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STOP I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHAT. WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED🙏 YOU’RE LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF MY DREAMS I CANT AHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
I ALSO LOWKEY THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE A BATTLE FOR YOUR LOVE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT SAID Toni vs Michael and I was lowkey scared lmao 😭
Toni (my lovely husband) vs. Micheal Kaiser (Blue Lock Character)
both German
Both have long hair
both have dyed blue hair
both have blue/green eyes
both are tall
both make me weak in the knees
both are husband material
CONCLUSION: there is a slowly growing conspiracy of long blue-haired German guys meeting in secret and plotting to overwhelm me with giddiness and fluster me so badly that it gives them the perfect opportunity to steal me away…