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im so normal im so normal about this… I LOVE YOU SM PH MY GOD😭💔💔
I 100% agree with all of these and they’re literally. Scarily accurate to my hcs of them?!1!1!1 esp hacker hehejakjajdjj
I JUST CANT GET OVER HOW AMAZING THIS IS IM GONNA THINK OF THIS FORWVER
MCJAMS HEADCANONS
PSYCHO GIRL
She has a very mixed music taste, she's one of those people that says they listen to everything that ACTUALLY listen to everything
She and her friends are those popular girls in school thst are popular because they're actually super sweet and nice to almost everybody
But if someone pisses her off of messes with others she WILL beat the shit out of them
CANNOT cook for shit. She will and she has burned the simplest of things
Specifically in the Psycho Girl show series, she's childhood best friends with Ruby and Lilly (I just think it's cuter like that lol)
Has a bunch of star tattoos on her back and arms
She dyed small streaks of her hair red after finding out Entity 303 was her bio dad to match his eyes
Rocker girl asthetic
Her real name is Erika like her voice actress!!! Psycho Girl is just a nickname her adoptive parent gave her when she was young. Only people super duper close to her call her Erika
Wants to keep her nails long, but they always break/get dirty when she fights so she keeps them short instead
Has a bedazzled sword somewhere in her room
Suuuper indecisive, Ruby has to help her make most decisions before she's 100% ready to choose
Her village is like the island of Themyscira from the DC universe/Wonder Woman series; fully of warrior girls and women
Teaches little girls and other ladies that don't know how to fight, wants to open her own self defense/PvP school one day
Likes salty food
LILLY SWEETART
The main cook/baker of the three girls (her, PG and Ruby)
Her parents are her hometown's bakers, so that's partially why she's so good at making food
Animal lover. She's had many pets throughout her life that most she's had to give away for varied reasons
Wears glasses and collects her old glasses frames. She still has her first pair of glasses from when she was 11 in her closet
Has bad knees so she wears knee braces/knee pads with bunny faces drawn on them
Dresses cutecore/pastel goth, and sews up/fixes most of her clothes (we love a crafty queen <3
Her nose twitches like a bunny when she's mad or lies
Listens to Lofi music, vocaloid and video game soundtracks
Collects phone charms and keychains
Super detailist (is that the right word?), she goes all out on gifts for special occasions, someone's birthday, anniversaries, etc.
She used to use a bow and arrow/crossbow more often, but after what happened in Psycho Girl 15, she stopped using them because she was afraid of ever mis-aim and hurt her friends again. Now she primarily uses swords
She's soft spoken and polite but once someone starts going off abt her girlfriends she WILL NOT hesitate to put them in the ground and drag them to FILTH (verbally and physically)
Space nerd, she has a bunch of pictures of stars, planets, galaxies in her room and know a lot about space
In contrast, sea life and the deep sea scares the absolute numbfuck shit out of her
Got matching space rings for her and her friends. PG has a star ring, she has a moon ring and Ruby a sun ring
Likes sweet food and pastries
RUBY ROSE
Actually a good cook, but she's banned from the kitchen because she sets stuff on fire ON PURPOSE!!
Listens to Riot Grrrl bands
As much as she loves the color red she will NEVER EVER EVER!!! Wear red laces on combat boots/doc martins. Pink lace girly 4ever
Loves leather accessories. Leather shoes, leather jackets, leather gloves, leather pants/skirts, leather hats, etc.
But she can't wear too much leather at once because it gets too hot
Super good at doing makeup and painting nails. She usually does her friends makeup and nail art for them
She even made a business out of in the the girls' bathroom at school once
Most of the time she makes her own accessories!! We love another crafty queen <3
Always carries a lighter or match box in her pocket "just in case"
Doechii's number 1 fan
Wanted to be a music star when she was younger (Well, i guess it came true, she's in a band with her girls now lol)
When you first meet her she's actually just a tad bit shy and not so open but once she gain confidence around u she's the most out of pocket and random person you'll ever meet
Doodles as a hobby. She's not professional at it but she's surprisingly not so bad either
Drives a motercycle, she painted cool fire flames on it but it's a bit scratched now
Since she used to have lighter skin on her older models I like to think she has vetiligo
Like spicy food and has a high spice tolerance
LITTLE SQUARE FACE
Ok first thing's first: LSF HATERS STAY TF BACK 🤺🤺🤺 (LSF they could never make me hate you)
He has a massive soft spot for children, especially orphans. So he was absolutely enchanted when Psycho girl presented him to Psycho sis
After his parents died, he was mainly raised by elderly villagers in his village. But they didn't really try to form a parental connection with him, they gave him food, clothes, and a place to come back to if he needed, that's it. Yet he's still eternally greatful for everything they've done
If we're going off the old PG music vids lore (where he's the best player in all of Minecraft or smth) he's one of those celebrities that look mean/rude but are actually super nice and shy even
Petty mf. It's the whole reason why he's a mob slayer
That being said, if he doesn't like you, he doesn't like ANYONE in your circle. Friends, family and even random people you talk to on the street aren't safe from his pettiness
Wears his dad's clothes and his mom's accessories (rings, necklaces, earrings etc.)
He's terrified of ever forgetting what his parents looked like, so he has a bunch of old pictures of them in his house
HE WAS A MAMA'S BOY, I TELL YOU
Since Psycho Girl's real name is Erika like her voice actress, I wanted to do the same for LSF but since Idk his voice actor imma just call him Wyatt (which means "Strong fighter" or "One who fights epic battles") since I think it fits
Likes sketching landscapes and animals, ocasionally portraits of people
HACKER
Caffine addict. He has a bunch of crushed redbull or monster energy cans at a corner of his desk
Fakes his high pitched ass voice from the Psycho Girl show just to be more annoying
When ever he's about to cheat/hack something, all the cheat and hacking codes/process appear in the corner of his vision
Lives off of the "finders keepers" rule
His eyes glow in the dark
Has bad eyesight from being on a computer most of the time, which is also why he cheats to win PvPs but doesn't bother getting glasses because he says glasses are for nerds
(the girl he likes wears glasses *cough cough* Lilly *cough cough*)
Affectionately bullying people/making fun of people is his love language
Wears some old ass, beaten up ass, dirty ass converse that are held together by tape, bandaids, string and spite
Loves creepers and teases LSF with them (he's completely unaware of what happened to LSF's parents)
Knows ender language
Draws in Ms Paint. He draws Psycho Girl and her friends badly on purpose and sends it to them
I think he's the type of character that can break the 4th wall, so he jams out to his own songs and Psycho Girl's from time to time
He legitimately changed his real name to Hacker. He's fully committed to the bit
Uses these "ironically":
HEROBRINA
After defeating Herobrine, she went back to the Glitch realm to fetch Cody to bring him to the Overworld to hang out
Doesn't know how to feel about her father after the big battle in BOTG, so she tried to distance herself from anything related to him
She even got to be somewhat "aquantainces" with Psycho Girl and Entity 303, at least they respect each other and aren't fully enemies anymore
Also a space nerd like Lilly, they ocasionally have yapping sessions about it over tea
Her black hoodie is her favorite/comfort hoodie. She washes it everyday so she can always wear it
Also is really intrested by Endermen and also knows ender language
Loves vintage/Gothic jewlery, especially earrings
Talks trash about their mutual ex with Psycho girl (the one that cheated on PG with Herobrina) and agree that it wasn't either of them's fault, it was the guy that cheated
Unbothered Queen, is friends/neutral with almost everything and not one to hold grudges unless someone does something BAD
(*cough cough* Herobrine *cough cough*)
Except Ruby though, she's more one to hold grudges but they both manage to smooth out their differences later on
Slowly stared hanging out with Cody more and more and now they're super close friends, BFFs, eachother's Ride or die, almost like siblings/cousin dynamic
Good at cartography, it's a trait passed down from Herobrine. Almost like it's genetic, actually
CODY
Incredibly good sense of direction, that's how he knew where Enderheart's castle was
He's super interested on how the Overworld is different to the Glitch realm and keeps a little journal to write the differences and similarities
Chill king with no enemies (as long as they don't try to hurt Herobrina) he doesn't really acknowledge anyone else in the Overworld and isn't really acknowledged by others either, he's just there for the vibes lol
Super calming voice (my first thought when I first saw him in BOTG), reads bedtime stories or makes stories up for Herobrina when she can't sleep
Blacksmith, makes his own weapons from a specific material exclusive to the Glitch realm, which is the thing that makes the swords twist and turn out of the handle (AM I EXPLAINING IT CORRECTLY???? YA'LL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABT RIGHT???)
Likes listening to TV static, it reminds him of the Glitch realm when he's in the Overworld
Super super wise and smart and gives the best advice for everything. Bad breakup? Family and/or friend problems? Just feeling down? Or u just need someone to talk to or listen? Cody's gotcha covered
Collects little things from the Overworld to bring back to the Glitch realm
I think he'd like those weird ice-cream flavors like.... Bacon ice cream
Honestly he likes any niche flavor of anything- watermelon pop tarts cucumber chips stuff like that
There's not much to eat (if u can eat at all) in the Glitch realm, so he was super excited to try the weird flavors of everything
(I'm jst gonna pretend like I have many hcs for these 3-)
ENDERHEART
Not good but not evil either, morally grey
Really she wanted the Enderstaff for herself, with the mindset that it's better off in her own hands rather than in the wrong ones
Didn't feel exactly lonely in her old castle, but still felt like something was missing
Cause, get this, living in a completely empty castle that was practically an empty dome. No rooms, no furniture and nothing to entertain youself. Yet she felt at home, just missing something.
So when she made her new castle it actually had rooms and things to entertain herself with (and a battle dungeon)
Always wears her Armour in case she's attacked
Doesn't need sleep, meditates instead (like high elves from DND
She has shapeshifting powers, since I remember an old model had pink hair(? Or maybe it was the lighting in her first castle)
She smells like if sunshine, tainted windows and dragon scales were a fragrance
I'm gonna be so fr her accent pmo in BOTG (is she supposed to be British???) so my hc voice claim is that she sounds like Lenore from Castlevania
Massive Angelina Jolie's Maleficent vibes from her, or just Maleficent in general
Hates the Neather and despises going down there, she has no real reason to dislike it, she just hates the dryness and heat of it
ENTITY 303
His clothes always look old. There's a few rips and dirt spots scattered here and there. And they ARE old, he's been wearing the same goddamned outfit since he was created
He likes taking walks in mineshafts. He loves the creepy and abandoned atmosphere and kinda likes the thrill of being at steak of mobs possibly killing him, If he were human, at least. He bodies those mobs in a flash
Very much cares about Psycho Girl's social life and who she's surrounding herself with. He always asks how her day has been whenever he sees her a'd what she did with her friends
That being said, he didn't really like Ruby at first because he thought she's be a "bad influence", but quickly grew fond of her since she's just really likeable and PG's ride or die
He 100% gets invited to tea parties by PG and hears all the gossip even tho he drgaf
Entity 303 🤝 Ice king from Adventure time
He likes writing letters and sending them by crows, he thinks he's being more mysterious that way
Mostly stays up all night, and since he's a glitch too, he also doesn't need sleep, he just meditates deeply through the day (or just stays awake all day AND night
GOD THIS GUYS MISSED OUT BEING A DAD SO MUCH 💔💔💔 he would've been the "fake fighting/sparring and yeeting ur kid onto the couch" WARRIOR
HEROBRINE
(HACKZ THIS ONE'S 4 U POOKIE)
Pyromaniac, loves starting forest fires
Also enjoys taking strolls through mineshafts, and fights w/ 303 if they encounter eachother
Surprisingly good at cartography, it's like he knows all of Minecraft's landscapes. Passed it down to Herobrina
Looks freakishly undead-like. His skin is awfully ashy and his veins are very noticeable, it's kinda gross, like an old wound that never healed
His eyes glow in the dark too, he's a human flashlight
He gets a knack for terrorizing people exploring/lost in abandoned places. Knocking stuff over, making weird creepy sounds in the dark, all that jazz
Has possession abilities and sorta desguises himself as other people so no one suspects it's him
But he actually really likes wolves, some times he trains them to be guard dogs or run after people
Or sometimes possesses wolves just to bite people. Or for fun. Either of those 2
Collects bones. Whether they're human or animal bones is up for debate
Loooves the genuine trill of fighting PvP/Hand to hand combat. He has powers and doesn't need to battle manually, but he enjoys the thrill and adrenaline he gets from it
He'd be a fashion icon if given the chance
Even though his eyes twitch/shake around, he has 20/20 vision
He's the reason why the cave ambience in Minecraft exists. And for that I'm gonna kill him with an AK47/j
Drinks lava... Why? Because he can, shove off about it
