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Grrr am so mad, your quiz is stinky poo poo

I am going to make you work a food customer service job for 14 hours, 7 days a week, if you don't change is error. 🔥🙏🥺😊🙏🔥🥺💀😔😨🥺😞🥺😔😔🔥😞🥺✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🤓☝️

someone should make a confessionlings uquiz

like a “which ii confessionling are you” personality test or smth

Is there a unified tag to post nsfw mandjtv stuff under?

no but there can be

How about just “Mandjtv nsft”?

I appreciate your commitment to making Raccoon Man a creature. He has animal ears, a tail, a bone in his dick, and, I can only assume, a pension for mischief. My question to you is: does he still have a weird kind of sort of British accent?

Yup!!

also thank you :)

I need you all to be as obsessed with my version of Raccoon Man as I am

You know, some people may ask why your Bug Catcher is so large and in charge, But I can only assume it is so he can better protect his lil bug friends. :,)

I love him.

Also, the fact that your Milk Man is just a little guy is so valid. No wonder he's out here obsessed with drinking milk. He's still trying to grow big and strong at age 30. lol

-Breasting Boobally

P.s. I can't be arsed to type that out every time, so I'm just going to go by B.B. from now on.

yeah!!

I’m glad you like them both :)

Breasting boobally anon here asking if you have any head cannons on the guys heights and/or builds?

I personally head cannon the Milk Man as very tall, like well over 6 foot and built like a brick shit house. Like he's a proper farm boy kind of build.

Orange, however, is only slightly taller than average, if that, but has absolutely terrible posture, so he tends to look shorter than he is.

Grunty Boy is taller than Skykey and will absolutely rub it in his face any chance he gets that he is, if only slightly, "Closer to the sky than him".

This upsets Skykey greatly.

Hi! Sorry it took me so long to answer but I started thinking about Raccoon man a little too hard and go distracted

I made a chart for the most significant deviations from the OG Michael’s build

Milkman’s height keeps changing in my mind but I know he’s def shorter than average

Everyone else has deviations from Michael’s build but not as much as these 5

(Electric Leader and Bug Catcher’s names are Bolt and Buzz respectively)

I come to you with knowledge

Raccoons do not have Bulbous Glandis

which means they do not knot

so Raccoon Man would not knot

(This is following my version of him where he got bitten by a raccoon but instead of getting rabies he just turned half-raccoon)

also Raccoons have baculum

aka bones in their penis

As the anon who made the request, I will simply say... ~~Follow your heart~~

okay 😍

dear Dom!Milkman Mike Sub!Orange anon would you be upset if I included male lactation and milking machines, please let me know so I can include or exclude it as necessary

for you, dear breasting boobily anon

I'm curious; what requests have you gotten so far for the nsfw stuff?

a Skykey weight gain fic

a Skykey/Grunty Boi fic

and one that could be for either art or a fic (I haven’t decided yet) for Dom!Milkman Mike X Sub!Orange

I am having fun with this weight gain fic :)

forgot that this wasn’t my main account for a second

rules update

I am currently working on both fic requests, neither were declined

rules update!

gore and thigh carving underneath the cut (ART.)