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Hyrule: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

Wild: I opened the window and influenza.

Time: What’s upstairs? Unfortunately stairs can’t talk.

Sky: The bird flu? Uh yeah they tend to do that.

Warriors: Based? Based on what.

Four: Apartment complex? I actually find it quite simple.

Legend: You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

Wind: You’re telling me a shrimp fired this rice?

Twilight: Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza going to get a job now?

Bonus

Ravio: Chef kiss? Do… Do they really?

Dink: Who broke into the bar and stole our limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go.

When life gives you lemons...

Lu version

Wind: Take them aboard your ship to fight scurvy.

Wild: Make lemon cake.

Legend: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.

Four: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*

Time: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!

Hyrule: Throw them like rocks!

Sky: make lemon tea!

Twilight: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

Warriors: Take the lemons. Maybe they could be useful later on.. actually, what are lemons anyways?

Dink: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.

(Tw: Arson)

Wild: Boy? Girl?

Wild: I identify as a menace!

Wild: my pronouns are I’m/going/to/commit/arson

Bonus:

Wild: Am I a boy? A girl?

Wild: You fool! I identify as a pissed!

Wild *pulls out a sword*: My pronouns are you/better/start/running.

Dink: 👁️👄👁️

Dink/Dark Link: so your weapon of choice is philosophy

Legend: yeah, philosophy, and also this sword! pulls out a sword

The Hero Send, the Adventures of the Special Heroes.

The First part of this

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"Hello, thank you for calling Hero Send, what's your emergency?" Artemis asked, her head on her shoulder to hold the phone while she edited the online sheet of calls.

"There is a war going on between to nations about a stolen.. uh.. A bunch of stolen items. I do not care which hero you send, we are nearby lake Hylia."

"Lake Hylia.. Lake Hylia..." Artemis scanned the sheet, seeing Hero of Light the closest. "Do you happen to have a Prenium Package?"

"Yes."

"We shall be sending the Hero of Light over there momentarily. Thank you again for calling us, and we wish you luck and hope you do not die."

Spirit sighed, being once again mistaken for the Hero of Winds. AGAIN.

"Look, the Hero of Winds doesn't have freckles!" He shouted, waving his hands and pointing at his freckles. "Also the Hero of Winds can't be seasick since he is consistently out in sea!" He groaned, face palming.

"Here," He waved the info page in front of the person's eyes. "See here? Hero of Seas, out of Network Coverage, and excels in sea-based rescues. Hero of Spirits, excels in fixing things. only avaliable in New Hyrule." Boom see. You're in New Hyrule. I'm the only Hero here... on a day to day basis but I digress!" He smiled, proud of his accomplishment.

Linkle laughed gleefully as her cuccos rushed across the field. Tearing apart everything in their path.

"Thank you hero!" The minish cried, waving at the masked figure that had just stopped a lizalfos from trampling the village. Their mask represented a minish, with various colors to hide in the forest.

The hero silently nodded before hopping into the trees. Where they sat, they stared at the black scale in their hands.

Unusual. Lizalfos aren't this black. Nor do they have such blood red eyes. They mused. I better stay on watch, and should at least tell the Hero Send. Warn them at least. They thought as they pulled their hood over their head, shoving their dirty blonde hair in the hood, hiding it.

"I'm sorry, but what is that hero doing??" A man muttered as he watched the display of a hero dancing around a Hindox twice his size.

"Oh thats the Hero of Rhythm! He's always like that. He only works on festivals and holidays, so then the other heros can get a break!" A young man with curly red hair strolled up to him watching the battle.

"He has a very unique battling style.." the man commented, scratching the back of his head.

The curly red haired man nodded. "Yeah! There are rumors that he can constantly hear music. No one knows what he hears, but thats why he dances!"

(Meanwhile, Rhythm is jamming out to the Ocarina of Time's intro theme as he's battling)

The beast frowned, seeing the heroes drawing there swords.

"Well Well Well, look at this. Its the extra wannabe heroes. The ones who failed so badly that they were put into the 'off days' catagory." It scoffed at the fake heroes that stood before him. "All of you are so, pitiful. The Hero of Warriors beccame a normal hero while you are all still stuck in the second place spot. You know, I could offer you something. An exchange, perhaps." It snaped its fingers. "A deal just for you."

"No thank you." Linkle said, crossing her arms. Her cuccos swarmed around her legs, the other heros stayed far away from them as possible.

The hero of Light shook his head, signing no as he finally was able to pry his shield free and held it up.

The hero of Spirits and Rhythm also shook their heads. The pointed their swords and narrowed their eyes at it.

All that left was the Hero of Men, who was quietly listening to the entire thing. "First, what might this deal be?" they spoke in quiet voice, tilting their head in interest.

It grinned as the other heroes turned to stare at the Hero of Men.

"Well, easy. You get praise and well known throughout the world. People will regard you as true heroes, not the imposter wannabes you are now. Maybe even able to run your own buisness!" It stated, throwing the cherry on top.

"Yes, but how would you be able to get us to this status? What would the tradeoff even be?" The Hero of Men asked in a calm tone of voice.

"Well, you can leave the how to me. The trade off, well you will find out if you take it!" It spread its arms out as if going for a hug.

"Thats a bad way to run buisness. Not giving them a full opportunity to think. Besides, a trade deal both need to know what the other will give them." the Hero of Men shook their head in dissappointment. "And here I was hoping to get a better preposition. No deal I'm afraid." Drawing his sword, the other heroes blinked owlishly and turned towards the beast.

"How unfortunate. I was afraid of this happening. However, Hero of Men, if you are up to it, I can get a better deal later. However, I'm afraid all of you must go. Afterall, I can't have the pesky REAL heroes knowing about this can I?" It drew a sword with a curved dent in it, it was so sharp, that it drew the monster's blood on accident. "Really a shame. Unforuntely, your jobs aren't to protect Hyrule and whatever else you protect. Now your jobs are to be dead."

The Hero of Spirits growled angryily. "You were the one who sent the letter weren't you! Not the hero of Winds! You little.." His face scrunched in anger.

It nodded. "I see you answered it quite well. New Hyrule will look great once I'm done with it. Now all of you hold still..."

It lunged.

She really didn't want to do it. But it gave her no choice.

She wrapped her hands around her hurt heroes, she protected them. Wrapping them in a barrier strong enough to stop even the god of chaos if needed.

They were dying. The poor heroes. Her poor heroes. Dying. She had to do something. She had sent a sgnail to the Hero Send. She hoped it was enough.

Her hurt heroes were protected, but she could not help the others. She's already broken a rule.

But if worse came to worse, she would break it again.

"You are as special as them, you are no fakes. If they fall, then you will need to help this world before chaos comes for all." she whispered.

Yes, she would break rules to help her heroes.

The Lost Four Swords

Sooo, you all asked for it and you all shall receive!!

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Red woke up to see the moonlight filtering in above him in the pitch darkness as stars gleamed like tiny holes in a box. He could hear his siblings snoring deeper in the house and stretched. He wonder vaguely what woke him, maybe the cool draft slowly swirling into his room? No. Tilting his head he pondered.

Are those eyes outside?? Red noticed, alarm spiking through his veins. He shot out of bed and crept downstairs. Weaving his way past the stuffed animals on his floor. He quietly went to grab his fire rod. But first he wanted to check and make sure his siblings were okay.

He passed Green’s room first, peeking his head in he saw Green lay sprawled on his bed. His face was buried into his pillows as he snored quietly. Red smiled softly at the sight. His room was messy as always, clothes and other various objects thrown across. Blue would be furious seeing anyone’s room like this.

Blue was next as Red checked her room. She was all bundled in blankets, clearly not happy with the cold wind of the night. Her clothes were neatly folded and hanging in the closet. Her floor was clean, void of any clutter that Green or Red had.

Finally Red went to check on Vio. Glancing inside the clutter of papers was present as always. Some where across their purple desk and some had fluttered towards the floor. Their curtains were tightly drawn casting barely any light into the room. Red had to squint his eyes to see Vio’s form on their bed.

Good, their asleep. Red smiled, happy that Vio was actually sleeping. But for how long?

Vio was curled tightly, taking very shallow breathes as if they were suffocating. They twitched occasionally and made small wimpers as Red frowned worriedly at them.

I think Vio is having a nightmare… Red though frowning at his brother. Once I check on those weird eyes I’m going to come and help you. I swear!

Red quietly went downstairs, treading carefully intothe darkened kichen, quietly snagging his fire rod, sword, sheild and even some armor, he opened the door and closed it quietly. Stepping out side, he glanced around holding the fire rod out for light. He heard something shuffling behind him and he drew his sword.

“Wh.. who is there?!” He spoke into the quiet night, fear betrayed by his expression.

A shadow of darkness appeared behind him. Its red eyes glowed in the sparkling moonlight.

Red squinted, blinking rapidly and his sword hand shaking slightly. “Sh.. Shadow? Is that you?! What happened to you?” Red asked, putting his sword down once he recognize Shadow’s form.

Shadow’s right eye was almost entirely red with the exception of a pupil, becoming a white dot in his eyes. A huge gash dripped black.. ooze? It dripped into the grass, leaving behind what looked like ink stains. His left eye looked… partly normal. The edges were red and were fading into his eyes, trying to close into his pupil and capture it in a sea of red. Black ink flowed from his right eye and some started to drip from his left eye. As if black stained tears were cascading down.

“Where are the others? I.. I need to tell you guys something.. before…” Shadow looked around desperately, searching as if he was being hunted.

“I can wake them up, come on. You shouldn’t be standing in the cold night!” Red smiled nervously, catching the urgency from Shadow.

They both crept back into the house and Red set his sword and sheild down, gently placing the small amount of armor he had on and went to wake the others. He started with Vio, hoping to jerk them from their nightmare first.

“Hey Vio? Wake up.” Red walked over to his brother who was still laying on his bed. After a couple of tries, Vio’s eyes snapped open and they grabbed the nearest thing, (which turned out to be Red), and hung on for dear life.

“Hey, Vio its okay its okay.” Red hugged them. “Shhh its okay.”

Vio blinked at Red, and let go slowly, rubbing their eyes as they woke up.

“Red? Why are you in my room at this time? Whats going on?”

Red smiled. “Its Shadow, he’s back… but something is wrong. Can you wake up Green? I need to wake up Blue.”

Vio nodded slowly. “Yeah… I can.”

Red nodded and stood back up, gently helping his brother up. Vio stood and stretched and went to wake up Green, grateful that he got the more agreeable brother.

Now to wake up Blue. Red thought. Waking up the beast is never a good idea… I wonder what happened on the mission that would make Shadow so frazzled..

Red knew Shadow had been sent on a mission by Zelda to look at recent monsters that had been popping up. These monsters were much stronger then the regular ones and had black blood. Shadow had been gone for a couple of days, way more than he should have been while on a scout mission.

Red came to Blue’s room and opened her door.

“Hey, Blue. Wake up please.” Red spoke, aiming his eyes towards the clutter of blankets nestled on the bed.

Unlike Vio, Blue instantly woke up and stared at Red. Hopping out of her bed, she gently picked off the blankets that clung to her and then she stared at Red.

“Whats up?” She asked, moving to get changed.

Red turned around knowing Blue didn’t like having people watch her change.

“Shadows back.” Red replied. “He’s back from his mission but something is wrong. He looks different and they were panicking.”

Blue didn’t say anything, only the shuffling of her getting dressed quicker indicated that she heard.

“Okay, lets go down.” Blue said. Walking past Red towards the door. “Is everyone else awake?” She asked as Red followed her.

“I sent Vio to wake Green, I don’t know if they were awake enough though…” Red murmered

“Well if they aren’t down there, I can go and wake Green up.”

“Oh goddess no. The last time you used swords to make a loud noise and woke the entire house!” Red groaned.

“Well I mean if everyone needs to be up anyways, I see nothing wrong.” Blue shrugged.

They finished the last step and rushed into the living room to see Green sitting on the couch and Vio leaning against the wall between the living room and kichen. They were both looking at Shadow’s new design as he anxiously paced the room. In the few minutes Red was gone, he noticed that more of Shadow’s left eye was more red and it almost completely surrounded an almost white pupil. As Blue and Red hurried into the room, Vio looked at them and Green turned his head confused. Still trying to blink away sleep from his head.

Shadow also looked up. “Oh good. You guys are all here. You need to listen those monsters aren’t natural.. there was something, someone I didn’t recognize and they.. I don’t know did something and they made those monsters. They can do it to hylians I think they can and I only ha-”

“Slow down Shadow, I can barely understand you.” Green pointed out.

“I only have so much time… there was.. someone making the black blooded monsters… I think… I think they are the cause of the monster outbreaks.”

A sharp intake went around the room.

“What did they look like?” Blue asked, her eyes narrowing.

“Well, they wore black clothing. Much like me but much taller. Their eyes were fully black with small red pupiles… thats.. thats all I remember before I passed out.” Shadow shook his head. Blinking wildly.

“I need to leave!” He suddenly shouted, rushing through the door and closing it with a slam as he ran outside.

Red reacted instantly, being the closest to the door, he followed Shadow behind. He could also hear cries of his brothers as they chased Shadow.

Shadow ran into the nearby forest and Red followed, his eyes never leaving Shadow’s form as he raced through the moonlit forest. Red could hear minish racing through the trees also. Branches slapped his face and left stinging wounds at his speeds.

Shadow stopped in a forest clearing and looked at Red in sadness. Red looked for his brothers but couldn’t see them behind him. All that was there was trees that surrounded them and encased them in an arena.

Shadow looked so… sad, his eyes completely red surrounding a white pupils.

“I’m so.. so sorry Red… I can’t… help. Its… Its got me..” He collasped and cried into the night.

Red rushed forward to hug him, and something changed with Shadow. He could distantly hear yelling of his brothers and crackling of twigs.

Shadow grew more… animalistic. Straighting his back and arching his spine, he hissed and it sounded. Strange per say. By this time though, Red already had his arms wrapped around Shadow and he felt a piercing strike along his back. It felt like several, sharpened claws were simultaneously tearing out flesh from under his tunic. He yelped as Shadow shoved him away and hissed in an unlike Shadow fashion. He heard his brother closer but he couldn’t take his eyes off of Shadow, or whatever Shadow became.

“Red! There you are! Wha- Shadow?” Green called out, gently putting a hand on Red’s shoulder.

Red blinked and noticed all of his brothers were standing nearby looking at Shadow worriedly.

“Shadow? Whats wrong?” Green took a step but Red blurted out: “Don’t go near him!”

Green blinked and obeyed, stepping back and keeping a distance.

“What.. what do you think is wrong?” Vio wondered, his hands twitching for a bow he didn’t have.

Red shrugged, the pain in his back stung, and shook his head. “I don’t know. Its like he’s become a different creature even!”

Shadow hissed again in that unnatural sound and vanished, no puff of smoke and no lingering shadows like he usually world leave. He just left nothing.

They all stared in silence before chaos broke loose.

Blue swore. “Shadow come back here!! Where are you?!”

Green whipped out his sword, the only one who brought his weapon out. He observed the area and kept close eyes out.

Red was just blankly staring at where Shadow once stood.

Vio however noticed something odd. Something inky black was dripping from Red’s back. But he blinked and saw nothing as if it was never there. Maybe he was hallucinating.

Shadow stood, in the trees watching his brothers yell and stare around. He sighed quietly as he watched them. Narrowing his eyes, he could spot Red’s injured back, barely. He moved his claws into sight and grimaced at the red, stickly blood that clung to them.

“Well, I thought I would find you here.” A voice called out behind him.

Shadow twisted around hissing and ready to attack. A spectator in his own body.

The dark appeared and stared sadly. “You couldn’t warn them?”

Shadow shook his head. “I did something worse. I panicked, I couldn’t control myself… and I got Red. I’m so.. sorry.. that voice is so… loud.”

The dark frowned. “Well, I guess that leaves plan H, huh? I really would rather not use my powers that extensively…”

Shadow sighed and frustration and sadness. He could feel that aching feeling of drawing blood. That unnatural thrill that wasn’t him and the chills that he couldn’t control. That voice urging him to kill his kin, his brothers. The people who stood by him and helped him.

“You did wonderfully my friend. Amazing job. Perhaps I should enlist you instead of those… unuseful idiots as my hands and my king. Well I say you have definitely earned my left hand’s servent role.”

That voice that whispered promises into his ear. Unknowing of the betrayal that sat at their hearts.

Maybe I will continue this if enough people like it.

Also wow a whole lotta tags lol.

Also quite a bit of spelling errors, tell me and i shall improve it :D

Lost Four Swords: 1 2(coming soon!)

He got something to throw at you angsters.