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Columbo Cinematic Universe
Columbo Cinematic Universe
Columbo Cinematic Universe

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3 years ago
Wake Up Babe, The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Was Just Confirmed Historically Accurate

Wake up babe, the holy hand grenade of Antioch was just confirmed historically accurate


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3 years ago

"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?

Some of you may have seen my post about Baroque artists and their realistic depictions of human bodies as having skin and fat.

I've had a lot of negative and frankly fatphobic comments on that post, calling the people in the paintings "fat" and "obese," mostly along the lines of this:

"It's because the artists are depicting rich people, who were fat and lazy. Normal people didn't look like that!"

The idea, of course, is that these artists wouldn't have ever drawn bodies that looked like those in the Baroque paintings, if they weren't painting super-rich people that stuffed themselves with food all day.

Supposedly. We'll see how well that holds up.

Today I was in the library looking at a collection of drawings by Albrecht Dürer, and learned that in the early 1500's, Dürer tried to put together essentially a "how-to-draw" book, showing how to draw people. His work was controversial, because of his technique of "constructing" figures using rules about proportions. (A quick and easy method of inventing realistically proportioned bodies out of thin air? Cheating!!)

However, in his "constructed" drawings, Dürer had to figure out how to handle the range of variety in bodies, and ended up breaking down how to create a variety of body types in correct proportions.

I'm showing the women, to contrast with the post on Baroque paintings. Here are some of his drawings that I thought y'all should take a look at.

These are a couple of his more "average" women—the one on the left is from his drawing book, and the one on the right is one of his drawings.

"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?
"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?

Here's a "strong woman" and "A very strong, stout woman"

"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?
"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?

This is what he refers to as a "stout woman."

"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?
"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?

Here's where it gets interesting: this is what Albrecht Dürer refers to as a "peasant-type" woman

"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?

^That. That's what a "peasant" body type looks like.

He labeled this one "A peasant woman of 7 head lengths"

"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?

in case you missed it: this figure drawing by a guy in the 1500's is literally labeled as being of a peasant woman! this is what a "peasant woman" body type looks like!

He did draw similar amounts of thinner figures, but they're not particularly emphasized over the "Strong" and "Stout" figures. Nor is there exactly a "default" figure. He's just...going over the range of variations that there are?

Here's another "stout woman," covered in notes on how to draw the proportions:

"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?
"But NORMAL People's Bodies Didn't Look Like That!" ...right?

now that's too technical for me to make any sense of but

this was in the 16th century!! This body type was apparently not incredibly rare in the 16th century. This body type was important enough for you to be able to draw, as an artist, in the 16th century to be handled in detail in a 16th century artist's drawing advice

In conclusion: yes this is just what people look like, yes it's important to know how to draw fat bodies, even this dude from the early 1500's is telling you so, Die Mad About It

all of this is from "The complete drawings of Albrecht Dürer" by Walter L. Strauss


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3 years ago
Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000

Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000

“Though unfortunate it happened, nobody got hurt and we now own an unofficial world record for the largest dice roll in history!”


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3 years ago
Roman Mosaic Floor Discovered Under A Vineyard In Negrar Di Valpolicella, Veneto.

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.


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THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)
THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)
THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)
THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)
THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)
THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)

THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)

HIGHEST RATED EPISODE OF EACH SEASON ACCORDING TO IMDB


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3 years ago

I love the in-universe myth that vulcans don’t lie. vulcans love lying. tuvok was literally a spy and spock kept every single detail of his personal life secret from his best friend for like a decade. vulcans love lying and they are so good at it


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3 years ago

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them


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3 years ago

watched this for the first time when i was 14 i think? it saved me


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3 years ago
Déjenme Ser Una Manic Pixie Girl Tranquilamente, Por Favor.

Déjenme ser una manic pixie girl tranquilamente, por favor.


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3 years ago

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy


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3 years ago
Wake Up Babe, The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Was Just Confirmed Historically Accurate

Wake up babe, the holy hand grenade of Antioch was just confirmed historically accurate


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3 years ago

“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).


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3 years ago

Vampire amoeba


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3 years ago
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,
Animated Anatomies Was An Exhibit On Display In The Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University,

Animated Anatomies was an exhibit on display in the Perkins Gallery, Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina, from April 6-July 17, 2011, and in the History of Medicine Gallery in the Medical Center and Archives Library from April 13-July 17, 2011.


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3 years ago

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic


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3 years ago

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

Exclamation Marks, But Instead Of A Huge Line Of Them, We Do Like Roman Numerals Of Them.

You know. To save space.


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3 years ago

He waited 14 hours for the squirrel to start his Rube Goldberg machine


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