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Emmett Cullen - Blog Posts
𝙴𝚍𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
Twilight hyperfix is back..... SO OF COURSE I NEEDED TO REDESIGN THEM FOR MY AU ❤️🩹
I may be cringe but I am free. Living my truth with queer twilight.
Cullen men being simps
Inspired entirely by this post. The tweets are golden, and I thank you for your service in collecting them @jennifercheckwannabeme
"No longer just a nightmare, the line of black advanced on us through the icy mist stirred up by their feet. We’re going to die, I thought in panic. I was desperate for the precious one I guarded, but even to think of that was a lapse in attention I could not afford. They ghosted closer, their dark robes billowing slightly with the movement. I saw their hands curl into bonecolored claws. They drifted apart, angling to come at us from all sides. We were outnumbered. It was over."♟❄️🌲✨
"These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which, as they kiss, consume."
Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI
Carlisle: Really? because if my house could talk it would say “Emmett’s a Liar and I'm on fire.”
Emmett to Jasper right after the papercut incident:
okay hear me out: emmett in ariana merch *unicorn smile*
ok but what if he takes it a step further
Emmett when the Voltori flee the battle scene:
THE CULLENS: “SOFT” VS. “VAMPIREY”
Carlisle looking at emmetts grades for the billionth time and wondering why after many decades he still can’t do his multiplications :
The Cullens but they use ig
twilight christmas:
edward:
the volturi arresting the cullens for having rutabaga:
edward, emmett, and jasper, respectively:
bella hearing that there will be a christmas party at charlie’s & at the cullen’s:
alice taking off as soon as she hears the volturi are coming:
esme and emmett watching edward and rosalie fight on christmas morning:
edward to jacob:
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”
Bella and Emmett in The Twilight Saga (2008 – 2012)
photos esme definitely has framed in her house
reblog if you want Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of your life
Lmao why is Angela on brand though 😂
Credit to this user she is hilarious 😂
“Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear,” Bella agreed, nodding solemnly.”
Emmett:
i like to think emmett gave bella a baseball as a wedding present and when she looked at him really confused he just smiled sheepishly and shrugged, “you won’t have to watch from the sideline next time we play”
[Police sirens wailing in the distance.]
Seth Clearwater, who has never ever done a single thing wrong in his entire life: Oh my god…they’re coming for me.
Emmett On The Street - Lesbian Lightning Round
if bella really wanted the cullens to come back in new moon she should have emailed emmett instead of alice
to: emmettmemeking69@gmail.com
bro! Emmett! You gotta come back to Forks quick!! It's senior prank day and I need your help!!!
he would have been at her house 15 minutes later