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that one friend who don't play about Dancae (it's me i'm the one friend)
anyway i love this trend so much i just had to hop on it
Patiently hoping hoyoverse never makes Dan Heng have to go back to the shackling prison after the war dance arc. Plz these voicelines are making it impossible to keep the story going with how much it's breaking my heart 🙏🙏
DHIL is just too pretty
dan heng imbibitor lunae
Reblogs and comments are appreciated
do you think whenever dan heng hears the numbers 3 and 5 in the same sentence together he gets war flashbacks
One of my favs is that he has bad balance since he's used to having a tail (even if it's a subconscious thing) so he's used to that extra weight to help him stay steady. So now he just sometimes randomly stumbles forwards a little.
Hey Dan Heng nation… Wanna share some hcs? I’ll go first:
When he’s in his vidyadhara/IL form, he tends to speak slower because of his canines/fangs. Since he spent so much time in his human form, he’s not used to the change and he has some trouble speaking clearly :3
(Semi projecting since I have a speech impediment LOL)
Why is it that when draconic characters have snake tongues in fanart its always sexualized?? I dont wanna see someone licking their partner i wanna see them licking 10 popsicles at once!
(Looking at you, neuvillette and dan heng)
im too lazy to make this a comic but i had this idea and cant get it out of my head
march: we’re basically a family!
march: *points to himeko and welt* we got parents,
march: *points to dan heng and herself* we got siblings…
stelle: [in sign language] what about me?
march: youre the feral pet raccoon we found on the side of the road!
dan heng: pfft—
mmmm nice :))))))
I just had the cutest and funniest idea, how would the hsr men react to their baby trying to breastfeed from them thinking they're the reader.
I'm doing this according to the characters who may/might have great personalities and assets.
Blade
Baby tries to latch on
He freezes. Completely. Soul leaves body for a moment. Then—"I am not… your parent/mother." Cue the most awkward, silent pause in existence. He gently, but very firmly, redirects the baby with a deadpan expression and dead eyes.
He tells no one. Ever. Not even Kafka. Especially not Kafka.
Jing Yuan
He stares down at the baby in mild surprise, then lets out a slow chuckle. "You must be terribly disappointed, little one."
He gently boops their nose with a finger and rocks them calmly, absolutely planning to bring this up to the reader later with that smug twinkle in his eyes. Bonus points if he sighs and says, "Looks like I’ll need to grow a pair after all."
Dan Heng
Instant red. The man turns into a statue. He gently pulls the baby away with both hands like he’s defusing a bomb and just... stares at it in mortified silence. Later, he’d overthink every single second of it. Won’t talk about it unless someone forces him to, and even then: denial.exe.
Welt
He adjusts his glasses with a slow sigh. "Ah… no, no. Wrong person, little one."
Handles it with mature, dad-like composure but absolutely brings it up at the next family meal like, “Reader, your child mistook me for you. It was... a unique experience.”
The baby loves him even more after. He’s their favorite uncle now. It's canon.
Luocha
He blinks, smiles softly, and calmly goes, “Oh? You’re hungry?” before realizing what they’re trying to do.
Cue a brief, very polite internal crisis.
He distracts the baby with a flower or a pretty trinket like nothing happened, but the internal monologue is just, "This is not in the medical texts."
Sunday
A pause. Then a quiet laugh, like soft bells in a dream.
"Ah… even your confusion is a kind of love, little one."
He would philosophize the hell out of that moment. Probably strokes the baby’s head, muttering something about how all souls long for comfort. Might even start psychoanalyzing the baby.
Still doesn’t know how to emotionally recover, though.