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i love creekenny
imagine craig and kenny coming to tweak bros and ordering, like, a single cup of black coffee. they dont even drink it, they just sit there for two hours flirting with tweek when he passes by to give other customers their orders. tweek gets absolutely furious because of this.
kenny: Hey, sunshine, you’re as sweet as this coffee 😉
tweek: I didn’t put sugar into your cup.
kenny: Oh. Then, uh, my coffee is hot, but you’re hotter 😉
tweek: You ordered this two hours ago, it’s not hot anymore, and I fucking know you guys hate coffee!!
craig, in a monotonous manner: Just like my coffee, you keep me up at night?
tweek: gAH–
kenny: Heey, not bad, Tucker!!! You’re improving at this!
tweek: If you’re not gonna order anything else I’ll have to ask you to leave! You’re scaring the customers!
kenny: Sure. Bring us another cup of this black shit, coffee boy. Although I really better cut back on caffeine because my heart beats fast enough around you.
tweek: Out.