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I posted another SAM fanfic!

Word count: 2,036

Summary:

“It’s been months since Manny and Hank had last seen each other. Months…. And yet Hank felt like it had been years. Each passing day their journey seemed further and further away, until finally: it seemed like a dream. A hallucination created by the brain in a desperate, last attempt to battle the will to die.”

Hank starts writing letters to cope with the absence of Manny. Letters he expected no one to answer

Kyman week day 7: Free day

Summary:

“Where did you come from…,” They belted out, it was messy and off-key, both struggling to get the words out. But Kyle wouldn’t have it any other way, a warm feeling spreading through his chest. “Cotton Eye Joe!” The mellow squeeze of his heart bubbling up with the unified laughter.

Alternatively: Kyle is lost in the woods carrying around a certain paralysed, amnesiac deadweight called Eric Cartman. The heavier weight, however, is carrying around all those repressed feelings

Swiss Army Man au (You need NO prior knowledge of the film!!)

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So this is it,, this is the life I’ve forgotten,,

JUST FINISHED SWISS ARMY MAN. I WANT TO SCREAM. I WANT TO POUND MY FISTS ON THE FLOOR. I WANT TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF. I WANT TO CRY SO HARD I VOMIT. I JUST KWIWHWIWHWHIWHIWHIHAJIAJIAJSISJISJIJWIJWOW