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Sorry for placing Dr. Cockroach so low. He is a good lad.
How do people take short showers? Like I’m 5’8-5’9”, I have VERY long legs and I’m built like a Snoo-Snoo Amazon made of bricks. I have a lotta square footage to cover and that’s not even including my hair and skin routine. How fuckin’ small are other girls that they can get everything done in like 10 minutes...??
If I only had ten minutes of hot water, I’d be halfway through scrubbing one leg and might be done combing in my conditioner. I simply do not understand...
Hey am I a robot programmed for bending named bender bending Rodriguez? Because my pronouns are bend/her
help me why did you follow a cartoon fan blog
idk, I really like cartoons ig xD
My Mugen Roster Part 2 Electric Boogaloo
My Mugen Roster.
Anything that Matt Groening works on has a ton of smarmy characters and a lot of baby girl men that are accompanied by girl bosses and I think that’s wonderful.
The Matt Groening touch
To all of the odd guys and everyone in between