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i'm sorry but like. imagine you're about to have sex with valentino rossi. he brings you back to his, opens the door of his room while you're kissing and tearing the clothes off each other, and BAM, his 2004 yamaha is parked right at the foot of his bed

Oh wake up poeple they just publish luca scars on main 😭

new video of pecco and marc having a chat (in Italian!!) dropped by motogp on tiktok, he truly is child of a divorce

rosquez children of divorce who are upsettingly close to marc in age power ranked:

enea. went with marc here and is the ONLY! italian to visit him in his exile (seperate garage at portimao). bravely refused the academy bc of hot girl solidarity with marc.

fabio. belongs to them both. he gets points off in this category bc he wants to fuck marc but points added for this iconic tweet:

3. pecco. fastidiously polite kingggggg who has a marc complex wrt his own championships that i find really funny. supressing hero worship bc it is NOT allowed at vr46 and also marc is deeply and personally irritating. vale DID get him in the divorce which makes sense but you knowwwww our lil mouse man is still using him as a fun little yardstick to beat himself up with

Vale is one of the on kind for never have to experience a twink dead

Okay I found this Italian TV commercial starring the VR46 Academy boys! Tune in if you want to watch Luca and Cele as altar boys and Pecco on his knees confessing.

TW: Uccio. As a priest.

Apologies I could only download this poor quality video and had to alter it a little. You can find the video here.

MotoGP + ao3 tags [5/?]

pecco bagnaia in the academy vlog

Hoping Luca and his delusion +childhon dreams are enough to get through this season

Don't ask my why I did this I'm clearly going through something.

the highlighter radioactive piss ass vale bikes are a hundred times better than the all black with some highlights liveries

anyone want to see what i found

OK BUT imagine this with girl!luca... my brother in christ is having a hard time not to watch her with the lolipop

ChupaChups🍭

Dirtbag who can fuck X Most dickmatized person in the history of humanity

Thanks @fourelles for finding the picture

Soooooo, in my head, girl!luca was this hyper femenine little girl that plays with barbies and love princess that one day saw Valentino racing and went "i want to do that too" and Vale who is a sucker for his little sister just went "Sure, our mom is gonna kill me, but sure"

Sooooo, Lucia Marini starts racing, right? She have her cute little pink mini bike and grows up a little repressed by being in such a masculine environment, but she grows to be even more femenine, being the little sister of the oficial "careless" rider that Valentino is (we know he isn't that careless) she just went "fuck them, i'm a girly girl" (this after she tried to be more tomboyish in her preteens and failing... miserably)

Then the academy boys! They love her! Is like their little sister, and because they know she have problem with her 🎀 girlhood 🎀 due to be in a male environment they are cute with teen Lucia, she painted her nails? Bezz tell her that he loves the color! She brought a dress? Pecco tells her that it's fits her good, she likes a boy? Franky (and Vale and the whole academy) have to see him first, gossip? Cele hears her (they be gossip besties), she cuts her hair? Migno tells her that she looks gorgeous

(I imagine teen Lucia like this Taylor Swift pic, tall, blonde and pretty)

And then she grows up! To serve cunt! She arrives to the MotoGP paddock with outfits like these:

She is tall, she is pretty, she is femenine, she serves! She have to deal with the typical male incel fan that tells her "Is MotoGP, not a fashion show" and guess what? She does care, she is femenine and a girl, suck it

Of course other riders tried to flirt with her and she is so self confident (and a diva in a good way) that just went "you? With me? Haha... no", but Alex Marquez decided to have big balls and flirt with her (they kinda like eachother), and Valentino went MAD how dare the brother of Marc Marquez, his rival (and ex lover) to flirt with HIS sister? Man was ready to commit hate crimes and the academy boys were ready to help

IMAGINE HER IN THE RACING SUIT, BORN TO RACE, FORCED TO SERVE CUNT

(I'm sure she will put Uccio, Vale or Pecco (who have a massive crush on her, sorry i'm Luca/Pecco girly) to help her with pictures like this) (Uccio is annoyed, Vale is telling her to cover up and Pecco is blushing like crazy)

Like most hegemonic girls out there, she had had HORRIBLE boyfriends. Like horrible, but right now my girl is single and serving (and she is a bi queen)

So yeaaaah ✨️girl!luca✨️

So i got drunk yesterday and i was talking with one of my friends about girl!vale and my head just went:

✨️girl!luca✨️

And know i want to talk about her but idk

So i got drunk yesterday and i was talking with one of my friends about girl!vale and my head just went:

✨️girl!luca✨️

And know i want to talk about her but idk

happy birthday to our double MotoGP World Champion! Tanti auguri Pecco! 🥳

- featuring some out of context pictures I found on Facebook -

Does anyone remember that Luca traded a Cupra for an Honda civic just to avoid the ugly yellow leathers?

dickmatized.

i haven't done one of these in a while

Rosquez & their brothers circa 2013

I got guns in my head and they won't go Spirits in my head and they won't go

My hand slipped and I genderbended the vr46 academy

Ayrton Senna in Lotus 99T, 1987 /// Valentino Rossi on YZR-M1, 2006

I cant belive im so down for this man and his broken English

pecco bagnaia before the japanese gp 2022