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Accurate. My new introduction phrase.
Me, when someone wants to get to know me:
HOLY NURF NUGGETS!!! IM CRY LAUGHING MYSELF TO DEATH WITH THIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
POV: The Bad Batch finding Cid after S3
I saw a reel of this idea on Instagram, and this concept couldn't leave my head for days 😭 // I'm also so sad I didn't post this on May the 4th, so it'll have to be Revenge of the 6th hehe
Only proper response
😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋
Jedi aren’t allowed to have attachments
Therefor they’ve never had sex
All Jedi are virgins(except for Yoda)
Anakin would TOTALLY be topped by Padme
Everyone describing Obi-Wan Kenobi: A talented Jedi master
Anakin: A cheeky bastard
Anakin walking past with Padme both minding their own business:
Obi-Wan Kenobi leaning against the wall: What cha got anakin?
Anakin now flipping Obi-Wan off and running away with Padme: A wife
Obi-Wan chasing after them: NO!