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I believe the consensus was that 5 rouges with short bows, given enough arrows, space to run, and a headstart, could beat 100 gorillas by firing at them from a distance and then bonus action dashing away so that the gorillas never got within range to throw rocks at them. The whole thing was like when you ask a guy what animals he could take in a fight, but nerd version. They literally talked about this for 32 minutes.

Alright I missed most of the pre session chat, why were people talking about jars and gorillas?

Guess who

Why do all Andy's characters eat literal garbage. The just eat trash. First Skrimm and now Torbek. Just literal trash

the fact that I am totally free today but will be super busy tomorrow is cruel and unusual punishment. What crime have I committed for the gods to curse me so?

Spoilers for Once Upon a Witchlight Episode 8 and onward

Currently imagining an AU where instead of having them trade Torbek to get Frost back, Mr. Witch just sends Frost into the feywild to get experimented on. Frost becoming the one possessed by The Other. Frost, who so greatly values his mind and his control of it losing control. The other's reaction to learning Frost is GONE. The Krew going into the feywild to save their friend instead of Zabilna. The Krew having to fight Frosty because he lost control. Frost's guilt after attacking his family. Oh my god

Icebound episode 12 and 13 spoilers

I feel like in Icebound the Avantris crew is just slightly less chaotic than, say, OUAW or Uprooted, but then they get kidnapped by Ogres and immediately decide to convince them they're gods from Ogre Heaven and come up with elaborate names and titles. I'm still in shock that Andy, after missing the previous session, wakes up as Skrimm and immediately ALSO tries to convince the ogres that he sees that he's a god, but with far less luck. How did they ALL do that?

I've been having jaw problems for about half a year now, so whenever it hurts my brain just goes "my fucking jaw, Gricko" and It's gotten to the point that any pain prompts a "my fucking [body part] Gricko"

Whenever my legs act up I just have "my fucking LEGS, gricko!" Repeat in my mind

How dare you sir

I found the generator and put in frost. Uh…

literally the first fucking generated sentence

I think I have a problem… I just saw the word “collectible” and I thought it said “coalecroux”