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If there's someone out there who likes TFP Mags as much as I do, can you write a silly crack thing about Ultra Magnus?
Its about how Ultra Magnus is starting to aroused by everything around him and he decides to go to the washracks in hopes that a cold shower can help him but it backfires and he yells (bc he thinks he's alone, but he's kinda not) "PRIMUS DAMNIT WHY IS EVERYTHING MAKING ME HORNY!?" I'd think it's be funny. Bonus if someone helps him. All because he's been alone for too damn long in space fighting a war