Gonna Get Some Real Mileage Out Of This One - Blog Posts

"Really? Did ya hear the one about some Eala chick? The blue bunny startled a Stormcaller from behind her buddy. It took weeks for the static cling to get out of him, even after the revive!" "Yeah, I know that one. She was planning it out for weeks. She knew that one was jumpy and learned his daily routine JUST to prank them both. She was really laying on the hunters-hide-good trope too. Tailed him all the way to the bathroom door. That poor exo though. He's still twitching after a month in. At least he's not a low key magnet anymore."

CONCEPT

“Surprise Accidental Vaporization” being a common reasons for why Guardians are killed and revived at the Tower and elsewhere, particularly when another Guardian startles or scares a Warlock.

Imagine:

“Oh, yeah, Dani. She got vaporized again. Yeah, she jumped out and yelled ‘DANI!’ to a Sunsinger. Poor guy was so scared he turned Dani to ashes in an instant.”