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thenextyellowfish

4 years ago

Roman's waiter

Virgil: hello what would you like to eat

Roman: *orders the most complex and expensive thing on the menu plus everything else* oh and you to go

Virgil: sorry but I think that you have already eaten enough tonight. plus I'm worth much more than everything you ordered tonight. speaking of which that will be $1982.99.

Roman: *gulp*