
Ah goddammit, Outcast has been living rent-free in my head for the last two weeks now. I love that book, and I hate that book, and I wish the subject matter had been handled better. And no, I don't care if anyone thinks the "dumb kiddie animal books" are cringe as hell, this is my brain right now. I want to gather that kid up in my arms and protect him because goddammit the people who should have been able to put their issues aside and protected him just failed that kid so damn hard. Nature versus Nurture my ass, gah.
Do not @ me. I am feeling feels right now. Even twelve year-old me thought that whole thing was fucked up.
Honestly Flinky is one of my favorite Loamhedge characters. I just love it when vermin characters get the opportunity to be intelligent or interested in an at least mildly peaceful life. He gets both!! Pop off!! Genuinely don’t remember if he lives or dies, we’ll see when I finish this reread
Mariel is aroace. Dandin is aroace. They are queerplatonic partners. Next question.
Look I know our religions don’t exist in the Redwall universe, but I’d still like to see human!Cornflower drawn with a hijab please and thank you
👏👏👏
No b/c seriously while I hate that she was added really just to serve as tension between Matthias and Cornflower’s relationship (pls we absolutely did not need that), Wild Ivy herself is a very cool character and I love her dearly.
ARE WE REALLY SLEEPING ON WILD IVY
Actually if you liked Redwall as a kid you’re
a-spec now. Sorry I don’t make the rules
Goody: I put a letter in your bag to tell you how much I love you
Gonff: *opens bag*
Gonff: this is a ten page letter
Classic movie jerk: Oh you guys are dating? Prove it. Kiss each other.
Gonff, with absolutely no hesitation: *fully dips Martin and makes out with him for a solid minute*
Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.
Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.
Redwall Characters as Brooklyn 99 GIFs
Saxtus, trying to look cool in front of Dandin:
Tsarmina to Gingivere:
Chickenhound, being himself:
Gonff, if he finds out about Martin whole backstory:
Dotti, after causing all sort of mischief and trouble:
Jess, at all times:
Constance, at all times:
Bucko Bigbones, joining the Brocktree squad:
Bella of Brockhall afte her father was killed:
BONUS:
Me remembering that Brian Jacques passed away 11 years ago:
Ballaw: And that concludes our plan to defeat Badrang
Ballaw: Now, let’s see if you guys were paying attention
*kahoot music starts*
Watch it.
Whatever you are doing now is not as important as this.
So watch it.
I found so many posts saying X Redwall character is [some form of gay]. I don’t have the mental energy to reblog them all, but I just want to say: yes. Every single one of them is correct.
Cheesethief: So you’re non-biney? Like you don’t have any biney?
Killconey: I guess
Cheesethief: That’s so poggers
If you tore through the entire Redwall series in two-three weeks as a kid, you’re gay now.
Shoutout to songsfromredwall2 for shaping my childhood by uploading the audiobook songs to YouTube
every Redwall song slaps and that’s just the truth
I feel like Redwall Abbey would be full of queer platonic partners. They’re clearly the type of folk who understand that there are many, many different forms of love just as valuable as romantic. The concept of this is just so beautiful to me idk
They Are Gay
So I’m rewatching the Martin the Warrior tv adaptation and, while I love it dearly, it would’ve been over so much faster if Badrang had ever just went ahead and killed someone.
I refuse to believe that any hare is cishet
Badrang and Clogg are ex-boyfriends send tweet
Tarquin L. Woodsorrel has bi wife energy (and a bi wife)
Matthias and Cornflower: [staring into each other’s eyes]
Basil: [opens a soda can]
Matthias: We’re having a moment
Basil: I’m having a soda