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Joey Batey - Blog Posts
Joey's vocals in the third chorus of the Ride of the Witcher- THE STRAIN IN HIS VOICE MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THD LOWER NOTES IN THE BEGINNING
You can just TELL that they let Joey have more input in this season, these songs feel very TAD like compared to Toss a Coin
Is it really an Amazing Devil album without the instrumental jumpscare???
Listening to Love Run or any TAD album before bed is like "oh yes, let me just have four emotional breakdowns and two life crisis' before I go to sleep and wake up tomorrow feeling like shit because I should've gone to bed earlier"
That little "when you left" that Madeleine sings at the end of Little Miss Why So has me in tears
Still getting over the fact that they actually followed up King, KING, that intense, soul extracting experience of a song with PRUNING SHEARS?!?!? ONE OF THE BEST LOVE SONGS IN HISTORY?!?!? LIKE WHAT???? PARDON????
K but playing in the rain with Love Run playing in some cheap pair of earbuds is like- addicting idk how to put it but like, it feels like my soul is being extracted from my body through my ears once again but this time I'm a wet rat, and it's surreal
New York Torch Song SLAPS
I need more hype for Callum Ballimore. I NEED it.
If you're reading this, it's your sign to go listen to Love Run again. The entire album. Do it.
It's currently two in the morning and I decided to listen to TAD ruin again and when I tell you it's like hearing the album for the first time again-
Radovid knows what he's about to do is gonna hurt Jaskier and he looks so scared and sad, he just wanted to kiss and love his favorite bard, no one talk to me 😭
No thoughts. Head empty. Just Pruning Shears
Does anyone else read something like "what if this scene went like this" and then they gaslight themselves into thinking it actually happened, because I forgot that Jaskier didn't actually rip Geralt a new one when he yelled at him until I rewatched that episode just now
Hear me out-
Madeleine Hyland as Priscilla in the Witcher Netflix
"When will magic, sexy women just stop jumping out at me"
Shut up and be grateful Jaskier, some of us would love to have that problem😭
FERAL- I- HOW- HOW IS HE SO-
That part of the Ride of the Witcher, GOING FERAL
I GO TO SLEEP FOR THREE HOURS AND THERE'S A NEW SONG-
My spouses look so good in the new trailer😍
In honor of Jaskier being confirmed bisexual I made a video on YouTube, anyway, I think I'm hilarious
I have a few
I'm more than what my mom told me to be- Inkpot Gods
God made all man in his image. Honey I'm I'm no man I'm what's left when children go to war- Pray
Cause if God made all man in his image then God's a fucking nerd- Drinking Song For The Socially Anxious
You do not get to hurt me just because I asked you once if you were alright- Blossoms
Hi everyone! Reply or Reblog with your fav TAD lyric 🥰 I am conducting an experiment called 'making me happy'
I saw people in the comments complaining about Jaskier not being on the poster, so I fixed it :)
THE WITCHER: SEASON THREE Vol. 1 on June 29 | Vol. 2 on July 27
Does anyone else think that Jaskier has absolute chihuahua energy? Like imagine:
Jaskier and Geralt find an inn, and inside Geralt is being harrassed by these men, and Geralts ignoring them, but Jaskier is just going OFF at these guys like
"How dare you speak to us you foul looking beast, he's done more for this town than you've ever" and he just goes on and on with all these mean insults and it gets to the point where Geralt has to escort him to his room so he doesn't get himself killed, I live for the fact that he will absolutely start fights he cannot finish, so Geralt teaches him how to fight, and explicitly tells Jaskier that he is only to use the knowledge Geralt gave him to get out of sticky situations, however now they just have a mean, and kind of terrifying bard that's willing to smash your face into a wall, and eventually everyone hears that the White Wolf has a body guard now, and everyone stops messing with them.
I keep seeing TAD hype for Ruin, and King, and Farewell Wanderlust so on and so forth, BUT WHERE IS THE HYPE FOR WELLY BOOTS?!?!
And when you scream "I'm not alright" and throw my picture at the wall
"You were supposed to be my light, and keep me safe against them all. How could you leave me here" You'll scream
And louder, I'll scream back to you from that unknown and say "I know you're strong enough
I know you're strong enough
I know you're strong enough to do this on your"
Like those lyrics are so strong, and full of raw emotion
I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't
