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this is so specific but so accurate
how does starkid even cast jon for anything. he's played (to name a few):
a guy trapped in his own worst nightmare
the same guy but in winter
a rich asshole
a cultist
an eldritch god
the human version of said eldritch god
an autistic high schooler
a sex maniac whose entire job is to prevent sex
My other poll is about to run out, so i present: Starkid poll‼️
12 is the max, so i pushed the series into one option sorry
i’m in that half
This is half of the fandom rn
i love this
for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them
You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go
+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other
+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)
+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess
This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild
Bonus:
Wiggly overseeing this family:
literally canon
It’s Christmastime in Hatchetfield. Isn’t that fun?
TRANS AND AUTISM WIN AHAHAHHDHAHSHJAHAHHDJA
Okay but Jon agreeing that he sees Richie as trans-coded yesterday on stream and that he sees Paul as autistic-coded today on stream? We literally just keep winning
i personally saw him and went “he’s pretty hot ngl”
i havent seen enough commotion for curt mega as tinky. i see him in that role and i think to myself yes that is where he should be that is what he should be doing
real cuz i said so actually
one sided spankoschitz is real to me
I'm gonna make some friends...
The starkid way. I leave tomorrow for a math and science camp type thing, so I'm gonna carry some red vines with me to make some friends. Either that or sing super friends from HMB, whichever will get me friends faster.
Update: didn't work but I have redvines to supply me for 5 weeks.
Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 5 | Smoke Club
My Mouthwashing/Hatchetfield crossover
Lords in Black always choose their favourite humans and here's my take on who they'd choose and why/why it's fitting
16 HABITS TO MAKE YOU POOR IN HATCHETFEILD!!!!!
Base +additional reason
I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)
They’re done! I finished the Lords in Black set. I love them so much. I just need to make a Webby—I’m wondering if I want her to have black eyes? Gray? Red? Eye shadow, or not? I’ll probably use CholyKnight’s spider eye embroidery for her face. These guys are all built from a modified CholyKnight bunny pattern.
I just want to thank Starkid for making such cool characters! The power of Wiggly is so great, I taught myself so much sewing in these last ten months, just to have a Wiggly doll.
More photos below
Nibbly was the last Lord in Black to make, I made his teeth embroidery and then his lips are hand stitched on after. It was such a pain, but I love the effect. I wish I’d had a more neon pink, but I don’t mind it too much.
I found a pair of goggles for Tinky, and honestly, by sheer luck, his eyes were perfectly spaced to even wear them.
And as a bonus, Wiggly without his crown.
Ten months’ difference
if the sniggles had Tumblr
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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???
🪻 onlyafeweyes Follow
hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smited. pls update
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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc
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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...
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okay??? fuck you?????
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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.
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real and true. reblog
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make honey queens fat again
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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british
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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq
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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED
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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?
⬜️ qu33n-in-whitedeactivated262789
HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW
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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?
Out of the depths of hell and back I bring you three lords in black
Ted’s fine in there btw don’t worry about it
Edit: Nibbly and Wiggly are done now too made a new post with all of them <33
The Lords in Black
Obsessed with these guys, I cooked so hard with this piece 😌
Anyways go watch Nerdy Prudes Must Die because holy SHIT it’s absolutely incredible 🫶🫶
It’s my second time making Tinky, and I think I’ve learned a lot since my first attempt. His tongue is full of pipe cleaners so it’s fully posable, and I got him his toy box, too! I think I’ll try making some goggles for him later. The pattern is based on CholyKnight’s chibi animals, with some modifications.
a random day dream for you if you'd like.
Imagine A: Tinky himself can go in and out of the box to mess with Ted and any Spankoffski inside as he pleases.
B: he can somehow carry the box while inside the box. For everyone BUT Tinky, that box could also be the key out. Or at least it's rumored to be by those inside.
C: As basically a time god, the moment someone makes the decision to do something, Tinky could potentially see it coming if he's focused enough.
Imagine one day while messing with however many different timelines of Ted in the box, one version of Ted actually got bold. Instead of running, he tries to get the drop on Tinky to get the box and fails. But Tinky's amused enough by the attempt he makes a new game out of it. Basically "take this pebble from my hand" with the energy of roommates fighting over the remote. After many failed attempts (cause of course one of the only moments Tinky actively uses this kinda time sight is when he's messing with someone.) Ted gets desperate enough to decide the only weapon he's got left...is the ol Spankoffski charm. This time he reaches not for the box, but Tinky himself and pulls him into a kiss.
The moment Tinky sees it coming catches him off guard enough that the moment it happens, he's a flustered mess twice in a row. Like brain sounds like dial up for a good long minute even after Ted pulls back and runs with the box in his hands.
It may very well have been the moment Ted went from favorite toy to Tinky's hopeless crush. And then the moment after, the realization that his box is missing would send Tinky after that Ted like a bat outta hell.
Just the most out of nowhere daydream I ever got that I thought you might appreciate.
This took up 2 whole pages in my sketchbook, but I had to draw it. I couldn't stop thinking about this since you sent this ask
Anyways, I love this and I love you so much, this is amazing and you are brilliant. This is canon in the little tinkoffski story in my brain now. This is 100% what kicks it all off. I feel like Tinky would run off to Stopwatch after this to ask about what it in the world emotions are, cuz he's the only human he'd be willing to talk to. After all, he couldn't go to his brothers about it cuz A: they wouldn't know either and B: they'd 10000% judge him for it, or worse. From then on Tinky starts going to Daniel whenever he needs help with human issues and slowly but surely starts learning how to be less evil, lol
i hc that richie lives with paul, but their house is too far from hatchetfield high, so paul needs to drive richie at school every morning. but paul starts his work earlier, so richie spends an extra hour there doing nothing before his first period
when max joined the group, he offered richie to drive him at school instead of paul because they live close. sometimes while paul is about to leave home max arrives and just hang outs with richie before school. or sometimes he sleeps
max with adhd you are so special to me. max doing bad in school and everyone thinks it's just because he doesn't care but he just doesn't know how to apply himself or focus. max having too much energy and running around the halls or going extra hard at football practice because it makes his skin crawl to feel so pent up all the time. max not knowing he has adhd and thinking there's just something wrong with him that makes him stupider than everyone else.
max with dyslexia you are so special to me. max near tears trying to read anything for school and giving up because he just can't do it. max having to read out loud during english class and being mortified when he hears everyone laughing at him under his breath. max being tutored by richie after all the dust settles between them and frustratedly asking how he's supposed to read anything when all the letters keep moving. max being confused when richie tells him it's not normal. max finding out that day that he's not stupid like he always believed.
max with adhd and dyslexia you are so special to me.
TW for blood and presumably self harm. Uncensored pic under cut.
This takes too long to finish but here’s my take on Grace Chasity in a Moral Orel AU, as a big fan of the show. Go watch Moral Orel guys, it’s on YT!
goobers :3
csp does an annoying flash thing at the end + general flash/eyestrain warning!!
(ft. me struggling for ideas the the very start lmao)
My search history:
*schwinn bicycle*
*pink schwinn bicycle*
*how to draw bicycle*
*ooga horn*
*ooga horn bike*
*ahooga horn*
*what gun do cops in michigan use*
"Grace, the one with a thousand eyes"
CREDITS TO @lillazyboithings , creator of the AU.
Post of the AU is HERE.