Curate, connect, and discover
A continuation of “attack, asshole!” perchance? I know you mentioned guy business gets revenge on his lers so…/nf
Omg yessss!
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--A revenge has been ordered.--
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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|
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"You brought this upon yourself, dude." Guy Business said with a grin
"I DIHIHIHIHIHIDN'T KNOHOHOHOHOW!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man squealed, flailing his arms around
How did this happen? Well, yesterday, Suction Cup Man tickled the absolute HELL out of Guy Business. So, being him, wouldn't let that slide. So, when Suction Cup Man broke the weekends rule again, a revenge had broken in
"Well, ya should've, no? Now ya gotta suffer knowing that these fingers can go allll the wayyyyy dowwwwwnnn..." Guy Business teased, running a finger down SCM's side, down to his knees
"Noho-- *hic* wahahait!-"
Then, he squealed when Guy Business squeezed his knee
"NAHAHA!! NO-- *snort* NOHOHO PLEHEHEHEASE!! NOT THERE! NOT THERE! NOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE!! *squeal* AAAAHAHAHA!! D-DUHUHUHUHUMMY *snort*!!" Suction Cup Man covered his face
"Ooh, you're REALLY snorty, huh?" Guy Business teased, scittering his free hand all over SCM's belly
"NOHOHOHO! *snort* STAHAHAHAP!!" Suction Cup Man's face turned cherry red as he covered his eyes with his arm and pounded his fist on the ground
"Don't be so negative when you're giggling up a widdle stormmm~"
"NOHOHO!-"
"No? No what?~"
"DOHOHOHON'T--"
"I need more information, Cuppy~"
"NOHOHO YOU DOHOHOHON'T!!"
"...Was that you finishing your sentence or you answering me?~"
"DUHUHUMMY!!"
"What do you sayyyy~" Guy Business shot his hands up to the youngers underarms
"AAH--! NOHOHO! OKAY! OHOHOHOKAG! I'M SORRY I'M SO SOHOHOHOHOHORRY! JUST QUIHIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIT!" Then, Guy Business let up
"Perfect! See ya never! Eh... hopefully." Guy Business pat his head before walking off
"Ehehe... ugh... j-jeheherk..."
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(Sorry it's short... but it's what my brain could comprehend:>)
Lee!scm where he’s having a bad day and someone cheers him up? Ler can be anyone
(I love ur fics btw!)
You sunflowers have such good ideas ahh!! And thank you so much, ehe!!
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--Suction Cup Man stopped laughing for a while from being self-conscious about it. But, he has a best friend:)--
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|Lee - SCM -- Ler - Gina|
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Suction Cup Man was staying at Gina's for a while. Why? He was growing insecure about his laugh and needed company. I mean... snorts and hiccups? Come on! What's NOT to be embarrassed about it! The fact that he laughs easily, too, makes it worse! So, he's been holding in his laughter. Gina has definitely noticed this. This wasn't Suction Cup Man... this was a Sad Man. Something HAD to be done...
Suction Cup Man was in the spare bedroom, lying down curled in a ball. Gina sighed and walked in "Hey Raspberry... how's it going?" Gina said in a tone of concern, closing the door quietly behind her. "...Fine." Suction Cup Man sighed, looking devastated. "You... want some tea, Buddy?" Gina asked as Suction Cup Man shook his head, some tears welling up in his eyes. "No..." his voice cracked as he covered his face. "Awh... bud..." Gina frowned, walking over to him, sitting next to him. "C'mere..." She opened her arms for him as he crawled over, sitting in her lap curled in a ball, her arms wrapped around him, rocking slightly yet slowly back and forth. "Shh, it's okay, Raspberry..." "I'm a weirdo..." he covered his face in his hands. "Cuppy... you aren't." "Why is it so weird?!" He whined, curling up more. He was so insecure about it that it was getting concerning... he hardly ever laughed, and it was affecting him and his health deeply.
Gina knew her idea was probably bad, but... it just HAD to work. Giving him tea, new towers to climb, plushies?? He loved all of that! Yet, none of it worked. So, this was the only thing that COULD work. "Cuppy... can I see your hand?" Gina asked in a soft tone, holding her hand out. Suction Cup Man sniffed and looked up at her. He looked at her hand before sighing shakily and giving him her hand. She gently flipped his hand so she was holding his back hand before gently placing a finger on it, tracing his hand lines (idk what they're called:3). Suction Cup Man flinched slightly before a wobbly smile appeared on his face
"Ehe... no-- Gihina!" He giggled softly, shaking his head. "What's wrong, bud?" "I hahate this-- plehease!" He snorted, which made him cover his mouth with his free hand. "Um... I don't think so, mister!" Gina gently kept tickling his hand before grabbing his other, nuzzling his palm "Wahait-- aaahahahaha! *hic* G-Gihihijima!! Ahahahaha!" He giggled, snorted, hiccuped... oh well. This was all worth it to hear those bubbly giggles and wobbly smile! "Come on, your laugh is so sweet.." Gina said with a genuine tone. "Noho it's nohot!" Gina gasped, pretending to be offended "My goodness! Making such false words?! What has happened to this generation..." "Pff-- whahahat?!" He snorted as he laughed more at Gina's choice of words. "Ya heard me. Your laugh is so bubbly, snorty, hiccup-y, cute~" "Naha!" "Naha? Nope, sorry sir, gotta repeat that." "Gihihina!!" "That's not what you said, you silly goose!" Gina gently spidered her fingers up and down his arm. "Shihihit!! Gihihina plehehease! *hic* Oh nohoho!" "Oh yes!" "Gihina!!--" He could've just pulled oit and ran away or pushed her to make her stop. But... he loved this affection. Even if it made him laugh. "Who's a widdle cutie?~" "Noho-- nohot mehe!" "Aww, it IS you, isn't it?~" "Fuhuhuck!!" He hippcuped and snorted, Gina chuckling along. "You hear that? Adorable laughter~" "Okay! Ohokay! I gehet it! It's cuhuhute!!" "You obviously like this, right?~" "Soho?!" Gina chuckled before stopping. "Don't be ashamed of your Laugh, buddy. I love your bubbly giggles." She smiled, booping his nose softly as he huffed "Whatever half-bald bastard..." Suction Cup Man mumbled, crossing his arms."Oh, you red little shi--" Gina pounced on him, pinning him underneath her before lifting up his shirt and blowing the biggest raspberry she could
"BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! GIHIHIHIHIHINA!! NO-- NONONONONONOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! *snort and hic*" He shrieked with laigher his feet kicked slightly
"You take that back, mister!!"
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(Sorry if it's short, sunflower. Hopefully, this makes you happy💕💕)
Anything is fine
As you wish!!<3
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--Dammit Suction Cup Man! Give them answers!--
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|Lee - SCM -- Lers - Guy Business & Gina
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"Hey Raspberry!" Gina called out as she walked into her spare bedroom where he was
"Yeahhhh?" Suction Cup Man sat up on the bed, his hands in his lap
Gina got on the bed and scooted behind him "Can you close your eyes real quick?"
"Is this like... a surprise or something?"
"Something like that."
"Mkay." Suction Cup Man closed his eyes, feeling Gina grab his wrist and raise them up above his head.
"He's ready!" Gina called out. Before Suction Cup Man could react, he felt wiggly fingers on his underarms
"PFFT-- EEEHEHEHEHEHEEE-- H-HEHEHEHEHEHEY! W-WHAHAHAT FUCKIN' GIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIIIIVES?!"
"Heyy, calm down there~ Just gonna ask some questions, k?~"
He knew that voice all to well.
"BUSIHIHIHIHINESS DUHUHUMMY--?!"
"I ask the questions here, pal." Guy Business chuckled. "Thanks, Gina, by the way."
"Eh, don't worry about it."
"YOU FUHUHUHUHUCKING TRAHAHAHAHAITOR!!" Suction Cup Man squealed, slightly kicking his feet
"So, why MY tower specifically, Cup? That's all I wanna know."
"WHYHIHIHIHIHIY WOULD I TEHEHEHEHEHELL YOU?!" Stubborn one...
"It'll just keep going...~"
"Sooo why his tower, Cuppy Bubby?~" Gina teased, lightly tracing Suction Cup Man's side with one of her fingers.
"GIHIHIHIHINA--" He squeaked, his face flushing
"Why my tower? What's the purpose? Why me? Am I that special? I want answerssss~"
"NOHOHOHOHOHO I-- *hic* DUHUHUHUHUHUMMY!!"
"Yes?~ Come onnn... start talkin'~"
"NEHEHEHEHEHEHEVER!!"
"Tick-le, tick-le, tick-leeee, Cup-pyyyy~" Gina teased as Suction Cup Man's laughter (somehow) went up a notch
"GIHIHIHIHIHINA-- DOHOHOHOHON'T FUCKIN' SIDE WITH IHIHIHIHIHIT!!"
"So I am special? To the point where Gina sides with me?~ Okay, that's an answer! I just need more..."
"NOHOHOHO--"
"Just answer it, and it'll be over, Cuppy!"
"BUHUHUHUHUT--"
"Unless you don't want it to stop~"
"This can last all day~"
"UGHHHH HUHUHUUUUGH-- OKAY!! OHOHOKAHAHAYYYYYY! FUUUHUHUHUHUUUCK!!"
"There we go! So, I am special... that's one~"
"STOHOHOHOP--" He squeaked out of embarrassment
"So, why is it me you bother? Hardly anyone else?"
"B-BECAHAHAHAHAUSE YOU'RE EHEHEHEHEHEASY TO ANNOHOHOHOHOY?"
"Well, that's mean..." he chuckled, moving to his belly
"DAHAHAHAHAAAAUMMY!!!" He squealed, tears poking out from the corner of his eyes.
"Well, neither is that!"
"Someone has a potty mouth, eh?"
"MOVE ON-- JUHUHUST MOHOHOVE OHOHON!! *hic*"
"Now, what's the purpose for you climbing my tower then?"
"I DOHOHOHOHOHON'T KNOOOOOHOHOOOOW!! I DON'T FUHUHUHUCKING KNOHOHOW! *squeak*"
"...Does that sound like a real response to you, Gina?"
"No, not at all."
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT?!"
"Well, gotta live up to that raspberry nickname, no?"
"WAIT NO--"
Gina took an inhale and blew a raspberry on Suction Cup Man's neck
"BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! NOHOHOHOHOHO-- *snort* NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHORE-- I CAHAHAHAHA-- *hic*"
"Are you SURE you don't know?!"
"YES!! YEHEHEHEHEHES!! I'M SUHUHUHURE!!"
"Promise?"
"SWEHEHEHEHEHEHEAR!!"
"Alrighty!" The two stopped, and Gina let go. Suction Cup Man curled in a ball, giggling breathlessly as Gina scooted him on her lap, hugging him and rubbing his back
"Thanks, Gina!" Guy Business waved goodbye as she waved back. He then stretched and left.
"You okay, bud?" Gina ruffled his hair gently
"Ehe... y-yeheah... you're still a-- heh... stihill a bitch..."
"Yeah... I deserve that one."
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may request a lee!scm and ler!wizard from the plushie vid pls? i feel like the wizard using magic could be interesting/not forcing
love ur work btw
Aww! Thank youuu! Here's ur fic!:3
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--The Wizard did one of his stupid spells... yet, it didn't go as planned--
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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Wizard|
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FT - Penny and Gina
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Suction Cup Man was BORED today! He was quite literally inside of his pile of suction cups. He didn't get to do anything since Guy Business wasn't really at work this past couple of weeks due to a vacation, so climbing his tower was boring. When he was chilling in his pool of suction cups, he heard his phone go off. Gina bought him one yesterday. He struggled but managed to tumble out to his little table as he picked up his phone from it and opened the text Gina sent
'Dude! Did you not hear at all?'
'Here wat, G?:/'
Ginny💕✨️ is typing...
'Me and Penny found this weird article about some abandoned tower, we noticed something you may like!!'
'O did u now? Tell Penny i said hi:)'
Ginny💕✨️ is typing....
'She says hello. And yeah! Look at the image I sent.'
Suction Cup Man sighed and opened the image Gina sent. A news thing? Really, Gina? Oh well...
Suction Cup Man blinked, and his eyes lightened. Suction cups are finally getting the recognition they deserve?
'R you beeing fr??'
Ginny💕✨️ is typing...
'Yeah, bud! You were bored all day, and I happened to find it!'
'Woh... wel! Cya wen I get bak!'
Suction Cup Man then turned off his phone and threw it on the table. He grabbed his suction cups, his helmet, and his parachute. He was ready for action!
Suction Cup Man climbed the tower to the top, struggling with birds, but he managed. "God... I should've packed a lunch." He muttered as he made it to a glass window. His eyes widened as he gasped in amazement. There it was. The odd looking bowser Omega Suction Cups. Weird... but cool! "There they are..." he managed to sigh out as he looked around for an opening. "Quietly now..." he opened the window, opening it slowly. Apparently, glass is fragile, and when it hit something, it shattered everywhere. "...Why do shows do this to me--"
"SSSTOP RIGHT THERE, MORTAL SWINE!"
A voice echoed from the tower.
"For these magical suction cups are miiiiineeeee!!!" Some weird dude slipped in, his eyes pure white as his hands balled into fists, doing weird gestures and a pose.
"What the fuck--...." Suction Cup Man raised a brow "Wait-- is that cosplay, or are you like... a REAL wizard?"
"A FOOLISH suggestion..."
"You fuckin--"
"Does THIS answer your question?!" The dude pulled out a lil magic wand and pointed it at him, the cap falling off as flowers popped out from it
Was this guy high or... that weird? "Wuh-- no!"
"It matters not how I'm perceived... you seek the Omega Suction Cups! But must leave..."
"Untold sucking power lies behind that glass..." There was a short pause. "I'm taking them, you stupid ass!!"
The Wizard pauses for a moment, his hands behind his back. "Fuck you." He said in a normal tone, his pupils showing. "Fuck you-- that's not a rhyme! I KNEW you were a fake!!" Suction Cup Man pointed a finger at the man accusingly. "Calm yourself, fool! You don't know what's at stake!!" The Wizard warned, doing weird ass gestures again. There was a short pause. "That's it, I'm comin' in." Suction Cup Man said as he took the first two steps in before being caught in a pink trap like thing. The Wizards eyes turned back to pure white.
The orb power ball thing in the Wizards hands exploded as a white light was seen outside of the windows for a moment. A smoke was in the room, but it cleared quite quickly. "That ought to calm your inner fire. Now you may start a life where you--" He was cut off by a squeal of a laughing fit. "Inspire...? I-- ohh... shit..." floating pink hands and feathers were absolutely destroying the asshole in front of him. "WH--WHAHAHAHAHAHAT DID YOU DOOHOHOHOHOHO?! *snort* SHIHIHIHIHIT!!" Suction Cup Man collapsed to the ground, pounding his fist on the floor. His sides, underarms, knees, neck, stomach, you name it, it was being violated. (Besides his feet since shoes). "Don't be mad..." The Wizard said in a hesitant voice. "DOHOHOHOHON'T BE MAHAHAD?!" Suction Cup Man squeaked as his face flushed. This was no good impression for the both of them. "WHAT-- WHAHAHAHAT THE FUCK IS THIHIHIHIHIHIS?!" his legs/feet kicked, trying to squirm out of it but to no use. "I-I just... wow... I fucked this up." "YOU THIHIHIHIHIHIHINK?!" "I'm usually better, I swear!" "DAHAHAHAHAHAHAMN IT!! F-FUHUHUHUCKING UNDO THIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIS DUMBLEDIHIHIHIHIHICK!! *hic*" "IIIII'll get on that..." Wizard slid to his book, picking it up, and flipping through pages. "C-CAHAHAHAHAHAN'T YOU GO ANY FAHAHAHAHAHAHASTER?!" "Patience, child!" The Wizard huffed, scanning through pages "...More feathers if you're under the weather?--" The Wizard accidentally casted a spell as more feathers appeared. "SHIHIHIHIHIT-- H-HEHEHEHEHEHEY!! WHAHAHAHAT GIHIHIHIHIHIHIVES?!" "I didn't mean that--!" Wizard stumbled, his eyes now darting around his book. "BUHUHUHUHUHULLSHIT!! MAKE IT STOP-- MAHAHAKE IT STOHOHOP!!" "Working on it!" Wizard repeated, flipping through pages again. Curse it all! "I don't think I can find one..." "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT?!" "I don't know! I can't find one! Maybe it'll stop in time..." "THAHAHAHAHAHAT ISN'T COHOHOHOHOHOHOMFORTING!!" Suction Cup Man had tears in the corner of his eyes... "Not my fault you're ticklish as hell..." Wizard mumbled, crossing his arms. "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEY!" "What?! It's true! Look at you!" "SHUHUHUHUHUHUT *hic* UHUHUHUHUHUP!! NOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOO *squeak*" "I'm not even doing anything, and you're blushing like a maniac..." Suction Cup Man's face turned even more red "STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP--" "What did I do?!" "SPEHEHEHEHEHEAK!!" "But you just--" "NOHOHOHOT-- *squeal* WHAT I MEHEHEHEHEHEHEANT!! AAHAHAHA!" Wizard raised an eyebrow in confusion. What did he do? Well... he casted a spell, yeah, but that was it! "Then what DID you mean?!" "NAHAHA!!" "Excuse me...?" tears just streamed down Suction Cup Man's cheeks, him burying his face in his arm "?-"
The hands and feathers finally disappeared, letting Suction Cup Man curl up and breathe. "Ah! Finally... it's over!" Wizard had a proud smile on his face. "Shihit... y-yeheah... n-n--nehever... ugh... NEVER again." Suction Cup Man caught his breath as he shakily got up, dusting himself off now fixing his helmet. He cleared his throat. "Yeah! That's fucking right! I'm fine! Now gimme the Omega Suction Cups!" Suction Cup Man demanded, putting his hand on his hip. "Wuh... no! Are you stupid?" "NO! I'm Suction Cup Man!!" There was a pause. "Not today." Was the final thing he heard Wizard say before he got teleported away
Gina and her cousin, Penny, was in her (Gina's) apartment, talking. That's when Suction Cup Man appeared out of nowhere and fell on Gina's bed. "...The fuck? You good?" Gina asked as she sat next to her best friend. "Was your... adventure eventful?" Penny asked with a slight smile.
"...You have no idea..."
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we NEEDDDDD more lee! SCM an ler! Guy Business ficsssss >:3 /not forcing
As you wish, dear!
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--Suction Cup Man!! It isn't the weekend!! Guess he forgot about what happens...--
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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|
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There goes that Suction Cup Man again! Climbing up Guy Business's tower on a THURSDAY!! The audacity! This happened three weeks ago! Guy Business SURE thought he knocked some sense into that little brain of Suction Cup Man's! Here we go again...
"HEY!!! The FUCK is with you and MY tower?!" Guy Business opened up the window in front of him and pointed at the culprit. "Oh, puh-LEASE! You're the only person I can get a reaction out of! Penny looked too sensitive and concerned last time me and her met anyway." Suction Cup Man explained in defense, shrugging. "You mean that time when you became Penis Man?" Guy Business crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. "We--..." Suction Cup Man started before fumbling over his words. He eventually gave up trying to find an excuse and just whined and rolled his eyes. "O-Oh, fuck you!" "No! Fuck YOU!!" "And fuck you RIGHT. BACK. you fucking grandpa!!"
Guy Business gasped before stomping his foot. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" Guy Business clenched his fists and glared at SCM. "No! Make me!" "Don't you DARE challenge me, you suck up!" "Now that--... sounded a little kinky." SCM stated, his arms falling to his sides as Guy Business and him made an awkward eye contact
There was a pause.
An extremely.
Long.
Pause.
"...Bitch what?" Guy Business finally broke the silence in a very concerned tone. Suction Cup Man grumbled slightly "I--... I mean it did! Didn't you hear yourself when you said SUCK?? I mean... like..." Suction Cup Man did weird hand motions that just made Guy Business more pissed off. "You say suck all the time! Especially because of your..." Guy Business cut himself off, trying to think "y-your... um... i-idiotic... gay... s-suction cups!!" That was an absolute HORRIBLE insult. Yet, Suction Cup Man took it offensive and gasped, putting his hand on his heart "OH, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" "No!" Suction Cup Man scoffed. Oh wait, he knew how to piss Guy Business off more! Let's see how far this can go...
"Hey, I wrote ya a song!" Suction Cup Man announced, pulling out a guitar. "OH... NOT AGA--... ... where the fuck do you even get those?" Guy Business asked, genuinely confused. Suction Cup Man just rolled his eyes before clearing his throat. "It goes a little something like this..." Suction Cup Man inhaled...
"*Guitar Strings* You're a bitch!"
"Oh, not another one of your so--" Guy Business's sentence got cut off by more guitar playing.
"Oh, you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BIIIIITCH!!! *Harmonica Solo*" Suction Cup Man sang before flipping off Guy Business
"W-....Where did you even--" Guy Business shook his head, getting his mind out of the topic "Ugh! Doesn't matter! I'm getting TIRED of your bullshit!!" "Still out of window cleaners?" "I--... no!"
"...Really now?"
"Okay, fine. I am. B-But that doesn't mean you can just c-climb my tower because of it!!" Guy Business stuttered, crossing his arms. "Pff, lame-o!" Suction Cup Man laughed. "Stop laughing you fucking twit!!" "Pff! Make me!"
"OH YOU FUCKIN LITTL--..." Guy Business took a minute. Oh, wait... yes... that's it... Guy Business chuckled darkly, catching the annoying ones attention. "Well then..." Guy Business smiled sinisterly, closing the window. Suction Cup Man gulped slightly. "Wh... wha?... ugh... what is he--" He got caught off by the window next to him opening and being grabbed by the shirt "SURPRISE ASSHOLE!!" Suction Cup Man got pulled in the building, the window slamming shut as Guy Business pushed/pinned SCM to the wall "Hello, again!" Guy Business said innocently
Suction Cup Man squirmed a little. "Wh-What kind of gay shit is this?!" Suction Cup Man struggled as Guy Business sighed in annoyance. "For the last time, I'm not gay. You're just a kinky fuck." Guy Business smirked at Suction Cup Man's offended face "N-Nuh uh!" Suction Cup Man huffed as Guy Business chuckled, a bit more lightly now. "So, remember the last time this happened?" "No?" "Thought so." Guy Business sighed. "Need me to re-jog your memory?" "NO--" Suction Cup Man tried to push Guy Business away from him, but no luck. Even if he didn't know what it was, that doesn't mean he should trust it! "Here... lemme just..." Guy Business said softly, poking Suction Cup Man's belly. "EEP--" Suction Cup Man squeaked, covering his belly. Oh, wait... that's what happened. "W-wait... c-come on, man! You--... you know it was a--..." Suction Cup Man gulped as he saw Guy Business's menacing grin "...j-joke..." He squeaked and melted down as Guy Business wiggled his fingers
"Wait-- wait-- wait wait WAIT!!!--"
And the room was full of bubbly child-like laughter.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! N-NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! N-NOT AGAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIN!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man tried to pry Guy Business's hands off of his hips but to no avail. "Nope! You asked for this! I'm very surprised you forgot about this~" Guy Business chuckled, digging his thumbs into Suction Cup Man's hips, earning a shriek. "EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEK!! O-OH COHOHOHOHOHOHOME OHOHOHOHOHON!! P-PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!" Suction Cup Man snorted and just buried his face into Guy Business's chest to muffle his loud laughter, making Guy Business chuckle. "D'awwww.... is someone flustered?~~" He teased, shooting his hands up to Suction Cup Man's underarms. "EEP-- SH-SHIIIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!! GOHOHOHOHOD DAHAHAHAHAHAMN IT!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHERE!! *hic*" Tears poked out of the corners of SCM's eyes, his face redder than a shiny apple! "You're SUCH a child, huh?" "NOHOHOHO I'M NOHOHOHOHOHT!! *snort* AH FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man couldn't even speak clearly at this point! He just kept his face buried into Guy Business's chest and laughing uncontrollably as tears rolled down his cheeks. "Y'know..." Guy Business started, squeezing down to Suction Cup Man's ribs. "I haven't heard a stop yet~" Oh, WHY did he have to mention that?! His face was already a shiny red tomato!! It just got REDDER if that was even POSSIBLE!! "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, SHUT YOUR M-MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUTH!! *squeal*" his reaction just made Guy Business chuckle slightly. "Admit it. You like this~" "NOHOHOHOHOHO!! I DOHOHOHOHOHON'T!! *hic*" "Oh? You don't, you say? Sighhh... guess we're gonna be here a while, h u h?" Guy Business squeezed Suction Cup Man's belly and sides, making it worse. "SHIHIHIHIT! OH NOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Suction Cup Man squealed and clung onto Guy Business for support to NOT fall down. "Well? Are you gonna admit it?" "NEHEHEHEHEVER!!" "Alrighty then!"
Literally 5 Minutes Later
"OKAY! OKAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY!! I LIKE THIS!! I LIHIHIHIHIKE THIHIHIHIHIS!! JUHUHUHUHUST STOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP BEING AN AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASS!!" Guy Business chuckled. "Alright, alright!" Guy Business stopped, holding onto Guy Business so he didn't tip over. "You okay?" Guy Business asked as Suction Cup Man didn't answer for a moment. "Hehehe... *huff* y-yeheheah... yeah... I--... ihihim fihihihine... ehehehe..." SCM took a big inhale than every long exhale before clearing his throat and standing up straight
"Asshole." "Twat." Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes, crossing his arms like a baby. "Learned your lesson?" Guy Business asked, opening the previous slammed window. "Mhm..." Suction Cup Man packed up his things and flew out of the window with his parachute.
As Guy Business was about to close his window, GENTLY this time, he heard Suction Cup Man singing his "You're A Bitch" song in the far distance. All he could do was let out a breathlessly chuckle and gently close the window
What another eventful day.
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--SCM was climbin' up Guy Business's tower, but it wasn't the weekend!--
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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|
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"Oooh, I've been climbin' up ya towwwerrr! You can kiss my asssss!!"
Guy Business heard distant singing. ...He recognized that voice!
"Ooh, I've been climbin' up ya towwwwerrr! And I'm smudgin' up your glasssss! Hey!"
"HEY! Don't take another SUCK, Suction Cup Man!" Guy Business slammed open his window and was met with a climbing Suction Cup Man. "Ah, top of the tower to ya, business dummy!" Suction Cup Man said with the biggest smile ever, giving Guy Business a little wave. "Don't call me that. And it's a FRIDAY!! IT'S NOT THE WEEKEND!!" Guy Business informed, putting his hands on his hips. "Yeahhhh, but I got bored! Plus, I wanna shout random shit and run away from the cops again!" "Again?" "Yeah, they saw me climbin' up an abandoned school, and I got in trouble for it." Suction Cup Man explained, taking his hands of two of his suction cups and shrugging. "Why... okay... but still! I said only WEEKENDS!" Guy Business shook his head to get out of his confused state and back to his disappointed one. "Pff, okay, and? Whatcha gonna do to stop me?!" Suction Cup Man remarked smugly, crossing his arms and raising an eyebrow while smirking. "...Okay that's it." Guy Business stomped away.
Suction Cup Man was there sticking to the window for about 5 minutes until Guy Business came back, huffing. "I don't have any more Anti-Suction Cup window cleaners..." "Haha! Dumbass!" SCM laughed at him. Guy Business huffed, then got an idea. He grinned and then closed the window. Suction Cup Man blinked as his giggles slowed down as his face was a mix of suspicion and confusion. But was met with the closest window opening and being pulled into the building. "W-WOAH HEY!!" SCM was caught of gaurd as he was pulled into the dark building as the window closed behind him. He blinked and looked around the dark room before he looked in front of him and saw Guy Business. He shrieked and fell on his ass. "Ow! The FUCK is your problem!?" Suction Cup Man looked up at Guy Business as fear slowly started to sink in. "You wanna laugh, eh?" Guy Business's grin grew menacing as he stepped closer to SCM. Suction Cup Man gulped and scooted away, scooting into a wall above a window. He had no chance to escape as he looked up at Guy Business with wide eyes. "I'll give you something to laugh about, asshole..." "Wh-What do you meeeeANNNN---" SCM shrieked
Then, laughter filled the room when Guy Business started to tickle Suction Cup Man's stomach. "Ohhhh, NOW, you're laughing!" "BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! H-HEHEHEHEHEY!! UNCAHAHAHALLED FOR!! UNCALLED FOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOR!!" Suction Cup Man put his hands on Guy Business's chest, trying but failing to push him off. "Ohhh, is that a smile? Is that a big smile?! Is it? Yeah? Is it?!" Guy Business teased in a baby voice, making Suction Cup Man's face flush. "NOOOHOHOHOHOHO! NO, IT'S NAHAHAHAHAT!! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *snort*" Guy Business laughed a little. "Oh my gohohod! Was that a snort?! Oh, I HAVE to hear THAT again!" Guy Business commented, now lightly squeezing behind Suction Cup Man's knees. "WAHAHAHAHAHAIT-- NOHOHOHOHOHOHO! YOU AHAHAHAHAHASS!! STAHAHAHAHAP!! *squeak*" Suction Cup Man pounded the floor with his fist. "No way! We made a deal, and you broke it! This is what you get!!" Guy Business laughed. "D-DUHUHUHUHUMMY NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" "I'm sorry, what was that you ticklish man?!" "NOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! DOHOHOHONT CALL ME THAHAHQHAHAT!! *snort & hic* SHIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!!" Suction Cup Man felt his face heating up. "...Don't you like play guitar?" Guy Business suddenly asked, raising a brow, now slowly tracing his finger along Suction Cup Man's neck, making SCM scrunch up his shoulders. "H-Hehehehehehe... y-yehehehehehes!!" Suction Cup Man answered the question in between little giggles. Guy Business smirked and started playing Suction Cup Man's ribs like guitar strings. "Is this bow you do it?" Guy Business asked innocently. "GAHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THAHAHAHAT! *snort* OH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHANYTHIHIHIHIHIHING BUT THAHAHAHAHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHA *hic* HAHAHAHAHA!!" Tears started to seep from Suction Cup Man's eyes as he kicked his legs, covering his eyes with his arm and trying to pry Guy Business's hand off of him. "Aww, are your ribs ticklish? Are your widdle bwaby rwibs ticklish?" Guy Business teased, making it worse. "NOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!! I CAHAHAHAN'T BREEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEATHE!!" Suction Cup Man squealed, snorted, and hiccuped. "Will you do it again?" "NOHOHOHOHOHO!! I WOHOHOHOHON'T JUHUHUHUHUHUHUST PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!! NOHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHOHORE!!" Suction Cup Man hiccuped and wheezed a little before Guy Business came to a stop
"Good!" Guy Business smiled and got up, dusting himself off. Suction Cup Man huffed and panted, letting out breathless giggles, curling into a ball. Guy Business chuckled a little. "You good?" He asked, genuinely a bit concerned. Suction Cup Man giggled and nodded. "Uh-huh... f-fuck mahan... your insane! Hehehe..." Suction Cup Man giggles came to a stop as he got up and took a deep breath. "OH, wow! Shit I haven't laughed that hard in GOD knows how long! ...Never do that to me again." Suction Cup Man pouted a little, crossing his arms. "Heh, no promises! Now get the fuck outta my tower." "I thought I had to get OFF ya tower." Suction Cup Man remarked back with sass. "Do you want me to tickle you agai--" "Nope, message received." Suction Cup Man cut Guy Business off, and in a panic, fumbled to open the window and get his suction cups. He put two on his feet and jumped out the window, gliding through the air with his suction cups and parachute.
As Guy Business went to close the window he heard a distant and faint: "FUCK YOU!!" He sighed and closed. His window, getting back to work. He knew Suction Cup Man would do this again. But now he had a method to count one. And for once, didn't mind.
💜The End🤍