Curate, connect, and discover
Me (God's drunkest soldier) being pulled over by a police officer (agent of the demiurge): Oh god, oh god, what do I do.
Bonesaw Tulpa in the backseat: if you cut out his eyes he can't see you committing any crimes :)
Anthropomorphic handgun in my glove compartment: Pull me out, little missy, and we can deal with this Debby downer together.
Amy dallon fumo on the dashboard: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF