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A very long Vampire! Razor x reader I’ve been working on a while! Bottom Shelf part two will come soon this was just easier to finish up. I know there’s no title and the layout might be a bit wonky, but I’m posting from mobile and its late so I’ll fix it all tomorrow. I’m pretty proud of it so I hope you all enjoy reading this :D
Warnings: vampires, descriptions of injuries, explicit violence toward reader, explicit murder, smut (consensual), implied animal death, possessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, mentions of a mother figure, yandere
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“…Is that a babyphone?”
“Yes.” Razor shrugged. “It gets the job done.”
“I guess?” You fell back into the mountain of pillows and blankets, laughing to yourself at the absurdity of it all. The chains clanked as you spread your arms as wide as possible, trying to stretch. The cuffs around your ankles and wrists feel too tight, but Razor ensured you they’d need to be. “Well. I’ll be in touch. You’ll hear from me when I need a bottle.”
“The fact that you’re still making jokes is a good sign. Keep that attitude up.”
Slowly, you sat back up, gathering your thoughts.
“Is it that bad?” Your hand slowly traced the scarring on your arm, the scabs of blood still remaining the only leftovers of what had been a bloody and deep bite. You’d already been near inconsolable when he’d bitten you, and he’d acted like it was no big deal, so to see even Razor tread lightly was making you nervous as all hell. “You never appreciate when I’m trying to be funny.”
“That’s not true. You just have a very… particular brand of humor.”
“You’re dodging the question.”
“Yes. I guess I am.” He nodded. “Well, I’ll be off. Call me if somethings wrong and I’ll be right back.”
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You guys I did the impossible….
au where childe meets bennett and after less than a day decided to join bennys adventure team and takes bennett to all his business trips as a toy seller because childe sees bennett like teucer and wants to protect him from all the evils
aka i demand a childe big bro agenda where he just essentially adopts bennett as one of his siblings
bennett prob finds out or knew that child was fatui, maybe not a harbinger, but he let childe think he didnt know
razor doesnt trust childe but seeing he treats bennett and even him with only the best in mind and with a bunch of care, he slowly warms up to him and childe just adds another to his collection of honorary siblings
childe finds it amusing how much the two stick close and are comfortable that he teases them about it
diluc has been more on alert because of childe being in mondstadt more often, even used his networks to make sure that bennett and razor werent in any immediate danger and while bennett vouches for childe to diluc, diluc still keeps an eye out but has for the most part let him be
there have been many encounters between them tho and childe will sometimes want to egg on diluc just for a fight
luckily kaeya is there to quite literally cool things down
then when childe meets fischl, listen, she reminds him a lot of tonia in many ways and indulges in the rp happily. he sees it as being back home and playing his role as the knight to protect his princess, and while the princess this time isnt his lil sister tonia, he plays along wholeheartedly
i just really need some childe and bennett being bros and childe murdering having a conversation with people who were mean to benito <3
Genius Invokation TCG across Teyvat 🎲
I drew these two cuties for a shirt cut meme ~
some genshin sketches~~ also waiting for Sayu to come home!!!
some sketcheeeees 3 - Doesn't your pack need a son-in-law? 4 - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Happy Birthday, Razor!
Hat? I put it down, by the shore. Very dry there.
The sun is dry too, the water is cool. In the water, it feels nice.
You wanna come too? Okay. Be careful, don't slip.
Huh, Paimon splashed water at me. Not good. Gonna splash back!
ooooold drawing that i took courage to finish :D
Who is a good boi?? Himb
Drawing Batch #003
○ Magical Girl Marija - Muse Dash ○ Razorrrrrrr - Genshin Impact ○ Beelzemon go brrrrrrrrrrr - Digimon ○ Mischievous - Deadly 7 Inside Me ○ Mischievous [unmasked] - Deadly 7 Inside Me
you know the post that was like if you gave extreme nacho flavored doritos to a medieval peasant theyd probably die
Cooking with Genshin boys
Characters : Kaeya, Albedo, Thoma, Razor, Xiao, Chongyun, Childe, Diluc
Genres/warnings : Headcanons, fluff, sfw, comedy, crack
Cw: none
A/n : Turned to be pretty long because I added a lot of characters but i had fun writing this! ^w^
Kaeya :
• As I will repeat in each headcanons including Kaeya, C H A O S.
• I think that before your relationship, he was always buying pre prepared meals, because he didn’t have the time to cook due to his work which lets him go pretty late
• So now that he has you to take good care of him and his health, he wants to help you out preparing good dishes, even if you tell him it’s fine and that you can do it on your own.
• But he really insits, and so you let him
•But maybe you shouldn't have...
• He wants you to teach him how to prepare things, so he can do it even when you aren’t here (ngl he just wants to bake you sweets to surprise you (っ▪︎3▪︎)っ
• So you start with something easy... something very easy... something that literally anyone can do... something as easy as... CRÊPES.
• You know how bad is Kaeya at cooking. So you thought to yourself : "We’ll make something super duper easy, we’ll easily succeed, I’ll praise him, he’ll be happy. Yea, that seems like a good plan!
• But things don't work out as you wished they would...
• At the end of the session, you have flour on your head, eggs are spilled everywhere, and you created some ultra-sugared and burnt abomination, meanwhile Kaeya is just like : "That apron really does suit you sweetheart~"
• Definitely never doing this again
Albedo :
• Oh, that time when you were just in the kitchen cooking something nice...
•Albedo came up from nowhere just to blame you
• "Are you sure you put enough milk?" "I think this part is missed." "Ah... no, you have to do it like that, actually." "Oh, just give me the whisk, i’ll show you."
• And then he literally pushed you out and finished the dish
• It was absolutely delicious (now you want him to cook everyday)
• Albedo is a great Alchemist, so for him, everything must be measured to the nearest gram
• Of course, this also applies in cooking
• So every time you try to spend good time with him cooking or baking, he’ll be hella annoying, just wanting the thing to be perfect, not even paying attention to you.
• Of course, you pout.
• Of course, he notices.
• Of course, he doesn't understand
• In the end you’re just tired of this so you stop and just carry on
Thoma :
• THE HOUSEHUSBAND
• Not only is he good at cooking, he also is in every other housework, such as cleaning or gardening-
• So when you ask him to cook together, of course he’ll be more than happy :D
• I feel like he’d prepare you Mondstadt dishes ꈍᴥꈍʔ
• It’s so fun cooking with him omg-
• He’d place his hands over yours and show you the way you have to mix up but like in a totally innocent and gentle and kind waaaayyyyy until he notices you blushing so that makes him blush too and he’s just like uhh what did I do
• Sometimes you’ll suggest to cook so he can rest for once because he’s always the one doing all the work
• At first he’d want to decline the offer BUT PLEASE INSIST THIS MAN NEEDS SOME REST
Razor :
• Did someone say kitchen? What the hell is this???
• You’d go FIND and HUNT the ingredients with him
• And cook them in the middle of the forest
• He shows you how to light a fire, butcher a beast, which plants are edible and which ones are not,...
• (●-●)
• Who would have thought he would be the one to teach you things
• You were already imagining you teaching him how to use an oven, and the expression he makes when he’s not understanding anything
• ROLES HAVE REVERSED, Y/N
Xiao :
• Always begging you to bake almond tofu
• "Ugh, Xiao, I can’t just make almond tofu everyday..!"
• You ended up doing it together anyway ;-;
• That sure wasn't easy U-U
• Xiao used to live in the Wangshu inn, so he was probably eating there. (Do Adepties have to eat tho??)
• Therefore, he has no experience in cooking, thats why you offered him to do it together (The main reason was that you wanted to spend more time with him---)
• Once you’re (finally-) done, he just stands here, admiring his own work with wide opened eyes without a word. "C-can we eat it now?"
• You grin and pat him on the head as a reward. "Of course you can! Good job Xiao!"
• Now he’s a blushing mess.
Chongyun :
• It’s a pain cooking for him because he can’t stand hot or spicy food
• But you can’t make cold dishes or salads everyday (especially in winter-)
• He gets that you’re kinda tired of this so he offers to cook himself not to bother you
• YOU THINK IT’S SWEET OF HIM buuuut you refuse
• Instead you propose to cook together to have some fun
• And so you two end up making colorful popsicles ^○^
• (You go ask Xiangling what he’s used to eat afterwards-)
Childe :
• YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE HE CANNOT HOLD CHOPSTICKS AND HE’S TIRED OF IT LMAO
• I don’t know if I see him as a pretty good cook or as an even worth one than Kaeya 🤔
• Nevermind, I just remembered what Teucer said
• THE HOUSEHUSBAND #2
• But even tho he’s the one cooking for you two,
• HE STILL CAN’T HOLD CHOPSTICKS-
• C’mon dude, we don’t want your Sneznaya dishes, so you have to use c h o p s t i c k s (i’m talking but i have never used chopsticks before lol-)
• Of courseeee you’ll teach him so you can cook together
• And in exchange he’ll teach you how to cook :D
Diluc :
• I have no idea what to write for this man
• Like, can he cook??
• All I can think about is the KFC × Genshin crossover
• But can he cook tho????
• I feel like just like Kaeya, he doesn't really have the time to cook because of work (and his batman post work-) but when he can, he’s probably able to make some pretty good things
• But ngl he prefers to eat what YOU make for him u_u
If someone tries to flirt with you (im so stupid i forgot to write the title earlier-)
Characters : Kaeya, Diluc, Razor, Albedo
Genres : Comedy, Fluff, sfw
Cw : none
A/n : didn't add childe this time cuz i feel like he's kinda similar to kaeya (and i don't like him-)
Kaeya :
• *deadly glances*
• would try to be even more close to you
• PDA × 1000000
• He'd put his elbow on your shoulder and say "Hm, who do we have here? Y/n you haven't introduce ourselves?"
• Would do absolutely anything to make him feel uncomfortable
• And if you're the one feeling uncomfortabe, then he'd have a "little talk" with him 🥰 don't worry he won't ever come back after that 😘
• Would be VERY clingy afterwards
Diluc :
• JEALOUS but doesn't show it
• poor baby he thinks you would think he's too possessive if he says anything
• so he just stands back pouting, staring at you two
• If the someone goes to far he'll step in though
• Would be unusually more tactile than usual after that
Razor :
• RAZOR IS NOT HAPPY.
• Would immediatly step between you two
• If you tell him it's just a friend, he'll apologize
• but if not
• "GRRRRRRJZUQJSJZI"
• ?????
• Y/n... Razor lupical. Stay away from Y/n!!
• You'll stop him of he goes too far but you find it cute that he tries to protect you
Albedo :
• 2 reactions possible :
• 1- he doesn't care
• 2- "Excuse me, Y/n is not yours, therefore, you are not allowed to talk to her. Please leave."
• You appreciate the gesture BUT PLEASE-
• This man has no tact
• SOOO obvioulsy the certain someone won't take him seriously and will continue to stick to you
• Worst mistake of his life
• I let you imagine what happens next
I played the Bachelorette Simulator with Lumine and all the genshin men (+ Teppi and Dain). Here are my favorite moments.
P.s. This is all in good fun and not meant to start anything!
1. What Grandma Bennett??
2. Wanderer is just cannon 💅
1. That is so cannon for Itto, he would instantly get in trouble with the producers
2. Albedo, you just got here
3. Uhm, what "eyes" Kaeya
1. "Yeah, I live with Alhaitham..."
2. Me too Lumine, that'd get me
1. ME TOO LUMINE
2. Freminet did not do this of his own free will
The flirts are on a roll, the rizzlers
Omg! Leave that boy alone Sethos!
LMAO! OKAY?! Tbh, Razor would eat the salam
JUST ONE CHANCE NEUVILLETTE PLSSSS
This is revenge Sethos...
Itto, how did you get here? Sneaky Victory
Remember this is all in good fun and shouldn't be taken too seriously!