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CITIZEN!!!! YOU HAVE MADE ME EXTREMELY PROUD (AND HORNY) THANK YOU YOUR WRITING IS AMAZING DO NOT LET ANYBODY SHAME YOU INTO THINKING OTHERWISE YOU ARE THE GREATEST GIFT TO OUR NATION!!!! ❤

Black wolf mpreg nation out!!! ❤

(PS IT WOULD BE GREATLY AMAZINGLY SWAG IF YOU DREW THAT (YOU DON'T HAVE TO) IT WOULD BE JUST REALLY COOL TO SEE MORE GH X BW CONTENT LOVE YOU CITIZEN BE THE FREAKIEST GREATNESS YOU CAN BE NEVER LOSE MOTIVATION ❤)

TYSM! means the world coming from the national representative <3 I normally just say i'm bad at stuff bc i know my potential and i ain't quite there just yet so dw abt needing to praise me or anything <33

and i also think it would be greatly amazingly swag to draw it so i did :)

uncensored vers. is on reddit again lmfao (link to said reddit post) (the reddit post also has the OG dragon bw mpreg drawings too, tho they're unchanged)

Look, as Americans, it is our right to pity the British for being British no matter what. Sure things are on fire here, but they have their own fires over there and they can't handle a day long car ride.

damn right. and our fire's SO big! Americans just keep winning 🦅🦅🦅 the British can only have pitiful wet dreams abt being as cool as the lamest American (which don't exist bc we're just so great)

What's egg opinion of our Lord and savior black wolf? Does egg approve of bw mpreg? Does egg approve of EGG MPREG???

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

Hi again BW mpreg nation!! I was thinking abt BW mpreg and when I checked Tumblr again I noticed ur ask. I feel like I summoned you

Egg actually likes Black Wolf and the other wolves! They run into the wolf pack all the time, since their tree house in rather deep in the forest and they visit it often. Egg's probably even friends with Black Wolf, though Black Wolf would probably be nonplussed towards Egg. Unless the PC had Black Wolf and Egg as their chosen LIs, then they'd be some sorta lovers.

Now, Egg has a pretty big pregnancy/breeding kink (almost as big as Kylar's, but it's not their whole thing so it's not brought up often,) but it's like. doubled when it's mpreg. So they would be very happy if BW got mpregged, and probably try to baby BW during the whole pregnancy. Egg would probably also get beat up by BW bc BW doesn't like being treated like he's weak (Egg isn't even treating him like that but BW can't tell the difference)

And, of course, it should go without saying that Egg GREATLY approves of Egg mpreg. He fully expects the PC (or the other chosen LI) to knock him up so long as it's possible. Even if it's not, he certainly wants the PC/LI to try at least a couple dozen times. He'll even start taking those fertility pills or talking to a doctor about it. He takes mpreg very seriously

how did egg end up in the beautiful town of rapecestershire? is he locally grown or just really unfortunate to end up in the UK?

Egg was born and raised there! Granted, he wasn't raised with other kids so when he first started going to the public schools he had to change his vocab and mannerisms (he was picked on relentlessly the first couple years for being "boring" and "old man-ish.")

And because of that, Egg doesn't really know of or acknowledge the rapey-ness of Rapecestershire. He really just kinda thinks the town's a bit odd, and that there's probably some giant BDSM ring somewhere that attracts particularly rough horny people to the town. Egg is sheltered rather heavily, though not through religious means like Sydney (Egg has basically nothing to do with the temple or cult)

Egg the dragon is also the most precious dragon egg thing ❤ btw is egg like little tiny dragon like robin or large???? ❤❤

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

tyy i wanted to make them a cute dragon <3

and, Egg would probably be a decently large dragon (considering they're rather tall) so i'd place them between Sydney and Whitney on the dragon scale lmfao. so, not huge, but not what's considered a "small" dragon i'd edit the size comparison photo and send it with my response but apparently i only saved that as a .png instead of a program file so uh. oops. i'll have to redo that pic at some point so i can toy with it more in my art program lmfao

You're obviously down because you haven't drawn our glorious king black wolf pregnant anyways be well citizen!! 🔥🔥

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

fr the universe itself sucked out my energy as punishment for not drawing more beautiful black wolf mpreg

which it then returned to me in the form of a tummyache, so I will be posting many doodles later for the sake of our glorious pregnant king's continued reign (and to keep my ability to get out of bed)

What is Egg’s driving style? Do they got a shot on getting on Britain’s Worst Driver?

Egg is... a relatively good driver. might get distracted every now and then by conversation or smth on the side of the road but they don't exactly break any driving laws. they're a goody-two-shoes at heart </3 unfortunate

that being said, Egg doesn't drive their own car (they either walk or get chaperoned around) so they'd probably be a very inexperienced driver. maybe a 1/10 chance of getting on Britain's Worst Driver, unless they really wanted a normal driver on the show to emphasize how bad the other contestants are

Also humanoid dragon BW is so hot??? What a handsome and beautiful fella!!! Would be fun to see all the humanoid versions of the dragon babes!!!

Black wolf mpreg Nation out ❤

mwahah i'm one step ahead of u

these are some sneak peek sketches i'm workin on (i'm making a male and female doodle for each character so it's gonna take a while (which is why i'm just giving u half-finished doodles for rn))

You are now officially a citizen of the the black wolf mpreg nation thank you I love you

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

yippee i love the black wolf mpreg nation sm glad to have been welcomed into it

also i got A Kiss from Death bc of you and i ended up staying up 5 hrs later than i should've just playing the game last night. I also initially thought you were talking about the half-dragon when you said "fisting a dragon" and was so confused on how i couldn't find the way to fist him, until i encountered the actual giant dragon and went "oh!"

Hello draw dragon BW mpreg pls thank you

-Black wolf mpreg Nation out ❤

I love ur arttt it's so cuuuuute x3 💖

sorry if this is really broad,, ur dragons and art are super cool so i wanna know, who or what's ur favorite dragons in media?

ur all good, i love getting to rant abt stuff (preferably with a captive audience)

generally, i really like most of the designs from Skyrim, Monster Hunter (as a whole series), and Dragon Cave, but some of my favorites are: Paarthurnax, the random legendary dragons from Skyrim (they remind me of bugs), Xeno'jiiva from MH:W (very good visual storytelling, same goes for Safi'jiiva), and Astalos from other MH games (another bug dragon). i also highly recommend looking thru Dragon Cave's dragons because i'm in love with literally all of them. even the most basic of designs are so beautiful there

i'm also a big fan of how HtTYD does their dragon designs, but i'm not the biggest cartoon fan so i don't know much about them and dunno any of the dragon species names (other than the ones i'm legally required to after growing up with the franchise) Wings of Fire and Game of Thrones i'm kinda iffy about design-wise. they've got really cool designs but after you see more than maybe 6 or 7 characters, they tend to blend together really quickly, so i'm not the biggest fan of their design choices

but, in the end, my favorite dragons ever are the Paolumu from MH:W

i just find them so cute and charming despite having the face of a bald hamster and a bad attitude

Seeing dragon BW's size reminded me of that one game where you can fist a giant ass dragon (as a human)

Anyways, Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

at first i misread that as fist fight and i went "yeah i play a lot of Skyrim and Monster Hunter too lmfao" but then i saw that the word fight was never in the sentence

part of me's curious what game you're talking about but i dunno if i want that knowledge

also the what nation