Killian Spies In Disguise - Blog Posts

good lawdd

You mean OUR wife

killian TRISTAN MCFORD. my wife

ME WANT MORE

I AM SICK!!! I AM DEEPLY ILL!!! IT IS FATAL!!! KILLIAN I LOVE YOU. TRISTAN MCFORD I AM GOING TO DO THINGS TO YOU THAT WOULD GET ME BANNED FROM EVERY PUBLIC SPACE... I WOULD DO THINGS TO YOU THAT WOULD LEAVE YOU TREMBLING... I AM GOING TO DEVOUR THIS MAN I SWEAR TO GOD. HES CONSUMING MY BRAIN. THE ROT IS SPREADING. WHY IS HE SO SHAPED. I LOVE HIM PAINFULLY.

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The adventures of Drunk! Killian and his two greatest fears:

Roombas with knives taped to them

Revolving doors

(From late night Discord nonsense)