The Elder Scrolls - Blog Posts

You are not immune to your own mantra you were beaming into peoples’ brains apparently

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Ego and the mimicry of a saint (and more than a little sacrilege)

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i personally love how fucking Weird elder scrolls elves have the potential to be. i love how they aren’t conveniently “beautiful” and when people exaggerate specific features that emphasize the Weird (pointy ass ears + super angular features) it makes my heart happy. might as well add tails to them too and make them super lanky and just awful little beings. i love them

Who’s to say The Last Dragonborn can’t be a lost descendant of Martin Septim? Martin admits to being a part of the Sanguine cult before becoming a priest of Akatosh. We all know what the Sanguine Cult can get up to. Parties. Drugs. Sex.

There could be an entire family of Dragonborns descended from one of Martin’s potentially many one night stands, and none of them even knew! So when someone tells me they headcanon that their Last Dragonborn character is a lost descendant of Martin, I say, “heck yeah, makes sense to me!”

Oh no, horny unlocked.

“baka you were systematically killing off the black hand!! even the listener himself!!” - @bervant-of-bitis [special love to @alerkose for all the reviews and help]

I preordered Return to Monkey Island for a personal joke. Turns out I was the joke.

As for Todd Howard, I still don't believe that TES: VI is going to come out before the 10th console generation unless it actually does. Even then, I expect little more than Daggerfall with modern graphics and a 3D game engine.

Still waiting for Elder Scrolls Castles to be compatible with a modern Android device.

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

another tes shitpost for yall ♡

worst thing ive ever drawn <3