Host - Blog Posts

Took a lot of courage to post this here. Obviously it isn’t great, but I tried my best, so I introduce you to one of my lovely characters

Host

Host isn’t her real name, it’s just a nickname and loves it when others try to guess it!

Library - Contemporary Living Room Mid-sized trendy enclosed ceramic tile and gray floor living room library photo with white walls

Ngl I feel like the only reason why birthing a newborn hurts so much is because we are not creating newborns through parthenogenesis, the baby is an invasive host in the mother's body sucking up all her nutrients, I mean why the hell would the immune system try to kill sperm during sex?

Or why do 1/4 in early stage pregnancies spontaneously end in miscarriages and most of them are male? That's because that baby isn't her, the mother host thinks it's something else, and the mother host can't recognize but this is just my theory tho lol

But I mean, there are also other factors like the way women give birth laying on their backs making it harder and longer to push the baby out because of gravity, Have you ever tried taking a shit lying on your back? That's literally the same thing when it comes to birthing a child lol

Because of reasons, vines are growing in through the window. and I really need to remove them but the spiders have started living there and she hasnt left in days so i cant rip them out without throwing her onto my bed.

- Vic