Dysti Talks In The Tags - Blog Posts

The multiple times I've turned people's hair pink

Created June 9, June 14, June 27, September 3, September 5, and December 25, 2021

Please credit me if used in public, we wouldn't want your hair to mysteriously turn pink too :)

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Judas Priest once bought a motorcycle for 1 dollar.

Source (1:27)

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

One of the things that made Dave Mustaine not be a satanist was that he heard that he had to have sex with a satanic priest in order to be one.

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Gifs from Exodus' 1988 London, England concert

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James: Oh my god, James slammed a door, and now he's weeping in the corner in the fetal position.

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Rob: Stop on the red, cross on the green, never take a ride in a stranger's machine.

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Bruce: Is that a good idea?

Lars: That's secondary.

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Bruce: But Cyanide, man, that track, that has got legs on it and balls and everything else.

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Lars: We're gonna bring a hammer and some nails, right?

Someone: Yeah, why?

Lars: Good.

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Rob, about Glenn eating a popsicle: Why is Glenn eating a...ice cream...cone lollipop thing, what is that?

Source (6:48)

Gar's hair...on a gar

Created January 5, 2022

Please credit me if used somewhere public or else I'll stab you with the gar, it can probably be used as a weapon, I think

Interviewer: Where did Judas Priest start?

KK: At the beginning, I think.

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Someone: Where'd you get that shirt, man?

Dave: Actually...I got it at my closet.

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Clive gives you a hug because you're amazing

Created January 2, 2021

Feel free to ask for a specific color/expression change/whatever else, it doesn't take much effort at all to edit <3

Please credit me if used somewhere public...or else :)

Cliff Burton - Trapped Under Ice

Created December 1, 2021

Please ask for permission and credit me if used somewhere public, I'll throw a toaster at you if you don't :D

James Hetfield - Ride the Lightning

Created November 23, 2021

Please ask for permission and credit me if used somewhere public, ily <3

Dave Mustaine - Set the World Afire

Created November 22, 2021

Please ask for permission and credit me if used somewhere public—I see you (and I'm waiting...for black friday)