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Doctor: you have 3 minutes and 11 seconds to live
Me:
PLz tell me there coming bacK together
plZ tHe gAnG CanT spLiT :"(( đ¤§đŠ
KDtifkyfyf
no words
EVEN THE GIRL IN THE BACK LOOKS LIKE REBECCA
"The cartoon is called el chavo if you're curious đâ"
i drink to forget but i always rember â¨fhjfyuf why did i do this? â¨edit. tumblr makes it look gray n shit i dunno why
"It's ma madafuckin birthday bitchhh"
Nah but fr thank you so much for my lovely internet friend for these amazing gifts I mean omg I LOST IT WHEN I OPEND THEM FROM THE BOX JUST LOOK
She's so talented with watercolors like jdndjsns
Ya know I had to do it xd
Also happy b day to Craigslist mabye I'll do a drawing later this day I dunno
I panted this a while ago and dont rember when, sorry ://
Sup guz hhapy new Yer đĽ´đ
(And yes my stupid ass did write 2020 instead of 2021)
"Kahl quick we have to hide"
I hear a half whisper coming from the doorway and without having time to process what's happening I'm being pushed into a closet.
"What the hell is-"
"Shh quiet jew, they might hear"
Now where both cramped intoo a tiny closet. Well it's not tiny it's just Cartman being fat and taking up a lot of space while I'm just barely squeezed in holding the closet doors shut.
"What are you talking about?"
"I saw a rober with a gun here"
"What!?"
"Shhh"
"Sorry...what? We have to call the cops"
"I'm not stupid Kahl, I alredy did. Now we just have to wait here"
"Allright" I agree and everything goes to silance.
Well this is kindda awkward...um
God and it doesnt help that where so crampt in here. He's propably hunched over cuz I can feel his hot breath on my neck. God hes so close JESUS CHRIST WHY IS HE SO CLOSE A-
"You okay Kah-?"
"Yes"
ye if youâre getting deja vu then youâre not crazy xd
this is one of the kyman sketches I have posted but now with slightly different expressions and Christmas outfits yay đ
no srs I didn't get lazy I actually got over myself and messed up a cupule times trying to do this âbig projectâ and since I didn't what to feel like I wasted time I made this lil thingÂ
dunno hope you like it and happy holidays đđĽ´â¨
Now I'm laying in the bed terrified. Fuck I just saw a flashlight flash in my window someone is trying to get in here! WHat DO I DO?! AHh no Kyle get it together you're sounding like Tweek. Yeah shut your eyes... forget... mabye I should still loo-
My quick start of a sleep was intorupted by a pair of hands. Hands? Touching around my bed like there blind and then my arm? Hands... OH
"AA-" I scream but one of them covers my mouth and I hear a low husky "shhh"
"Its okay it's me Kahl" the 'stranger' quietly reassures but takes my pause as mark of not knowing who he is. Surprised he continues
"Kahl? Is this you?"
Then he starts touching around my face with his bigass hands. He squeezes the puffy hair but still is not reassured so goes around some more. As soon as he touches the nose he says "Yeah okay that's Kahl"
Man the way I draw Cartman changes with every drawing I swer I'm doing it unintentionally xd
2020-06-17
Cartman: Hey Kahl, have you found yourself someone on jdate yet?
Kyle: I dunno, have you stopped crying alone in you're room waching food porn on your snapchat yet?
Cartman: ...*sniff* jew...
Ah yes the boi- aHem girlz đłđ
Yup my headcanon is that Kyle is the shortest no matter what universe
2020-11-27
Yup kyman agen đĽ´đ
Cartman kindda looks like Clyde but oh well
Yup this is kinnda old but you'll see old stuff often here
Anyway I did this 11-24 right after I wached the mysterion trilogy for the first time and I needed to draw these dorks xd
Also I made lemon bars the next day đ
Happy late birthday to Kyle! Woohoo! plus some school doodles
My artstyle keeps changing with every drawing đ
Just somet out of boredom. I tried this weird brush I had and it honestly made my life easier...đđ however the lines r too thick so I don't rlly like it but it's ok.
Original was by ninaverse_ on Instagram, should definitely check them out!
South Park Masterlist!
Main Masterlist!
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(I donât write for all the characters, only the ones I think Iâd be good at writing for)
Kyle Broflovski
South Park characters with a cat s/o!
Stan Marsh
Nothing Yet
Kenny McCormick
Nothing Yet
Leapold âButtersâ Stotch
South Park characters with a cat s/o!
Tweek Tweak
South Park characters with a cat s/o!
Craig Tucker
Nothing Yet
Mysterion
South Park characters with a cat s/o!
Human Kite
Nothing Yet
ToolShed
Nothing Yet
South Park Characters with a Cat s/o
Masterlist II Taglist
Characters (Separately): Leopold âButtersâ Stotch, Kyle Broflovski, Tweek Tweak and Mysterion
Pronouns: Gender Neutral reader
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: Cursing? Only a little tho
Requested?: Yes // No
Summary: Basically the reader kept it a secret from everyone that they have the ability to change into an anthro cat, so they finally decide to tell their s/o about it. They were worried in doing so since there has been others who have the same ability as they do but they have always been looked down apon for doing bad things or just being bad people, so they hope that when they confess their secret to their s/o they will understand and not tell anyone else and hopefully not be scared of them and this newfound information.
Okayokayokay- LOOK-- I totally didn't make this as an excuse for me to write headcanons of how my favourite SP characters would react to my fur- I mean OC -AHA-- Look I'm totally not a furry, okay- JUST SHHH
Basically the reader is human but has the ability to turn into an anthro cat! (I guess the reader is kinda like a shapeshifter in a way?? idk lmao) The idea sounded fun and I had fun writing this too <3
Leopold âButtersâ Stotch
He would ADORE you like AAA
You would probably be hesitant about showing anyone, especially Butters your cat form, mainly in fear of them being afraid of you and not wanting to be friends with you anymore after telling them
But when you got the courage to tell Butters he was slightly scared but he calmed down knowing that itâs still you and that you wouldnât hurt him
And youâre so much taller in your cat form?? Like đ
Sometimes heâll ask for your help to get stuff from high places
But you will never let his parents know about it, his parents will more than likely ground him and not let him see you again
He loves holding your tail and just- snuggles with you are the best since youâre so fluffy??
He gets super happy whenever you get more comfortable around him to show your cat form more often, he doesnât mind if youâre in your form the entire time you hang out with him but he does enjoy seeing you in your human form too
He might ask you to join him as Professor Chaos and be his partner in crime but you might say no since if the town finds out you are causing destruction to the town they might look down on you and other people like you as bad people and you donât want that- but he will completely understand if you say no
He will find you so adorable though, definitely will try and pet you
10/10 he loves you and your cat form very much <33
Kyle Broflovski
You tried keeping it a secret because you were worried about telling him but keyword tried
He ended up walking into your room when he went to visit you, forgetting to knock and you were chilling in your cat form
You immediately started to panic, getting up in a hurry and changing back to your human form
He was confused and panicked?? Mainly confused
You told him to sit down as you explained the best you could without freaking out
He was chill with it, just mildly upset as to why you never told him before now or never even planned on telling him
But you told him itâs not the social norm or not accepted of people like you and some people would even try attacking or hunting you down if the word even spread about you so you just opted to not telling anyone
He understood and promised not to tell anyone but, under one condition..
If you gave him cuddles >:)
He still wouldnât of told anyone anyways if you said no but he just wanted an excuse to cuddle you
He thinks youâre great for cuddling and your tail makes a great pillow or blanket
He would play with your fur and pet you
Heâs just such a great boyfriend to have I love him sm đđđ (Heâs like my favourite character besides Mysterion)
If his parents just so happened to also find out they would also panic/freak out and be super confused and worried
Sheila would stand there, mouth agape and go âWHAT WHAT WHAT??â When she sees you and would try to pull Kyle away but he would pull back and stand beside you
She would calm down slightly after an explanation yet would still be weary of you, but she notices how happy you make Kyle so she accepts you and promises not to tell anyone
Gerald would probably be to high off cat piss to notice anything different about you
Gerald would also be confused, not as worried or freaked out as the others were but he thinks itâs cool, he wonât tell anyone either, heâd probably almost slip up to someone about it but he would quickly cover it up
If you make his son happy heâs fine with you being around him/dating Kyle and he accepts you as if youâre anyone else
Ike adores you- When he first saw you he probably wouldnât of freaked out of been confused, just walked up to you and hugged your tail
He would walk around the house with you, holding your tail and Kyle thinks itâs adorable
You three chilling on the couch, you, Kyle and Ike just watching Terrance and Phillip
Kyle adores how gentle you are with his younger brother and heâs glad that Ike likes you
You both just hope Ike doesnât end up telling someone on purpose or accidentally since he probably wouldnât know any better, he sees you as anyone else
Or he sees you as just a big fluffy harmless cat
Tweek Tweak
It literally deleted everything I wrote for Tweek and Iâm so irritated by it đ I canât even remember half of the things I wrote
You originally didnât want to tell Tweek since you knew he would freak out but once you two started dating thatâs when you realized you needed to tell him
Obviously he freaked out and was screaming about if youâre keeping any other secrets from him that he doesnât know about
But once you reassure him that youâre not keeping anymore secrets from him thatâs when he calms down.. slightly
He soon begins to understand why you kept it a secret but he was kinda upset by the fact you kept it a secret from him like were you not originally planning on tell him?? Do you not trust him? He just starts to overthink the whole situation :(
He may need some time to think about it and comprehend what youâve told him but he comes back and still loves you just as much as before (And possibly more)Â
You donât tell him though about the fact that you could be hunted down if the information gets in the wrong hands because he would obviously panic and freak the fuck out if he knew about that
But you do tell him not to tell anyone else and he promises not too
After some time he thinks youâre just so adorable in your cat form and he finds comfort in you, just a big fluffy cat you know?
He loves receiving hugs from you, youâre so big compared to him so you practically engulf him in your arms  Â
He just canât express how much he loves you-- You never fail to calm him down when heâs anxious and youâre always there for him when heâs having a panic attackÂ
Even when he doesnât ask you just drop everything youâre doing to rush over to him and comfort him and to just be there, making sure heâs okay. And he loves you for that, he really appreciates it.
Sometimes you help him around the coffee shop and if heâs having trouble reaching something from a high place heâll hesitantly ask you for help
Since youâre so tall you make grabbing things from high places look so easy??
And he thinks you look so cute in the Tweek Bros Coffee apron <3
1000/10 best anxious boyfriend, I love him
Mysterion
MYSTERION MY BELOVED đđđ IM SORRY I JUST LOVE HIM SM AND HES A HUGE COMFORT FOR ME <33
(For this scenario you're also a superhero)
He's always knew about it since he met you, due to the fact your hero persona is your cat form
He likes how you became a superhero to try and show others that your kind aren't bad and that they can be good people
He really admires you though, he wont say it out loud since he's supposed to be all tough and whatnot
When he starts to develop feeling for you he tries to ignore it but he soon realizes that he can't just ignore it
He was in denial that he liked you, not because he didn't want to like you but because he always felt that like as Mysterion he can't show emotion especially being in love
So he tried keeping his emotions shoved back but he would accidentally slip up here and there and soon the other heroes started to catch on
The other heroes cough cough Toolshed cough would tease him about it and he would just blush and tell him to shut up lmao
He didn't know if he should confess to you or not since he wasn't sure if it would end up working out and because he didn't know if you felt the same
But from talking to the other heroes they began pointing out the obvious or more simple things you do that show that you really do feel the same way about him
But I mean, c'mon, how could you not feel the same way towards him??
You practically scraped your knees falling for him so hard
Everything he does, even the most simple things makes you fall more and more in love with him
After talking to the other heroes he was convinced that you felt the same way but he was still scared to confess his feelings towards you
That was until one fateful encounter with Professor Chaos when you were heavily injured and he was worried that he might end up loosing youÂ
He got Tupperware to bring you back to the Freedom Pals base while he dealt with Chaos and his minions
Once he was done with Chaos he rushed back to the base and asked how you were doing and if you were alright
You were bandaged up and unconscious, Doctor Timothy explained that you have a few minor cuts and a large gash on your body but luckily you will make itÂ
Once you regain consciousness Mysterion was the first one to be by your side, after you were well aware of your surroundings and what had happened he decided to confess to you
And of course, you feel the same way
He was so relieved that you felt the same way despite everyone else saying that you obviously like him back
Mysterion tries to seem like he isnât one for affection but heâs actually a sucker for it
Donât let his rough exterior fool you
Whenever everyone else is out on a mission or patrolling and you two happen to get back sooner you just end up cuddling while theyâre all gone
He loves playing with your fur and petting you
And when you asked if you could play with his hair for the first time his real voice accidentally slipped out (Like in the one episode when he got surprised and went âWhat the fuck?â yeah, like that)
He just went-Â âHoly shit! Yes!â
Please he just loves it when you play with his hair and he finds it adorable if you start purring or something while heâs petting you or playing with your hair/fur
He likes to mess around with your fingers when heâs bored and just squish your paw pads and watch your claws unsheathe he thinks itâs cool and also amazed at how long and sharp your claws are, Itâs like retractable daggers on your fingers??
(Man you can really tell how much I love Mysterion just by how much Iâve wrote for him holy-)
He would bring you over to his house while on patrol because he needed to get something but he accidentally knocked something over and someone happened to hear itÂ
Karen.
She would open the door asking if Kenny was there and she would just see you two and both you and Mysterion shared and awkward and worried glace at eachother and you stand there, stiff as a board
(Oh my god I have that âok I pull upâ song stuck in my head đ)
Karen would immediately run over to Mysterion and hug him while calling him her âGuardian Angelâ and then look over to you
âWhoâs that?â
She would back at Mysterion and gasp super loud and go âAre they your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner?!??â
He would blush super bright and cover his face in embarrassment
âThey are!!â
âWha- Karen no-â
She would think youâre both so cute together and she wouldnât mind that you can turn into a cat! She thinks itâs coolÂ
Like Ike she will hold your tail/hug it and pet you
Mysterion finds it heartwarming how quickly Karen took liking to you and how youâre so kind to her
1000000/10 Best boyfriend I love him sm omg <333
AYYY I FINISHED IT WOOOO Iâve been working on this for hours now lmao and itâs almost 2am now, I was gonna write for The Coon & Mosquito too but I donât feel like it đ Plus I doubt anyone is gonna read this one anyways lmao
But PLEASEEE send South Park requests I will literally cry I want to write for more South Park characters :â)
iâm trying kyle i swear đ
