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stan marsh sees two guys literally just standing next to each other and be like “oh wow is this another reason to doubt my sexuality?”
when you have an otp with stan marsh you begin to consider vomit as a romantic gesture
butters wouldn’t understand the meaning of pride month at first and he’d start posting “i’m proud to be who i am!!” and “never hide your true self” messages, so his friends would be really surprised and asked him about his sexuality but he’d get really confused–
stan: Wow, we didn’t know you were gay, Butters. Congratulations on coming out, I guess?
cartman: Speak for yourself, Marsh, I totally knew he was into guys.
butters: Woah why, fellas? I’m not!
stan: But your posts on social media…
butters: Well, what’s wrong with them, Stan?
stan: It just says that you’re really proud to be yourself…
butters: Yeah, I am! It’s the pride month, after all.
stan: But this month is mostly about lgbt community, so…
butters: But why though? Can’t I be proud of being straight?
stan: It’s– not really– how it works–
so stan’d spend about ten minutes explaining to butters the meaning of the month, and butters would say “You sure know a lot about this, Stan!” so marsh would blush so hard and say something like “That’s just the stuff Wendy told me, you know…”
final plot twist neither of them are straight.
just saying that stan marsh is definitely most likely to enjoy pride month but hide it (un)successfully. he’d be fighting his urge to participate in it because he still considers himself to be straight (which he is clearly not) so he would be just, like, secretly supporting other non-het people but not too obviously so it wouldn’t seem like he’s not heterosexual himself.
he’d watch a gay couple kiss proudly and he’d be really happy for them with “yeah, good for you!!”-look in his eyes and a big smile on his lips, but then he’d notice concerned expression on kyle’s face and got extremely embarrassed and mumble something like “im just happy for other people’s tolerance, that’s all…”
YES YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
what if,, because of stan's special interest in board games and butters' need to follow the rules, seen in "Super Fun Time" S12E7 (which i assume may be a special interest of his as a general thing, with your autism hc for him and stan) they got along really well because board games have a lot to do with rules? (idk, it got kinda convoluted halfway thru for no reason, my bad)
holy fuck yes yes yes