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I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here
Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker
When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.
Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry
Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight
Constance - fresh a vaca do
The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it
Ocean - *insert joker quote here*
Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc
Penny - Penny
He likes penny :)
Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible
Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?
Mischa: i am not gay
*Like 10 minutes later*
Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?
Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-
Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America
Noel: c'est petit penis
Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine
Ocean: I have social standards you know
Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again
Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available
Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks
Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa
Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man
Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube
Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert
Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder
Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions
Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise
Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess
Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating