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NEW THUNDERBOLTS* CHARACTER POSTERS FOR CHINA

We all know who they are. For hilarious effect, I will provide a general translation of what the posters describe each of them as.

BUCKY:

WINTER SOLDIER — Captain America’s bro. The roughneck who always loses his arm.

YELENA:

BLACK WIDOW 2.0 — Black Widow’s fake sister. The team leader, but nobody cares.

ALEXEI:

RED GUARDIAN — Black Widow’s fake father. The funny tank who takes a beating.

JOHN WALKER:

PIRATED CAPTAIN AMERICA — Beta edition Captain America. The guy who makes his own equipment.

AVA:

GHOST — Antman’s adversary. Often the master of disappearing.

ANTONIA:

TASKMASTER — Black Widow’s formidable adversary. Uses the opponent’s skills against them

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