This Is Both A Threat And A Promise - Blog Posts

this is both a threat and a promise i’ll probably send them when i’m home from work tomorrow afternoon but !!

good to know this is both a threat and a promise just being jayus me I’m the American you should hold HOLD BACK I’m from Texas so I guess that makes me a spicy American? And as a touch starved Spicy American Im going to make it everybody’s problem And by that I mean ain’t nobody’s leaving MY watch without getting loved first you will be loved My favorite thing to do is to dramatically announce “HEADBUTT OF AFFECTION” and then gently plop my head on somebody’s shoulder I do it at work so much to the point that I have folks of all ages (I’m talking like 40+) start to do it back It’s awesome because being affectionate is infectious and I plan on starting another pandemic A PANDEMIC OF AFFECTION BABY BWAHAHAHAHAHA this is of course only with expressed permission I may be crazy but I’m not rude We appreciate boundaries and healthy communication here at this blog thank you very much Also please give me a warning if you are gonna touch me because I am still in recovery in thinking touch is no longer an attack 😅 Can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally elbowed people in the face because they scared me from behind Even roundhoused a coworker in the back once he scared me so bad He was fine don’t worry. Actually gave me fruit snacks after to apologize 😅

kindness this is both a threat and a promise just being jayus serendipitouslyjayus you will be loved aggressive affection thy name is Jayus aint no choice original thoughts original line Chaotically kind Kill ‘em with kindness ima shoot Just see if I wont im going to love you and there’s nothing you buttnuggets can do to stop me