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RDR CHARACTERS IN WATER PARK WITH YOU | Headcanons
Characters: Arthur Morgan, John Marston, Dutch Van Der Linde, Hosea Matthews, Javier Escuella, Charles Smith, Sean McGuire, Sadie Adler, Lenny Summers
Warning(s): None
Genre: Fluff
Arthur Morgan
You practically had to drag him to the waterpark because he “don’t see the point in all this.”
But the second he sees you in your swimsuit? Yeah, suddenly he’s okay with being here.
"Well... reckon I could tolerate it for a little while." (Coughs, avoids eye contact.)
Refuses to wear swim trunks. He’s in his normal pants, boots left somewhere safe.
Goes into the lazy river with you but doesn’t lay back. He sits upright, watching everything, grumbling about kids splashing too much.
If someone bumps into you too hard? He just stares them down. They apologize immediately.
You convince him to try a water slide. He acts annoyed, but when he gets off, he mutters, "Alright, that wasn’t bad."
Carries you bridal-style into the wave pool. Holds onto you tight so you don’t get tossed around by the waves.
Buys you food, keeps an eye on your stuff, and acts like he hates the place but secretly has fun because he’s with you.
John Marston
Acts like he knows exactly what he’s doing. He doesn’t.
"Pffft, a water slide? Easy. I ain’t scared of no little drop."
IMMEDIATELY SCREAMS the whole way down.
Lands so awkwardly in the pool that a lifeguard asks if he’s okay.
Gets water in his nose constantly. Every five minutes: "Goddamn water! This stuff’s evil!"
Tried to race you on the slides and lost because he somehow got stuck halfway down.
Trips on the wet ground at least once. You try not to laugh. You fail.
Loves holding you in the hot tub because "This is the only part of this damn place I like."
Tries to flirt but keeps coughing from accidentally inhaling water.
"So... you come here oft—COUGH—damn it!"
Dutch van der Linde
Walks into the waterpark like he owns the place.
"You see, my dear, there is a certain elegance to enjoying the finer things in life."
Buys the most expensive lounge chair and insists you sit beside him like royalty.
Talks about "the plan" to go on the biggest slide.
Regrets it immediately but refuses to admit it. Comes out looking stunned, hair all over the place.
Pretends he enjoyed it. "See? It was all part of the experience."
Keeps fixing his mustache every time he gets wet.
Absolutely refuses to go into a crowded pool. "I am a man of dignity, my dear, I do not simply wade into a sea of screaming children."
Instead, he sits in the hot tub with his arm around you, while secretly admiring you.
Javier Escuella
Loves the waterpark—this is his element.
Knows exactly what he’s doing. Jumps straight into the pool like a pro.
You’re trying to get to a lounge chair, and he’s already halfway up the biggest slide.
Tries to impress you with fancy dives. And succeeds.
Flirts with you non-stop.
"Mi amor, you look absolutely stunning."
"How about we go somewhere more private, hmm? Perhaps a quiet corner of the pool?"
Challenges you to a race on the slides. Lets you win once, "You’re fast love... but next time, I won’t go easy on you."
Will absolutely show you off in front of other people
Ends the day holding you close in the hot tub, whispering sweet things in your ear and laughing with you
Hosea Matthews
Shows up in a classy button-up and straw hat, looking like he’s about to sip whiskey on a boat instead of going down water slides.
"Ah, my dear, this seems like a fine place to relax."
Absolutely refuses to go on any slides—he’s here for the hot tub and sunbathing with you.
Gets free drinks from the bar because he charms the staff.
"Now, sweetheart, I may be older, but I still know how to have a good time." (Winks while sipping his drink.)
Loves floating with you in the lazy river, arm around you, watching the chaos unfold.
Secretly bets on who will get injured first—he always picks Sean.
The only way you get him on a slide is if you bat your eyelashes and beg. He grumbles the whole way up.
Comes out the other side grinning like a kid. "Alright, alright, maybe that was a little fun."
Charles Smith
Quietly watches over you the entire time, making sure no one messes with you.
"You want to go on the slides? Alright, I’ll go with you." (Holds your hand the whole time.)
Loves the wave pool. Swims effortlessly while you struggle, laughs softly and helps you stay afloat.
The best at water gun fights. Somehow snipes Sean in the eye from across the pool.
Prefers chilling in the hot tub with you after a long day.
If he sees someone staring at you too long, he just gives them one look. They immediately leave.
Buys you snacks, makes sure you’re drinking water, is the only responsible person here.
At the end of the day, he’s just content being with you, lying in a lounge chair, watching the sunset together.
Sadie Adler
The first thing she does? "Let’s find the biggest, scariest slide."
Drags you to it before you can even protest.
Screams the whole way down—but it’s out of pure excitement.
"Hell yeah! Let’s go again!"
Beats everyone in a water gun fight. You’re on her team, so you automatically win.
No one dares to splash her in the pool. They know better.
Pulls you into the wave pool with her, laughing as you both get knocked around.
If you get scared of something, she’s right there: "Don’t worry, sugar, I gotcha."
Loves to mess with you, splashing you or sneaking up on you in the water.
Ends the day lying with you on a beach chair, relaxing in the sun. "A damn good day, if ya ask me."
Sean MacGuire
Immediate chaos.
Pushes people into the pool. Yes, including you.
"Oh, lass, you were takin’ too long gettin’ in!"
Jumps off things he’s not supposed to.
Steals your sunglasses and says, "Damn, I make these look good."
Annoys Arthur and John all day.
"Oi! Bet I can do a bigger splash than ya!"
Actually gets banned from one slide for being "too disruptive."
But he’s shockingly sweet to you.
Buys you snacks.
Makes sure no one messes with you.
Will carry you if you get tired. "C’mon, love, up ya go!"
Finds a quiet corner of pool where it’s just you and him, pulling you close. "Maybe I ain’t so bad after all, huh?"
Lenny Summers
Super excited to be here.
"Come on, let’s go on everything!"
Loves the slides but gets stuck behind a bunch of kids and politely waits.
Has the best time in the wave pool. Laughs every time he gets knocked over.
Splashes you playfully but makes sure he doesn’t overdo it.
Carries your stuff, makes sure you drink water, and is overall the best boyfriend here.
Wins every race on the slides. "Better luck next time, darlin'!"
At the end of the day, he just loves sitting next to you, holding your hand, and watching the sunset.
i would give money to learn how andrew and kevin would react to finding out that neil's first thought upon being told that andrew was gay was that those two were dating. i just-
andrew: what a preposterous idea. i would never date someone who enjoys eating celery
kevin: and i would never date someone that tiny
andrew: day i swear to god-
@theatrekidenergy YOOOO IVE BEEN LOSING MY MIND ABT AAWIL OVER THE PAST MONTH THIS POST WAS JUST RADIATING THE VIBES
I'm a werewolf boy but not in the way that cool 'alpha bro 🥶💯' straight super dominant type guy is but instead in the pathetic scared for my own humanity and on the constant brink of a mental breakdown yk
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