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Hatsune Mikqueue - Blog Posts
vegans annoy the shit out of me because i like tofu but it is impossible to find recipes for tofu that aren't all "ooh its vegan tofu you wont believe it's not real meat!" like i dont want tofu to pretend to be meat. i just like tofu.
I don’t try to meditate anymore because once I realized that it can’t actually turn me into a water bender my brain stopped letting me do it.
crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.
i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.
New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard
a) Jesus Christ
b) Odysseus
c) Jayce Talis
d) Jonathan Sims
Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between someone not responding to me because they’re busy, and being shot in the chest 27 times in a row
Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there