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1. This man is absolutely worthless. He can't do shit. He's probably horrible at sex and he is useless as fuck
2. He has a son. He actually really needs the work promo, more people will visit spirits 'n such if you vote for him and that means his beautiful adorable son might get a raise π«Άπ«Ά(probably not) But he WILL be able to buy more ramen for him.
3. He gives absolute peak life advice π(despite not having his own shit together) thanks to this guy the world kept spinning (NOT CLICKBAIT1!1!1!1) He solved the mysteries of gravity falls and fought with the dinosaurs from jurassic park. He also won 8 food eating contests and stopped he world from exploding 19 times.
4. He LIES all the fucking TIME seriously this man's job is made put of lies, how he got a son is because of lying. This man cannot stop lying but it's okay π (he can go to hell /aff)
5. He's SWEATY as FUCK like why is this man sweating 24/7 HELLO?He can CROSSDRESS yeah that's rightπΌ get yourselves a man who can do BOTH π₯π₯ this diva ate up that woman look so hard he got security called on his ass
6. The most pathetic ass man you'll witness ever. He's so pathetic bro ongg ππππ
7. He has porn mail for some fucking reason fucking gooner ππππππππ /aff
8. Got cancelled for being a fucking liarπ
9. Has NO friends. Like at all whos this lonely ass man bro's only friend is a 14 y/o ongg +ppl forgot his bday ππ
10. Fixed serizawa πΌπ₯ like actually he gave him a job, haircut, suit. Also they literally match guys they're so married and stuff ππ
11. If you vote for him his son will be proud of him
12. HOMOSEXUAL ASFFFF you could literally ship this man with so many (adult) male characters like wtf u so gay for homie. He sucks dick istg
13. He's my shayla like actually hes so sigma sigma boy ongg
14. He's 28 and a dilf
15. BIG FAT ASSSSSS holy shit dudes his ass is SO FAT its absolutely badonkers. Like no fucking way dude WHY is it so big. Wtf you need those big cheeks for bro. Very spankable though 10/10
16. has no rizz. Absolutely no game. Useless as hell. will die alone
17. think of the fan art guys βΉοΈβΉοΈ.likemomg
18. The fans are so normal π₯° can as a fan myself I can confirm that's why I'm writing this because I'm so normal.
19.If you vote for him and comment with a red apple emoji I'll follow you and like some of ur posts and I'll also spin a wheel and make fanart for one of you βΉοΈπππ please im desperate
20. Absolute ass posture who tje hell stands like that 24/7 man get your posture fixed (totally not exaggerated picture below )
21. He has SALTπ₯π₯π₯
22. His plushies are getting horribly abused on amazon please save him (hurt him more)
23. Reread till you finally agree to vote for reigen π₯π
24. Reread number 19 π