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showering while listening to bullets is an oxymoron
when we invent time travel i’m going right back to 2001 to mysteriously end up at every mcr show, then just keep replaying the loop once i get to 2020
oh, you’re an mcr fan? name every person in new jersey... yeah that’s what i thought ya poser
quoth the raven: “we can’t eat beefaroni without forks!”
me on a first date: so... would you say you’re more of a crash queen or a motor baby?
it’s officially been seven years since my chem took over my life and... yeah
if i can’t count the pixels on one hand, the picture is not for me
yes i’m a my chemical romance fan, why do you ask?
as it turns out, i am actually my chemical romance’s second biggest simp bc kerrang! will forever be in first place
what my chem song would you want to be the last one you hear? personally i think any and all could work on your deathbed. some would be comedic, others touching... if you are an aries, perhaps destroya?
oh to be at the first my chemical romance concert
close your eyes and just envision witnessing i’m not okay (i promise) live
why is it that every time i put my chem on shuffle to show them to a friend it’s always DESTROYA?
it’s frank iero’s world and we’re just living in it.
nothing can replicate the feeling of actually living in the state of new jersey.
putting my chem on shuffle is as close as you’re gonna get without the real deal.
i don’t make the rules.
becoming a my chem fan in 2013 was an experience i can only compare to seeing the light at the end of the tunnel only to find out it’s an incoming train.
honey this mirror is big enough for the two of us get over here
the people who don’t like danger days are the same people who don’t like salt and vinegar chips: cowards.
can somebody tell me why i know exactly what it would sound like if my chemical romance were to cover toxic by britney spears and yet i will almost definitely never hear it
i just started learning thank you for the venom so if nobody hears from me, i’m probably crying with my guitar somewhere.
Mikey: Good morning.
Ray: Good morning!
Gerad: You sound like robots, spice it up a bit!
Frank, kicking down the door: MORNING MOTHER FUCKERS!! *back flips off table* LET PLAY SOME MUSIC!! *flips said table* THE FUTURE IS BULLET PROOF *kicks Gee in the balls* THE AFTER MATH IS SECONDARY *rips door off hinges* IT’S TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD *sets world on fire* KILL JOYS MAKE SOME NOISE
Gerard, from the ground: I take it back, robots are fine
Gerard: Hey guys, may I introduce you to my girlfriend?
Y/N: Hey, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.
Frank: You couldn’t find anything better?
Gerard: Don’t you dare insult my girlfriend!
Frank: Shut up, I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to her
Mikey, to Ray: *whispering* I thought he was dating Frank
Ray: Whats up Mikey?
Mikey, after having to deal with Gerard and Frank all day: My blood pressure
*Mikey, Ray, and Frank in a hotel room waiting for Gee to come back from the store*
Gee, busting through the door: GUESS WHO JUST GOT APPLE FLAVORED SHAMPOO!
Frank: *grabs it and runs into the bathroom*
*shower turns on*
Gee: WAIT NO I MENT SCENTED
Frank: HOLY SHIT IT TASTE LIKE APPLES TOO
~TWO MINUTES LATER~
Frank: I JUST THREW UP
Ray: I regret getting you that blender for your birthday.
Frank, sipping cake: why?
Frank: So, there’s a problem—
Ray: Wait, before you tell me...
Ray, turning to the other members: Taking bets! Bets on who’s to blame, what it is, how illegal it is...all are welcome!
Gerard: $100 it’s Frank’s fault.
Frank: Wow, do you have no faith in me?
Gerard: Right, sorry. $200.
Kidnapper: Get me a hundred thousand dollars within the next 24 hours if you want your singer back.
Gerard, tied up in the background: A hundred thou- You think I am ONLY worth one hundred thousand?
Kidnapper:
Gerard: Make it one billion!
Ray: Gee, I swear to God.
Frank: Gee, I would die for you ;)
Gerard, gripping him with the strength of 1000 suns: I would never let that happen
Frank: Ray, I would die for you :)
Ray: Bold of you to assume I can die
Frank: Mikey, I would die for you :)
Mikey: You will
This is so real but I can always identify the song easily when I'm listening to smt and it takes more than 10 seconds to actually play something
Headphones: *song ends* Headphones: Headphones: Me: you gonna play anything? Headphones: Me: did you die? Headphones: Me: did I turn off my volume *turns it all the way up* Headphones:... Headphones: *full blast* WELL THEY ENCOURAGE YOUR COMPLETE COOPERATION-